Category: Archie Mountbatten-Windsor

Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Shared A New Photo Of Lilibet Diana On Her First Birthday

June 7, 2022 / Posted by:

New Lilibet just dropped! On the occasion of her first birthday, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have released a photo of THE QUEEN’s nicknamesake, Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor. People reports that the “candid, spontaneous photograph” was taken by a “close family friend and guest,” on Saturday as Lililbet sat on the grass at Frogmore Cottage during a “casual, intimate backyard picnic.” It’s pretty impressive for a casual snap taken at a party until you learn that the “close family friend” is noted fashion Sussex photographer Misan Harriman who previously shot the couple for their Lilibet pregnancy announcement. This explains why there’s no thumb in the frame and Lilibet isn’t covered in boogers and frosting.

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Prince Harry Doesn’t Feel That It’s Safe To Bring His Kids To The UK

February 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been planning a little trip to the UK with their kids, Archie and Lilibet, because every child of a former senior royal should see the place where their dad escaped from like the aristocratic British version of the Road Runner. For us regular folk, planning a trip to the UK is as simple as buying the cheapest airline tickets you can find online, booking a hotel room, and praying that “spotted dick” isn’t what it sounds like. For Harry and Meghan, it’s a little more complicated. Specifically, they have to arrange for a whole mess of security guards. That’s been an issue. Harry recently sent his lawyer to a preliminary hearing regarding his UK security, and he revealed he doesn’t feel that it’s safe to bring his family back to his homeland with the current security situation he’s facing.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Share The First Picture Of Their Daughter Lilibet On Their Holiday Card

December 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are wrapping up 2021 with the release of their annual Christmas card. Last year they gave everyone a blurry family portrait featuring their son Archie that looked like it was run over six times by the mosaic filter in Photoshop. This time, they kept it more simple with a photograph of their family, starring new baby Lilibet Diana in her Christmas card debut.

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A Royal Expert Thinks Prince Charles Will Allow Archie To Become A Prince So That He Can Make Duchess Camilla A Queen

June 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Last weekend The Mail on Sunday reported that Prince Charles had future King plans to change the Letters Patent rules from 1917 (historic royal legal mumbo jumbo) to streamline the Monarchy. This basically meant that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s kids, 2-year-old son Archie Harrison and 3-week-old daughter Lilibet Diana, wouldn’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet even if they wanted to. Now royal historian Robert Lacey tells People that he doesn’t think Prince Charles will actually pull that shit because it’d be an unpopular move and also because he wants to upgrade Duchess Camilla’s title.  Continue reading

Prince Charles Will Reportedly Not Let Archie Become A Prince As He Plans To Slim Down The Monarchy

June 20, 2021 / Posted by:

A couple of weeks ago, I saw the headline, “Baby Lilibet and Archie Will Inherit ‘Princess’ and ‘Prince’ Titles When Charles Becomes King,” and well, that aged about as well as the hairline of a male British royal. Because The Mail on Sunday claims that Prince Charles is already making plans for when he takes over The Crown and those plans include changing the Letters Patent to keep royals who are not directly in line to the throne from getting titles. If Charles makes that change, that means Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s children, 2-year-old Archie Harrison and 2-week-old Lilibet Diana, won’t become Prince Archie and Princess Lillibet (which is a damn shame because that fancy name of Lillibet was made to have “Princess” in front of it). Cut to Harry furiously checking Amazon to see if they can same-day deliver a World’s Shittiest Dad mug to Charles on this Father’s Day. Although, Prince Hot Ginge may have already sent Charles one.

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Prince Harry Talked About The “Genetic Pain” His Dad And Grandfather Passed Down To Him

May 14, 2021 / Posted by:

Two months into the job and Prince Harry is already earning that BetterUp signing bonus by talking about the “genetic pain and suffering” he inherited from his dad Prince Charles, who in turn inherited it from his dad Prince Philip. Giving Dax Shepherd (of all people, Oprah’s probably kicking herself for not having THAT conversation) the scoop of a lifetime, Harry appeared on the Armchair Expert podcast and swore to “break the cycle,” presumably, of dressing his kids up in those twee little outfits with the socks pulled up way too high. Archie Mountbatten-Windsor will be a Crocs kid.

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