Category: Trevor Noah
Kanye West’s Grammy Performance Has Been Canceled Over His “Concerning Online Behavior”
A quick second after Instagram locked Kanye West out of his IG account for 24 hours due to him throwing a racial slur at Trevor Noah, among other things, the Grammys decided to get into some Ban Kanye (Banye?) action too. The Grammy producers must have done the math and realized that Kanye West + a mic + a live show = Not A Fucking Good Idea. Because a rep for Kanye (seen above looking like Storm’s second cousin going to a David Byrne’s Big Suit-themed leather bar) tells Variety that he was supposed to perform at this year’s Grammys, but not anymore.
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Eating Her Own Vagina Candle In A Super Bowl Commercial For Uber Eats
Super Bowl LVI is going down on February 13, and so brands are starting to release teasers for the commercials they are paying zillions for. Gotta get their money’s worth! Uber Eats’ Super Bowl commercial stars Jennifer Coolidge, Trevor Noah, and Gwyneth Paltrow. The “Uber Don’t Eats” campaign is meant to, I guess, tell people that you can order lots of stuff with Uber, but not all of it is edible? Like Gwyneth’s This Smells Like My Vagina candle, which she chows down on in the commercial. But Gwyneth using teeth on a vagina (candle) is bad form.
Trevor Noah Has Sued A NYC Hospital For Negligence And Carelessness
Usually Trevor Noah is the one reporting the news on The Daily Show, usually with a side of jokes. But recently he found himself to be the news, and according to all reports, the situation is a shit show, and Trevor’s not laughing about any aspect of what happened. Trevor has filed a lawsuit against the New York-based Hospital for Special Surgery and an orthopedic surgeon, who he claims botched a surgery last year, and left him with all kinds of pain, suffering, and trouble.
Harry Styles As Dorothy Gale, And More Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Just because we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party didn’t happen for the second year in a row, doesn’t mean that the other celebrities won’t get together and tear shit up for attention. Much like a drag queen, if a celebrity isn’t working Halloween they are losing money! Harry Styles’ tour took him to Madison Square Garden in NYC on Halloween, and he decided to get festive by dressing up as a hobo hipster who just so happened to find a Dorothy Gale costume in the dumpster.
Trevor Noah And Minka Kelly Are Not A Couple Anymore
We’ve got another celebrity pandemic romance casualty. Except in this case, it was a relationship that was never technically confirmed, barely seen in public, and is ending as quietly as it began. Not once did we get a pandemic Instagram selfie with the caption, “Sorry, but I definitely can’t stay six feet away from this one!“. And we never will, because sources are saying that Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly are no longer together, and they broke up after Trevor bought a huge multi-million dollar mansion for the two of them to live in.
Kanye West Is Now A Grammy-Nominated Christian Music Artist (And The Rest Of The Grammy Nominations)
Well I guess this means we’ll now be required to address him as Grammy-Acknowledged Christian Genius Billionaire(ish) Kanye West. I’m sure he’s typing up the press release as we speak! Kanye’s long-time-in-the-making Jesus-themed vanity project Jesus Is King has paid off, at least in terms of professional validation is concerned. The 2021 Grammy Awards were announced today, and Kanye, seen above playing out his own personal Jesus fantasies in the music video for “Closed On Sundays,” got a nomination in the category of Best Contemporary Christian Music Album. And unlike his bid for President, this is actually something he has a shot at winning.