IOn Sunday, ITV dropped their documentary Harry & Meghan: An African Journey, which was about Prince Harry, Duchess Meghan, and Archie’s official royal tour of Africa. But what we’re hearing about most from it is that Harry and Meghan would love for the British press to – pardon my lower-class vernacular – fuck 100% off. Meghan let it be known that she wasn’t ok with the constant scrutiny and criticism, that she felt like they were “existing, not living,” and claimed that her British friend warned her not to marry Harry because the British press would eat her alive. Harry lamented that he doesn’t like seeing the press pick apart Meghan in the same way they came for his late mother, Princess Diana, and mentioned that he and Meghan would love to move somewhere like South Africa. He also let the confirmation cat out of the bag by saying his relationship with his brother wasn’t great at the moment. And now sources are saying that his brother and father are a little worried about him.
There’s enough rumors and talk about Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan to fill their own The Crown-style spin-off called Frogmore. Some of the rumors are bullshit, a lot of the talk is trash. But some of it is true, and the confirmation is coming from Prince Harry himself.
Duchess Meghan Admits To Struggling With Being A New Royal Mom In The Spotlight, And Says That Not Many Ask If She’s Okay
It was announced a few days ago that a documentary on Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s tour through Africa would air on ITV in the UK on Sunday and ABC in the U.S. on Wednesday. I set my loins in the girded position, because I was hoping that it would be nothing but footage of a topless PHG having a hot-off with the sun while frolicking with zebras. But, of course, the royals are not going to give the people (read: me, just me) what we want, because that’s not going to happen. I can un-grid my loins.
Clips from Harry & Meghan: An African Journey were released, and Harry and Meghan both get deep and bring the raw emotions. Harry gets emotional while talking about the death of his mother Princess Diana, and Meghan’s tear ducts fill as she’s asked how she’s doing mentally after being dragged by the British tabloids during and after her pregnancy. Both sad moments even warmed the pile of Abominable Snowman turds in Piers Morgan’s chest. HAHA, yeah right. We’re not all free-falling through the universe right now, which means that the planet didn’t explode from Piers Morgan feeling sympathy for PHG and Meghan. He’s, of course, rolling his eyes at this.
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan are the cover stars of this week’s Us Weekly, which is definitely a risky move on Us Weekly’s part, considering that Harry has made it absolutely clear he’ll call his lawyers if Meghan is the subject of tacky tabloid gossip. But Us Weekly is probably safe, because their coverage of Harry and Meghan here is generally positive.
According to UsWeekly’s cover story, Harry and Meghan are TIRED OF THE LIES. Which I believe is the polite supermarket-friendly way of saying that Harry and Meghan are fucking 100% done with the bullshit written about them in the British press. And apparently Harry and Meghan are so over it, they’ve considered packing up Archie and moving across the pond to Canada.
This Is Apparently Prince Hot Ginge “Snapping” At A Reporter, And He’s Also Suing The Owners Of The Sun And The Daily Mirror
Yesterday, I saw this headline at Page Six:
That caused me to dim all the lights, sweet darling, and light ginger honey-scented candles and grab the Red Hots-infused lube, because I thought I found my new kink: watching Prince Hot Ginge get all butch dom alpha. But after watching the video, it’s only a little snip and a lukewarm glare of asshole eyes. But I still iMovie’d myself (in a ball gag and leather straitjacket) over the reporter and made the background an S&M dungeon. Fifty Shades of Ginge, if you will.
Yesterday, while Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan were on their royal African tour, a letter was released announcing that he’s done with the British press dragging his wife. Meghan herself went ahead and confirmed they weren’t playing, by announcing that she was officially suing the Mail on Sunday (aka The Daily Mail). Well, The Daily Mail doesn’t appear to be that afraid, because they’re going to fight Harry and Meghan in court.