Afternoon Crumbs

August 17, 2020 / Posted by:

And in “I didn’t know this was perfect until it happened” news, Elizabeth Debicki will play 90s era Princess Diana in the final seasons of The Crown. Elizabeth Debicki is 6’3″ and Princess Diana was 5’10”, so unless they cast a fellow tall as Prince Charles, who is also 5’10”, casting directors better ask potential Chucks to strut their shit in five-inch heels during their audition. And this is good news for Princess Diana too because now she can temporarily stop rolling in her grave over the news that Kristen Stewart of all fucking people is playing her in a biopic – Celebitchy

Ana de Armas gifted Ben Affleck with a custom-made BMW motorcycle for his 48th birthday, and of course, they took it for a little spin on the pap highway. And while driving it, Ben didn’t stand up on the bike, then get down on one knee before presenting Ana with an engagement ring as the bike zipped by the paps. I know, they’re slipping! – Lainey Gossip 

Chrissy Teigen unknowingly starred in a reboot of I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant when she had her silicone titty bags removed while not knowing that she had a womb full of fetus – SOW

AS IF to this Clueless bastardization which sounds like the insufferable baby of Riverdale and that Heathers reboot – Jezebel

Okay, but did Cardi B ask Joe Biden for his plans on winning over the WAP demographic? – OMG Blog

Sharon Fucking Stone took a verbal ice pick to Trump and the selfish shit sticks who don’t wear masks while her sister Kelly, who has lupus, is fighting coronavirus in the hospital – Towleroad

Salma Hayek is doing an A+++ impersonation of me passed out by the pool after drinking ten too many white wine and Cactus Cooler spritzers. Although, because of my quarantine diet, my chichis are bigger – Popoholic

Pics: Wenn.com

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