Category: Archie Mountbatten-Windsor

Meghan Markle Says That Prince Harry Identifies As A Feminist

August 27, 2020 / Posted by:

This is great news for anyone who has ever daydreamed of Prince Harry wearing a This Is What A Feminist Looks Like t-shirt. This revelation comes courtesy of Meghan Markle, who recently sat down for an interview with feminist icon Gloria Steinem to talk about the upcoming biopic, The Glorias (which is about Gloria Steinem over the course of her life), as well as why it’s important to vote in the November election. Uh oh, someone prepare Piers Morgan’s Valium dosage accordingly, Meghan is talking politics again.

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Piers Morgan Thinks The Sussexes Should Be Stripped Of Their Titles For Talking About Voting

August 24, 2020 / Posted by:

If the year was 1820 and not 2020, Piers Morgan might have made a name for himself as The Ye Olde Town Hater. Shuffling endlessly through various city squares in a tri-corner hat large enough for his ego-swollen head, clanging a worn-out bell, screaming, “Your Earl and his wife have been known to enjoy libations prior to mid-day?!? Off with their heads!” In present day, he does pretty much the same thing, except it’s all on Twitter. On Friday, Piers got to hate on one of his favorite couples, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, when he said that they should be stripped of every royal title they have. Can you believe this doesn’t have anything to do with them wearing shorts in public? No, it’s because Meghan spoke about the upcoming American presidential election.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Suing A Photographer For Allegedly Taking Illegal Pictures Of Archie

July 24, 2020 / Posted by:

According to TMZ, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have added another name to their To Sue list. Apparently Harry and Meghan are a litigious-level of pissed at a paparazzo who went to some creepy lengths to snap a picture of their son, Archie Mountbatten-Windsor. They also have accused the photographer of lying about where they took the photo in an attempt to sell it for a bunch of money to whoever was willing to pay top dollar for a picture of the not-royal baby.

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Master Archie Goes Through A Roller Coaster Of Baby Motions While Meghan Markle Reads A Book To Him For His Birthday

May 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Insert GloriaStuartsItsBeen84Years.GIF right here, because it was only a year ago when little Archie Mountbatten-Windsor became the seventh in line to the British throne by being born and for me, it feels like it’s been an entire lifetime since lots of shit (see: this tag full of approximately 16 billion posts) has happened since then. But it’s only his first birthday and here he is being forced to complete the impossible baby task of sitting still for more than 15 seconds as his mom Meghan Markle says a bunch of words he doesn’t really understand.

Even though Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan are no longer senior royals, they still did the royal tradition of sharing images of their child on his birthday. For the first anniversary of Master Archie’s born day, Meghan read a story to him to raise money for Save The Children UK. If Meghan wants to save a child, she’ll start with her own by saving him from boredom by not spending 3 minutes (which is 52 hours in baby time) to read some story!

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Reportedly Canceled Archie’s Celebrity-Filled First Birthday Party

April 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have a big reason to celebrate next month. Their son Archie Mountbatten-Windsor’s first birthday is on May 6th. Sadly, he won’t get the big, fancy first birthday party of his (or his parents’) dreams. According to The Daily Mail, Archie’s birthday party has been canceled due to the coronavirus.

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Prince Harry Is Back In Canada, And Duchess Camilla Maybe Got A Little Shady When Asked If She’ll Miss The Sussexes

January 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Everyone of (relative) importance has given their two tuppence about the Sussexodus situation. We’ve heard from Queen Elizabeth, and Prince William, Prince Harry, and Meghan Markle, all with very official-sounding statements. It would now appear that we’re at the part of the show where people start making comments that clearly haven’t been approved by an official royal publicist, or even practiced in the mirror first. Harry’s step-mother Duchess Camilla proved again that reporters are her kryptonite, by letting her guard down and giving reporters the kind of answer that we’ll be reading into for weeks and weeks.

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