Category: Lizzo
The Men Took A Few Fashion Risks On The Grammys Red Carpet
While, as Michael already pointed out, Prince’s eyes are probably still rolling in their grave after Usher gave him a tribute (still better than what Usher has given to people in the past) at last night’s Grammy Awards, there was one thing that Prince could be proud of. Prince’s fashion DNA was all over the red carpet, right down to the bare asscheeks. The men were having fun at the Grammys, outshining the women with looser expressions of gender and daring accessories. Let the girly-girls like Ariana Grande have their beautiful gowns. With the exception of the Jonas Brothers, the men of the red carpet took risks that paid dividends (the Jonas bros’ bronzed blazers with wives as accessories should file for fashion bankruptcy). Sorry ladies, its the guys time to shine. We already know what boobs look like.
Billie Eilish Won Pretty Much Everything At The Grammys Last Night
The Grammys happened last night and just as negotiators suspected, the note made from cut up magazine clippings reading: “Give Cats Album of the Year or I blow the bomb!” was just a copycat-hoax. Phewf! 18-year-old Billie Eilish really took that possibly rigged shit to town, sweeping all the major categories. Catch her licking poles to taste blood in celebration. But most blessed of all is Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes didn’t have to get down to their skivvies to shamelessly get three seconds of attention. Amen!
Jillian Michaels Doesn’t Want Us Celebrating Lizzo’s Body
Jillian Michaels has finally stood up and bravely asked: “Why do we like Lizzo if she’s fat?” Well not really, but basically. During an extremely cringey BuzzFeed interview, Jillian wondered: “Why are we celebrating her body?” and that it’s going to be great when Lizzo gets Diabetes. And then after getting dragged on the internet, Jillian doubled-down.
Lizzo Says Her Butt Cheeks Never Touched The Seats At The Lakers Game
At the beginning of this week, a video hit the internet featuring an incredibly joyful Lizzo twerking at a Los Angeles Lakers vs Minnesota Timberwolves game at the Staples Center while the Laker Girls performed to her song “Juice.” Some people were grossed out at the thought of a nearly-bare butt bouncing around in a public space. And Lizzo is here to tell all her twerk haters that they can calm down, because she didn’t leave ass germs on her seat.
Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo Slam Dunking Her Nalgas At A Lakers Game
CeCe Peniston may have originated the riff that Lizzo shamelessly (and allegedly) stole for her song Truth Hurts, but can CeCe become a Twitter trending topic just by bringing her whole thong-decorated ass out at a sports ball game? Actually, it’d be impossible for CeCe to trend on Twitter if she brought her whole thong-decorated ass out at a sports ball game, because she’d bring all of Twitter down with her hotness. CeCe’s still got it!
The Red Carpet Looks At The American Music Awards Were Messy But Fun
It’s not that the Grammys are for your parents, the Grammys are your parents. Old, strict, self-serious, adore Adele, and are prone to making arbitrary decisions like letting JLo perform a Motown medley. Just ask Halsey who basically yelled at them “you’re not the boss of me” during her acceptance speech last night at the American Music Awards. The AMAs are your cool, twice-divorced aunt who taught you how to french inhale and has a lover in Madrid who she visits every Spring. As such, she’s a lot more fun. But unlike your parents who actually clothe, house, and feed your ungrateful ass, her gifts are frivolous and tacky. But fun! That dynamic was reflected in the red carpet looks from last night’s AMAs. Risks were taken. Choices were made. For example, OG fun aunt Christina Aguilera showed up looking like a goddamn snack. A saltine cracker, specifically. Which is a shame because believe me, most of the people there were already very, very thirsty.