Category: Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber Performed At The MTV VMAs And Shouted Out “This COVID Thing” In His Acceptance Speech For Artist Of The Year
Look, I don’t have time to sit here and list out all of Justin Bieber’s incredible contributions to the world. They are as indelible as the smiley face that graces every item of his clothing line. An innovator? Yes. Obviously. Look at the material. A humanitarian? Only the best the world has ever known. Philosopher of unmatched intellect, wit, and wisdom? Um… ok, well, now see, you got me! I thought this would be a fun way to introduce this chucklehead’s staggeringly vapid acceptance speech for winning Artist of the Year at last night’s VMAs, but Justin’s banality is simply too powerful for sarcasm.
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber The SKIMS Model
It seems that the gods decided to grace us with a bit of whimsical humor amid all of the torrents of absolute HELL they keep hurling our way during our Coronavirus pandemic and environmental collapse. But hey, People says that a Justin Bieber billboard and a SKIMS billboard collided, creating another billboard of Justin Bieber modeling some SKIMS panties. the billboard makes Justin look at least a foot taller–so he should be elated.
Justin Bieber Apologizes For Promoting Morgan Wallen’s Music, Says He Didn’t Know About His Racist Comments
Justin Bieber is again apologizing for the use of a hateful slur, but surprisingly it’s not because a new generation discovered some of his older material. He’s apologizing because he himself just discovered Morgan Wallen, the country singer whose entire career so far could be distilled down to singing and messiness. But apparently, Justin Bieber was only familiar with the Morgan Wallen of before, and now Justin is sorry for gushing over Morgan on Instagram.
Hailey Bieber Would Like You To Know That She’s Not Pregnant
Yesterday, Justin Bieber decided to do a dumb thing on social media that got some attention and plenty of eye rolls (not that far out of his comfort zone). He posted a picture of himself and his wife of nearly three years, Hailey Bieber, apropos of nothing, with the headline-grabbing caption: “Mom and Dad.” Does that sound like a pregnancy announcement to you? Because it did to a whole lot of people on the internet. So much so, that Hailey herself was forced to hop into the comments and clarify that, no, there isn’t a little Justin Jr. growing in her womb.
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Bieber Pretending Diplo Had The Wrong Number
Justin Bieber has some ‘splaining to do, and for once this isn’t about his eye-assaulting, repeat offenses with launching Crocs collaborations, but we are still all totally owed restitution for those blinding, hole-punched messes, and one day he’s gonna pay. Today’s shifty transgression features Diplo, and while this fuckery is not of the foot-shaming variety, it does underscore the shadiness of Biebs’ character that ultimately led to the launch of his design empire, so its awfulness can’t be understated.
Jennifer Aniston And David Schwimmer Admitted They Had A Crush On Each Other, And Other Moments From The “Friends” Reunion Special
The reviews for the Friends reunion special are in, and well, it certainly happened. The whole gang was there: Matthew Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, and David Schwimmer. And as we saw in the trailer, they sat on a couch in front of the Friends fountain, and host James Corden was there to “toss softballs at the cast and cackle hysterically at mundane gossip” which contributed “to the perception of ‘Friends’ as shallow and superficial,” per Indiewire.
Esquire called James “a giant toddler in a velvet suit” and NPR said he was in “soul-sucking phone-it-in mode” and “comes off as a man reading off cards for money.” But hey, at least Lady Gaga was there with a gospel choir, (4 of whom were Black!) to sing Smelly Cat with Lisa, and special guest Justin Bieber didn’t have a speaking part. So it wasn’t all bad! Overall, the Friends reunion earned double FF on its report card. Which stands for Friends Forever — even though Lisa and Courteney both made it absolutely crystal clear that this would never, ever, ever happen again.