Justin Bieber Is Ready To Start “Squishing Out A Nugget” With His Wife Hailey Bieber

October 10, 2021 / Posted by:

For now, Justin Bieber is still locked into his first marriage with his wife Hailey, and they haven’t procreated a gaggle of Bieberlings yet! However, all of that is about to change very soon. Even though throughout the course of their relationship people have accused Justin of being the world’s biggest douche to his wife because he’s the world’s biggest douche to society. Why change your behavior behind closed doors, right? Still, since they apparently want to keep their bloodline going they’re ready to add a few baby friends to their household. Only for Justin, what’s referred to as childbirth in most families will be referred to as “squishing out a nugget” in the Bieber home.

Honestly, this isn’t the first time Justin has admitted that he’s ready for his family to expand. People reports that back in 2020, Justin was excited about making some babies with Hailey, but not before the two of them have continued terrorizing the rest of the world.

“I want to start my own family, in due time,” he told Apple Music’s Zane Lowe in February 2020. “I want to enjoy being married for a little bit, go on tour, be married, enjoy traveling with just us, build more of our relationship.”

I’m going to assume, since this was said back in February of last year, the pandemic slapped down all of those hopes and dreams. So now after lockdown and thinking about what the Bieber legacy will be outside of thin vocals and annoying pop hits Justin is ready to put his super sperm to the test by having a baby with Hailey. In the new Amazon Prime documentary, Justin Bieber: Our World, Justin briefly discusses his family plans with Hailey, who probably looked at him like, “The hell you talking’ to?” because clearly she ain’t got time for none of that madness right now.

“My intention for 2021 is to continue to set goals and have fun while doing them. Make sure I put my family first and hopefully we squish out a nugget,” Bieber told his wife as the two spoke the morning before his New Year’s Eve 2020 concert.

“In 2021?” asked Baldwin, to which Bieber clarified he wanted to “start trying” at the end of 2021.

“We shall see,” the model replied.

That “We shall see” was basically code for “You better go squish out a nugget in your damn hand” because she’s only twenty-four and still has more partying to do before letting the nannies raise her kids. And I hope by the time they do have children, they change the term “squishing out a nugget” because it sounds like some weird sex act involving ping pong balls and a bag of unwanted chicken parts. And none of that sounds yummy at all.

Check out the trailer for Our World below.

Pic: Wenn.com

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