There’s a big reveal at the end of Taylor Swift’s new music video, “You Need To Calm Down” (aka “Taylor Discovered Drag Brunch“). Taylor spots her arch nemesis, Katy Perry, across a crowded food fight, and they embrace, thus ending their nearly five-year-long feud. Two grown women finally acted like grown women – albeit while dressed like children in a pageant about the food pyramid. As it turns out, Taylor and Katy’s hug wasn’t the peace dove we all thought it was, as they had already been friends for some time.
Before there was Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak, there was Nancy Reagan and Barbara Bush. The late former First Ladies were anything but friends and they didn’t exactly go out of their way trying to hide how they’d rather break bread with any given dictator than each other. Barbara might be getting the last word in, though, because a new book is out about Babs, and it talks about why she thought Nancy hated her so much – including knocking her off the guest list to a dinner with Princess Diana!
For the past twelve years, Madonna and her manager Guy Oseary have thrown an ULTRA EXCLUSIVO Oscars after-party at his mansion, and the guest list is supposedly tighter than her face and guests aren’t allowed to take pictures. Because you want to be able to snort a line off of your Oscar statue’s ass crack in peace without worrying about some trick taking a picture of it and tagging you on Instagram. Guests aren’t allowed to post pics from the party on their social media, but you better believe Madonna made sure that we all saw a pic of her arm around her one-time nemesis Lady Gaga, and no, she’s not choking that reductive bitch out. Not in the pic that was posted anyway.
Well, it looks like Taylor Swift‘s invitation writing hand is sore today after furiously crossing Lady Gaga‘s name off the guest list to her annual Fourth of July / Katy Perry is a Big Fatty Meanie Party. After old texts between Kesha and Gaga were released as part of the Dr. Luke investigation shit show, Gaga is taking back what she said about Katy.
So it looks like Nicki Minaj probably won’t be slipping a holiday card into Cardi B’s mailbox with a peace offer to bury the hatchet in the new year. Nicki Minaj clearly still hates Cardi as much as Cardi hates that her shoe-throwing aim isn’t more accurate, and she proved it by giving strip club bartender sisters Jade and Baddie G some major screen time in her latest video.
If the Royal family was Mean Girls, I’d assume The Queen was Regina George, Duchess Kate was her Gretchen, Duchess Meghan was her Cady, and Camilla was the girl who saw The Queen wearing army pants and flip flops, so she went out and bought army pants and flip flops. But according to The Telegraph, (via The Daily Beast), it sounds like Duchess Kate is actually the Gretchen to Duchess Meghan’s Regina.