Ben Affleck Cheated On His True Love, Dunkin, By Grabbing Starbucks While Out With Jennifer Lopez
Ben Affleck has spent the past few years making Dunkin iced coffee approximately 92% of his entire identity. He even went viral last year when he became a semi-relatable meme as he juggled a stack of rain-soaked packages (symbolic of the trials and tribulations of life, obviously) as his beloved Dunkin (which I interpreted as sanity) precariously sat atop them, poised to come crashing down at any second–while he also tried to prevent his pants from falling down (not everything has to be a metaphor; bitch just needs to spring for a belt). But Ben is a changed man now that he married his supposed human love, Jennifer Lopez, this past summer. He frolicked in Paris, is so at ease that he fell asleep while afloat on the Seine, and allowed J.Af to hold him hostage include him in her TikToks. But now, things must’ve gotten super-serious; because while on a recent outing with Jennifer, Ben canoodled with Dunkin’s mortal enemy: Starbucks.
Bennifer 2.0 hit up a Santa Monica Starbucks yesterday, and as the two walked from the store to their car–clearly victims of some sort of Krazy Glued torso crime–traitor Ben clutched a Frapp (Britney Spears has twirled into the chat) featuring that God-forsaken green siren bitch. via Page Six:
The Boston-bred actor – who once said he goes to Dunkin’ Donuts every day – skipped his usual coffee joint in favor of a different chain on Friday.
Affleck was photographed with a Frappuccino in hand, complete with whipped cream on top, during a coffee run with Jennifer Lopez in Santa Monica, Calif.
The actor, 50, and his wife, 53, looked all loved up during the outing, tightly wrapping their arms around each other in a warm embrace.
Here are the photos of their very spontaneous Starb’s run:
I’m absolutely positive that this obvious attempt to paint the picture that “This is Ben…Now” is a direct result of Jennifer’s upcoming album, “This is Me…Now.” Ben has failed upward through Hollywood for the past two decades or so, so her options for a shocking transformation were slim pickins. I would also surmise that Ben had a cup of his sweet, sweet Dunkin nectar waiting in the car on the other side of this stunt. And as for Jen’s revenge once she saw that Ben forgot to make sure the Starbucks logo was prominently displayed toward the definitely-not-hired paps’ cameras? Let’s just say that Ben’s other love–his magical unicorn soda machine–now sleeps with the fishes.
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