Open Post: Hosted By Lizzo Slam Dunking Her Nalgas At A Lakers Game
CeCe Peniston may have originated the riff that Lizzo shamelessly (and allegedly) stole for her song Truth Hurts, but can CeCe become a Twitter trending topic just by bringing her whole thong-decorated ass out at a sports ball game? Actually, it’d be impossible for CeCe to trend on Twitter if she brought her whole thong-decorated ass out at a sports ball game, because she’d bring all of Twitter down with her hotness. CeCe’s still got it!
Lizzo was at the L.A. Lakers vs. the Minnesota Timberwolves game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night, and like many famous tricks, she wasn’t there to watch the game. She was there to watch her name rise up the Twitter trending chart by pulling stunts. When the Laker Girls did their thing to Lizzo’s Juice, she turned around and dropped her ass while wearing my usual Friday night grocery shopping outfit of an ass-less t-shirt dress. Take it away, Lizzo’s ass cheeks!
Here’s more of Lizzo showcasing the ass cheeks that probably caught a case of whatever that shit Goopy Paltrow catches in Contagion after Lizzo exposed them to a stadium seat without protection:
Lizzo at the Los Angeles Lakers vs. Minnesota Timberwolves game last night:
“This is how a bad bitch goes to the Lakers game vs Minnesota. You bitches can’t even spell Minnesota!” pic.twitter.com/kJlnqsp4FD
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) December 9, 2019
Of course, Lizzo caused a scene over some people thinking it was wrong of her to display her ass at a family event (which makes sense since the Laker Girls wear nun habits). Okay, so some people got mad over Lizzo causing the eyeballs of innocent children to explode over the sight of her ass cheeks. Got it. But my question is, where’s the rage every time a straight-up gaping asshole sits courtside? With that being said, I’m mad at Lizzo too, and not because she shook her ass in public (I mean, she does have a new video to promote. See: below). I’m mad at her, because whenever I shake my bare ass in public, I don’t trend on Twitter. Instead, I get a pack of dogs biting at me after mistaking my nalgitas for two undercooked pieces of chicken paillard.
And here’s Lizzo at 102.7 KIIS-FM’s Jingle Ball last week before she single-assedly brought down the Staples Center with her bouncing butt cheeks of escandalosoness.
