Category: The Crown

Netflix Has Released The First Teaser Trailer For The Third Season Of “The Crown”

August 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Funny, that’s the same look I gave Netflix when I finished watching the teaser trailer for the third season of The Crown and realized that Olivia Colman as Queen Elizabeth II appears for a mere four – FOUR – seconds. I might have even let out a disappointed, “What in Her Royal Highness Hell?” in a terrible British accent, too. But for those of you who will happily accept four seconds of Olivia’s version of the Queen, then this trailer is your cup of tea.

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Gillian Anderson Is Likely Going To Play Margaret Thatcher On “The Crown”

January 21, 2019 / Posted by:

The Crown is still casting and recasting its later seasons since Claire Foy as the Queen(and others) got replaced. Showrunners and Netflix have maintained they would swap the entire cast out every two seasons since it’s easier to go about portraying QE2 and the royal family aging that way instead of having Claire sit for hours while handlers try to apply wrinkles to her. Olivia Colman is playing Elizabeth in the third and fourth seasons, Helena Bonham Carter is Princess Margaret, and I’m mainly just curious what corgi litter will play the royal pups. Speaking of barking bitches, there’s now a report that Gillian Anderson is close to signing on to play Margaret Thatcher.

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“The Crown” Has Cast Tobias Menzies As Their New Prince Philip

March 29, 2018 / Posted by:

After search that reportedly went from Paul Bettany to Hugh Laurie, producers of Netflix’s The Crown have finally found the very British actor to play very British monarch Prince Philip in the upcoming third season.

Deadline says they went with Tobias Menzies, aka Lord Edmure Tully from Game of Thrones, Brutus from Rome, or Sharon’s OB/GYN from Catastrophe. Tobias will join Olivia Colman as season 3’s Queen Elizabeth II, and Helena Bonham Carter as Princess Margaret. Tobias is going to make a hot Prince Philip. Matt Smith did too, but it was a more of an obnoxious, whiny hot. Tobias looks like the kind of Prince Philip that could easily charm his way out of trouble when The Queen suspects his allegedly unfaithful self of smearing jam on other crumpets.

Shooting will begin in the UK sometime this summer. Seasons 3 and 4 will be filmed back-to-back, with the third season being released sometime in 2019.

Tobias is a new-ish name to me, but one thing I recently learned was that he flashed his trouser pipe (and not a prosthetic) on Outlander a couple years ago. That tells me Tobias isn’t shy if the role calls for it. The real Prince Philip has been known to expose his trouser pipe later in life, but I’m not sure if he ever did it in the 70s, where the third season is rumored to be set. I don’t know if that’s the sort of road Netflix wants to take this show down. At the very least, they could always do the audience a favor by filming it now and digitally editing it over elderly Philip’s crotch in the later seasons.



Producers Of “The Crown” Are Sorry For Paying Claire Foy Less Than Matt Smith

March 20, 2018 / Posted by:

Last week it was revealed that Claire Foy, the main crown-wearer in the titular The Crown, took home less money than her co-star Matt Smith. Obviously Claire’s character Queen Elizabeth II is the main character, and it’s insane that she would have a smaller paycheck than Matt’s Prince Philip. Variety says that producers of The Crown are really sorry that happened.

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Matt Smith Got Paid More Money Than The Queen Herself, Claire Foy, On “The Crown”

March 14, 2018 / Posted by:

During an industry panel at the INTV 2018 conference, the producers of Netflix’s The Crown revealed they spent more money on snively Prince Philip than they did on the actual crown meaning the queen meaning the actual star of the fucking show it says it right there in the title goddammit! Variety reports that Netflix had been paying Matt Smith’s no-eyebrow-having ass more than Golden Globe winning actress Claire Foy for the past two seasons.

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