Category: DOUCHE ALERT

Shep Rose Of “Southern Charm” Is Sort Of Not Really Sorry For Mocking A Homeless Woman

August 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Shep Rose of Southern Charm pissed off his Instagram followers by posting a video of a homeless woman collecting cans as he yelled, “nice cans“, at her. The woman obviously didn’t want to make a guest-appearance on some reality trash’s stupid Instagram story and screamed, “NO!“, while covering her face. When fans painstakingly explained to the 39-year-old piece of Styrofoam garbage that picking on a homeless woman is pretty messed up, Shep doubled down on his actions and told anyone who didn’t like it to unfollow him. I mean one would have to be following him first but DEAL.

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YouTuber Shane Dawson Says His Bestiality Story Was Just A Joke 

March 18, 2019 / Posted by:

All together now: RUUUUN, CAT, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!

30-year-old Shane Dawson (pronounced “WHO?!” to us olds) is one of the biggest (and probably one of the richest) YouTubers with over 21 million subscribers. And like many big YouTubers, he has mouth sharted up some foolery which he has had to give a totally real and genuine apology for. Shane had to put on his best sowwwy face to apologize for doing blackface repeatedly and for things he’s said about pedophilia. And yesterday, Shane, who came out as bisexual in 2015, had to once again try to save his YouTube Kingdom with a sorry after a clip came out of him telling the tale of the first time he got on pussy, and by pussy I mean an actual cat. Again: RUUUUN, CAT, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!

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FYI: The Chainsmokers’ Dicks Measure A Combined 17.34 Inches Tip To Tip

September 15, 2016 / Posted by:

The Chainsmokers are an EDM duo and yes, in their case, EDM stands for Extremely Douchey Messes. They currently have the #1 song in the country “Closer” (featuring Halsey) and so Billboard (via Vulture) did a cover story on them. If you or someone you know happens to be suffering from cooch or b-hole odor, just rub your stinky parts all over The Chainsmokers’ Billboard interview and it’ll come out smelling like a fresh Summer’s Eve.

The Chainsmokers (I’m surprised they didn’t call themselves The Chainvapers) are made up of Alex Pall (on the left) and Drew Taggart, and together they have the modesty of Miles Teller and the humbleness of Kanye West. They brag about how they’ve always been hard-up horny all the time, how they’ve earned all the gold stars in boozing and how when their dick tips touch, it becomes a 17.34 inch long centipeen. They’re both like a charisma-less Chad Radwell from Scream Queens on Bod Man-scented roids. I think I’m in love.

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