Cardi B Has Deleted Her Instagram And Twitter After Fighting With Fans About Not Going To The Grammys
After Grammys Monday is my favorite holiday because that’s when celebrities show their entire ass, and not in a good way. With that being said, it’s time to hear from tittylicious former Love and Hip Hop drink thrower Cardi B. The song she terrorized us all with in 2021, “Up“, was nominated for Best Rap Performance but Cardi chose to stay home and miss the ceremony. Of course, since we live in an era where fans can access celebrities, many of them were pissed that she decided to skip the Grammys. And that’s when Belcalis Almanzar cracked her knuckles, sat in front of her laptop, and aired out everyone before making yet another disappearance from social media.
Most rich, famous red carpet-going people work with a stylist, which is truly the easiest way to get dressed before a big red carpet event. I could look up the name of the person with which Justin Bieber finds himself before a big event. But based on the look he wore to the 2022 Grammy Awards last night, it’s more fun to assume who Justin’s stylist was. And the easiest guess would be: Someone who didn’t know Justin’s suit size beforehand, ran into an NBA player’s closet on the way to Justin’s house, and screamed, “Oh god, please tell me you have something smaller than a 3XL in here.”
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Satan’s favorite lap dancer Lil Nas X but because the community circle-jerk extravaganza called the Grammys took place last night it was about time for him to make a reappearance. And of course, he was tame and reserved with his performance. Just kidding! You know he doesn’t do anything unless it causes homophobes (and Boosie) to begin throwing up their crosses like a scene from The Exorcist. But this time he had some assistance from his hot friend Jack Harlow as they took to the stage and literally turned their microphones into huge swinging dicks.
Pink Went Off On Rolling Stone Magazine For Snubbing Her From A List Of The 25 Best Grammys Performances
Pink has performed numerous times at the Grammys over the years, but in one of Rolling Stone‘s articles–“The 25 Greatest Grammy Performances of All Time”–Pink was not mentioned once! So she roasted Rolling Stone in their comments section and now it’s news, so people are going to look for the list and click on it. Meaning, that Rolling Stone probably won this one thanks to Pink!
Louis CK’s comedy album, Sincerely Louis CK was recorded back in 2019, two years after The New York Times added further credibility to several long-standing allegations published over the years by Gawker, in which several women accused Louis CK of various non-consensual dick-yanking acts of misconduct, like masturbating in front of unwilling female comedians in hotel rooms. The stand-up special was released in April 2020. Reviews ranged from praise, to a little heavy on the self-pity. But clearly, the voters of the Recording Academy thought it was the best of the year or at least the best among the six albums nominated this year. Louis CK’s Sincerely Louis CK was up against stand-up comedy albums by Nate Bargatze, Lavell Crawford, Chelsea Handler, Lewis Black, and Kevin Hart. And last night, Louis CK took home his third Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album. This is the album where he cracks jokes about the allegations against him and now it’s a Grammy-winning comedy album. Because you know, “cancel culture “exists.
Before Amy Schumer co-hosted the Oscars last week, along with Wanda Sykes and Regina Hall, she said that she tried to get Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to make a cameo appearance on the show. It didn’t happen and thank God because he would have been upstaged by a Telenovella-quality slap. Instead, President Zelenskyy appeared via a pre-recorded message at last night’s 64th annual Grammy Awards to remind us about Putin’s devastating attack on his country.