Category: Prince Charles

Kristen Stewart Says A Full Sentence In The Full Trailer For “Spencer”

September 23, 2021 / Posted by:

They teased us Kristen Stewart as Princess Diana skeptics last month with the teaser trailer for Spencer in which Kristen finally showed us the accent she’s been working on in between her (failed) posture and etiquette classes in preparation for the role. Even though she only said “they don’t” at the end, it was enough to convince some folks that she had nailed it. Now we have the first full-length trailer, and in addition to saying “they don’t,” Kristen also asks “this country?” And in the trailer’s climax, she speaks an entire sentence (which I won’t spoil). Unfortunately, I’m going to have to remain a skeptic for now because, in this trailer, Kristen is completely overshadowed by the incredible, charismatic performances of the dogs playing THE QUEEN’s Corgis. Kristen may have beautiful gowns, but those little bitches are giving the performance of a lifetime with their little fluffy butts totally exposed!

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Netflix Has Released The First Official Pictures Of Elizabeth Debicki As Princess Diana And Dominic West as Prince Charles

August 17, 2021 / Posted by:

One of the most fun parts of a based-on-real-people television series is to wait with anticipation at how well or how busted the real-life person is translated into the actor playing the character. Usually it’s pretty satisfying. Sometimes magic happens and it’s good in all the wrong ways. When it comes to Netflix’s award-winning series The Crown, you can usually rely on some pretty close copies. However, there was really not much potential for a gasp-making reveal when it came to the character of Season 5’s version of Princess Diana, since Elizabeth Debicki looks like she was made in a Diana factory. But still, Netflix went ahead and gave us the first official look at Elizabeth as Diana. The shock lies in what Dominic West looks like all dressed up as Prince Charles.

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Prince Charles Probably Isn’t Going To Let Prince Andrew Ever Return As A Senior Royal

August 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Prince Andrew is living proof that sometimes it doesn’t matter how rich and powerful your parents are, your never-ending privilege isn’t always able to bail your ass out of a sticky situation. So far it’s saved him from seeing the inside of a jail cell, but it hasn’t done much to save him from going down in history as Queen Elizabeth’s creepiest son. Eventually, The Crown will go to Prince Charles, and for a while, it sounded like the biggest headache Charles was about to inherit was the decision of what to do with Andrew. But thanks to Virginia Giuffre’s recent lawsuit, Charles’ hardest decision will be whether to fire his brother with a phone call or just shout “Bye Andy!” from the palace courtyard.

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Prince Harry Is Writing His Memoirs And It’s Reportedly Got The Royal Family Shook 

July 20, 2021 / Posted by:

If the upcoming season of The Crown doesn’t feature a Royal Rumble-inspired scene where Prince William holds Prince Harry back while Prince Charles runs towards him for a dropkick to the chest I don’t want to see it. Because even though most of the show mixes fact and fiction I can only imagine how much that family wants to beat Harry’s ass for revealing all their family struggles during Harry and Meghan Markle‘s interview with Oprah earlier this year. Well, it ain’t over yet because Harry is preparing a new tell-all that’s set to bring even more drama to the Royal Family.

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Prince William And Prince Harry Reportedly Got Into It At Prince Philips Funeral

June 28, 2021 / Posted by:

After Prince Philip died in April at the age of 99, plans for his funeral quickly got underway. And if the British press was to be believed, it was to be the fancy aristocratic equivalent to WrestleMania 2001. Prince William and Prince Harry, who hadn’t spoken for a long time and were all fired up from Harry’s explosive tell-all with Oprah Winfrey, would finally meet face-to-face. William and Harry were seen chatting outside their grandfather’s service, and it all looked very reasonable and mature. They even walked near each other during the processional. But it sounds like all that respect and civility might have just been for the benefit of the public watching outside. Because a royal source alleges that William and Harry brought the messiness inside St. George’s Chapel with them. An inappropriate family fight at a funeral? Royals, they’re just like us.

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A Royal Expert Thinks Prince Charles Will Allow Archie To Become A Prince So That He Can Make Duchess Camilla A Queen

June 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Last weekend The Mail on Sunday reported that Prince Charles had future King plans to change the Letters Patent rules from 1917 (historic royal legal mumbo jumbo) to streamline the Monarchy. This basically meant that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s kids, 2-year-old son Archie Harrison and 3-week-old daughter Lilibet Diana, wouldn’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet even if they wanted to. Now royal historian Robert Lacey tells People that he doesn’t think Prince Charles will actually pull that shit because it’d be an unpopular move and also because he wants to upgrade Duchess Camilla’s title.  Continue reading

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