One might assume based on context clues such as *checks notes* becoming an actress, marrying a prince, being addressed unironically as a Duchess, getting super into British hats and tiaras, co-orchestrating a split from the Royal Family causing an international uproar, coyly teasing details about the reasons why on Oprah, coyly teasing a “groundbreaking” podcast for two years and then inviting Mariah Carey on said podcast to discuss what it means to be a “diva,” that Meghan Markle might feel some sort of personal connection to the word. But nope.
Prince Harry may not have Royal Family money anymore but he and his wife, Meghan Markle, are not hurting for cash. But maybe you’ll still consider his opinions on quitting your job to be relevant, as he recently said in an interview that he supports all the people who have quit their job during a pandemic because they hate it. Personally, I wouldn’t quit a job on a whim because a Prince told me to, but hey…
The Re-Issue Of “Finding Freedom” Claims That Prince Harry And The Queen Had A Special Reunion After Prince Philip’s Funeral
Today marks the release of an updated version of Finding Freedom, the tell-all book about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leaving the Royal family. That’s the one Meghan admitted leaking a wee bit of information to (despite previously denying it). Well, a lot has happened since the book’s initial release a year ago, and today’s re-issue contains a brand spanking new epilogue ft. tea about the couple’s move to California, the Oprah interview, and Prince Philip’s death. It also includes claims that the two Buckingham Palace staffers who accused Meghan of bullying later asked for “their experiences with Meghan to be rescinded”, and that Harry and THE QUEEN had a “very special” reunion after Prince Philip’s funeral. Awww, did Harry hug his wee granny? Is the Royal family even allowed to hug? Continue reading
A Royal Expert Thinks Prince Charles Will Allow Archie To Become A Prince So That He Can Make Duchess Camilla A Queen
Last weekend The Mail on Sunday reported that Prince Charles had future King plans to change the Letters Patent rules from 1917 (historic royal legal mumbo jumbo) to streamline the Monarchy. This basically meant that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s kids, 2-year-old son Archie Harrison and 3-week-old daughter Lilibet Diana, wouldn’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet even if they wanted to. Now royal historian Robert Lacey tells People that he doesn’t think Prince Charles will actually pull that shit because it’d be an unpopular move and also because he wants to upgrade Duchess Camilla’s title. Continue reading
Stunting for attention wastes no time in Hollywood, baby! Last week, 48-year-old Ben Affleck and 51-year-old Jennifer Lopez were doing the absolute most by being papped and initiating a firestorm of celebrity gossip. JLo and Alex Rodriguez just called off their engagement, and JLo was already teasing the sequel to Bennifer. And well, last night, JLo and Ben kept the teasing coming by attending the Vax Live: The Concert To Reunite the World. But they weren’t photographed together, because JLo is no amateur stunt queen and knows how to keep people guessing!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are currently expecting their second child at the end of spring. And their firstborn, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor, turns two in a few months. And they’ve got an interview with Oprah to prepare for. And they’ve got millions upon millions of dollars thanks to their deals with Netflix and Spotify. So they’ve got a lot going on, and it’s a shock to absolutely no one that they are retiring their hand-waving duties when it comes to being working royals. Buckingham Palace confirmed today that Harry and Meghan are done with being senior royals FOREVER, and the royal family is apparently “saddened” by this. Aw, don’t worry guys, Harry and Meghan may be permanently settled in California, but you still have that accused creep to keep you company!