Forget Madonna (done!). Jennifer Lopez is the true queen of reinvention. She’s gone from a celeb who loves Ben Affleck, to a star who loves Marc Anthony, to a famous person who loves A-Rod, to a showbiz icon who, once again, loves Ben Affleck. The woman just loves
attention love! Over the weekend, Mrs. Affleck posted a TikTok of her and Ben cuddling, set to the sound of a kid saying, “Guys, I did it! I found the person that makes me the happiest I have ever been.” So far, the video has 8.5 million views, and a good chunk of those viewers are voicing the same concern: is Ben Affleck… okay?
People are wondering about Ben’s well-being because, for the first part of the video, he’s miserable and dead behind the eyes (although that could just be an acting choice [HE’S AN OSCAR WEINER]). Then, halfway through, he switches over to a smile and aggressively chews his gum. Here’s the TikTok:
Newsweek compiled some of the comments:
In the comments, one person wrote: “Ben blink if u [sic] need help.” At the time of publication, the remark had racked up over 1,000 likes. “Why does Ben always look so unhappy?” a second said in a reply, which garnered a similar amount of likes. “Second time around may be a charm,” someone else joked, referring to the couple’s rekindled romance.
Other commenters joked that Bennifer 2.0 were not long for this world: “Who’s next”, “We shall see lol”, and “Until the next ring.” But others defended the couple. One TikTok user wrote:
Why is it that ppl shame people finding/realizing who their person is? Do you, Jen and Ben! Life’s too short we’re all going in the same dirt!
Oh, sweetie. Us commoners aren’t going in the same dirt as Ben and JLo. Once they’ve expired, they’ll be frozen in a cryogenic chamber and placed inside a giant celebrity pyramid alongside other A-listers like Clooney, the Rock, and Jennifer Aniston. In thousands of years, when the aliens discover what remains of Earth, the dead celebs will be transported to PA-99-N2, a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. There, they will be unfrozen, revived, de-aged to their hottest states, and forced to star in approximately 170 films a year. It’s basically Scientology. Except a little less weird.