Category: Justin Bieber
Lil Nas X, Olivia Rodrigo, And Billie Eilish’s Brother Were Nominated For A Whole Bunch Of Grammys Today
It’s that time of the year again! When people gather ’round the Grammy Awards official website, and either say the words “Oh good for them!” or “Who’s that?” or “WHERE’S BEYONCÉ?!?” at this year’s nominations. And there’s plenty to make you cheer for, question the validity of, or yes, wonder why Beyoncé wasn’t nominated for a single award. There’s a very good reason for that, and it’s simply that she didn’t put out any music that qualified for nominations (contrary to popular Beyhive belief, the Grammys don’t just throw nominations at Beyoncé simply for existing). But here’s who did gather up a few nominations at today’s Grammy nomination reveal!
Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey, And Taylor Swift Are All Teaming Up With Fast Food Chains
‘Tis the season for corporations to shove themselves down our throats to remind us they exist and please, please, PLEASE, don’t blow all of your hard-earned dollars on butt plug stocking stuffers, save some cash for them!!! And what better way to get our attention than with celebrity partnerships? Enter Mariah Carey for McDonald’s, Justin Bieber for Tim Hortons, and Taylor Swift for Starbucks. All three are collaborating with their chains on special menu items and promotions.
Marilyn Manson And Justin Bieber Prayed With Kanye “Ye” West At His Latest “Sunday Service” Concert
I can hardly think of an unholier trinity than The Kardashian Formerly Known as Kanye West, Marilyn Manson, and Justin Bieber, huddled together in prayer and wearing the entire sales rack at Sheets-R-Us, but I guess that’s what passes for church these days. According to Page Six, Ye has resurrected his Sunday Service concerts and at one held yesterday on an undisclosed rooftop somewhere in LA, his new friend Marilyn led a prayer circle. Justin also read a prayer where he thanked God for birds when what he should be praying for is God’s aim when he finally moves on Marilyn. “Lord, give me the strength to step back 10 feet, I’m not trying to get struck by some other dude’s lighting On This Sunday, Amen!”
Justin Bieber Is Ready To Start “Squishing Out A Nugget” With His Wife Hailey Bieber
For now, Justin Bieber is still locked into his first marriage with his wife Hailey, and they haven’t procreated a gaggle of Bieberlings yet! However, all of that is about to change very soon. Even though throughout the course of their relationship people have accused Justin of being the world’s biggest douche to his wife because he’s the world’s biggest douche to society. Why change your behavior behind closed doors, right? Still, since they apparently want to keep their bloodline going they’re ready to add a few baby friends to their household. Only for Justin, what’s referred to as childbirth in most families will be referred to as “squishing out a nugget” in the Bieber home.
Hailey Bieber Denies That Justin Bieber Treats Her Like Shit
Justin Bieber went from being a bratty, narcissistic My Buddy doll from douche HELL to being a bratty, narcissistic My Buddy doll from douche HELL masquerading as a loving child of the lord and caring husband. But even though The Biebs wants everyone to think that he’s a changed toddler, we’ve seen uncomfortable moments with his super-fangirl turned wife Hailey Bieber that makes everyone say, “Err, looks like Hailey needs to change her son’s Pamper because bitch is grouchy!” But Hailey says that the “narrative” that her husband treats her the way that he dresses (read: like caca) is one big fat lie and he’s actually a respectful angel who lifts her up every single day.
The Couples Of The Met Gala, Including Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello As A Wish.Com “Sonny And Cher”
The first Monday in May was moved to the second Monday in September, as the Met Gala, which benefits the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute, happened last night. The 2020 Met Gala was canceled because of our good friend Coronavirus, but this year’s Gathering Of Who’s Who And WHO?! was held last night and Anna Wintour is still planning another one for May 2022. But even though influencers and nobodies flooded the guestlist, some A-listers still showed up for the gala whose theme was “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion.” And like always, most didn’t really dress in the theme or pulled the reach of reaches while trying to dress in the theme. Like Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes who brought Halloween to us a month early and showed up dressed like a low-budget Cher and a leather twink version of Sonny Bono.