Diplo Has Something To Say About Ranking Last On Katy Perry’s Sex List

June 13, 2017 / Posted by: Allison

During Katy Perry’s 72-hour live-streaming attention-fest, she ranked her three most recent boyfriend from best to worst in the sack. We learned Katy had a great time with John Mayer, a decent time with Orlando Bloom, and sitting comfortably on the lowest sex rung was Diplo. Diplo responded to the news by claiming he doesn’t even remember having sex with that woman.

Diplo took to his favorite platform (Twitter) to slap-back at Katy’s ranking.

I don't even remember having sex

— young ric flair ? (@diplo) June 12, 2017

Oh well, at least he’s able to laugh at himself.

I won the bronze metal in sex Olympics ? pic.twitter.com/RD2PanuCue

— young ric flair ? (@diplo) June 12, 2017

Katy and Diplo dated for a couple months back in 2014 (early in January of 2015 she was rumored to be back on with her #1). So there are three options for what the truth is here:

1. Diplo is lying to protect his ego from the knowledge that Katy wasn’t seeing stars every time they got down
2. Katy was so bad in bed his brain instantly wiped all memories of it
3. He really doesn’t remember having sex with her

I mean, it could very well be the last one. Three years is a long time ago. Not to mention that it feels like most of Katy and Diplo’s time together was spent dragging Katy’s then-arch nemesis Taylor Swift online. Not long after, Diplo began living in fear of Taylor’s crazy fans. Maybe Diplo can’t remember having sex with Katy because his brain has blocked his memories of that time (the trauma of being cyber bullied by Taylor’s fans will do that).

Pic: Wenn.com

Tags: Diplo, Katy Perry

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