Category: Family Drama

Prince William And Prince Harry Reunited To Unveil Kensington Palace’s Statue Of Princess Diana

July 1, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s no secret that Prince William and Prince Harry aren’t exactly (polite British throat-clear) on the best of terms at the moment. From what we’ve been told time and time again, it sounds like William and Harry would rather both undergo an anesthesia-free hair transplant than spend any longer than three seconds together. But as expected, they both temporarily set aside their differences today in London, to unveil a statue dedicated to their late mother, Diana, Princess of Wales, on what would have been her 60th birthday.

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Prince William And Prince Harry Reportedly Got Into It At Prince Philips Funeral

June 28, 2021 / Posted by:

After Prince Philip died in April at the age of 99, plans for his funeral quickly got underway. And if the British press was to be believed, it was to be the fancy aristocratic equivalent to WrestleMania 2001. Prince William and Prince Harry, who hadn’t spoken for a long time and were all fired up from Harry’s explosive tell-all with Oprah Winfrey, would finally meet face-to-face. William and Harry were seen chatting outside their grandfather’s service, and it all looked very reasonable and mature. They even walked near each other during the processional. But it sounds like all that respect and civility might have just been for the benefit of the public watching outside. Because a royal source alleges that William and Harry brought the messiness inside St. George’s Chapel with them. An inappropriate family fight at a funeral? Royals, they’re just like us.

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A Royal Expert Thinks Prince Charles Will Allow Archie To Become A Prince So That He Can Make Duchess Camilla A Queen

June 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Last weekend The Mail on Sunday reported that Prince Charles had future King plans to change the Letters Patent rules from 1917 (historic royal legal mumbo jumbo) to streamline the Monarchy. This basically meant that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s kids, 2-year-old son Archie Harrison and 3-week-old daughter Lilibet Diana, wouldn’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet even if they wanted to. Now royal historian Robert Lacey tells People that he doesn’t think Prince Charles will actually pull that shit because it’d be an unpopular move and also because he wants to upgrade Duchess Camilla’s title.  Continue reading

Prince Charles Will Reportedly Not Let Archie Become A Prince As He Plans To Slim Down The Monarchy

June 20, 2021 / Posted by:

A couple of weeks ago, I saw the headline, “Baby Lilibet and Archie Will Inherit ‘Princess’ and ‘Prince’ Titles When Charles Becomes King,” and well, that aged about as well as the hairline of a male British royal. Because The Mail on Sunday claims that Prince Charles is already making plans for when he takes over The Crown and those plans include changing the Letters Patent to keep royals who are not directly in line to the throne from getting titles. If Charles makes that change, that means Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s children, 2-year-old Archie Harrison and 2-week-old Lilibet Diana, won’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet (which is a damn shame because that fancy name of Lillibet was made to have “Princess” in front of it). Cut to Harry furiously checking Amazon to see if they can same-day deliver a World’s Shittiest Dad mug to Charles on this Father’s Day. Although, Prince Hot Ginge may have already sent Charles one.

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Angelina Jolie Claimed That Three Of Her Kids Wanted To Testify Against Brad Pitt In The Custody Trial

June 18, 2021 / Posted by:

After Brad Pitt was awarded a tentative agreement to receive a joint custody split of the five of the six Jolie-Pitt children, Angelina Jolie’s legal team swore that it was far from over. Angelina’s biggest argument for an appeal was that Judge John Ouderkirk didn’t get to hear testimony from some of the children, which Angelina believed gave Brad an unfair advantage, as Angelina was trying to prove allegations of abuse. Angelina also wanted Judge Ouderkirk thrown off their case, due to the belief that he was too close to Brad and his legal team (she was unsuccessful). Judge Ouderkirk was the one who prevented any of the Jolie-Pitt children from being called to testify against brad. But Us Weekly recently found a document filed by Angelina in December, and in it, she claims that three of her kids allegedly wanted to testify against him.

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Jamie Spears’ Lawyers Have Accused Lynne Spears Of Meddling In Britney Spears’ Financial Business

April 27, 2021 / Posted by:

We all know that when it comes to her conservatorship, Britney Spears would really, really, REALLY like it if her father, Jamie Spears, left her alone and stayed out of her business. As it turns out, Jamie Spears also likely has a Spears in his life that he wishes would back off and mind their own business when it comes to Britney’s conservatorship, and that’s his ex-wife Lynne Spears, who he claims has been sticking her nose in Britney’s coins and doing some unsolicited accounting.

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