Taylor Swift’s Fans Are Protecting Their Queen On Twitter After Drake Threw Some Billboard Hot 100 Shade Her Way
Swifties are having a WEEK. Today, they’re dealing with Tickemaster crashing as they try buy tickets to their Queen’s tour. And yesterday, they had to deal with Drake disrespecting their Savior!
Beyonce isn’t the only person with a fan base of STANS who are ready to draw blood at any cost for their Queen. Apparently Taylor Swift‘s fans are also just as messy as they are, and anyone who has anything bad to say about her will immediately feel their wrath. Recently low budget House diva Drake was definitely in his feelings after Taylor’s song Anti-Hero once again got the top spot on the Billboard Hot 100, which shouldn’t come as a surprise because Taylor is a siren whose music hypnotizes money to drown into the sea of her bank account. Why Drake chose to say anything is beyond me but her army of fans, the Swifites, swiftly grabbed Drake by his weave and dragged him up and down the Twitter hallway.
According to Uproxx there must not be any barely legal twinkettes for Drake to woo right now, so he’s finding other ways to spend his free time. One of those ways was by releasing a new album with 21 Savage titled Her Loss, which is a trough of misogynic middle fingers for all of the women that have done them wrong, and Megan THEE Stallion. And now that he’s gone through his first box of Kleenex during production Drake needs to grab another box to soothe his woes after Taylor stayed on the #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 with Anti-Hero. Because he did not take the news very well.
The rapper posted an Instagram story of the Billboard Hot 100 chart, where he and 21 recently broke Taylor Swift’s record-breaking reign of having every song in the top 10 spots. However, as the Her Loss tracks infiltrated, Swift has still maintained her No. 1 with “Anti-Hero.” So Drake posted a picture of the chart to his Instagram story and handled the situation by pettily covering Swift with emojis.
Drake covers up Taylor Swift’s #1 spot on the Billboard Hot 100 with emojis in his latest Instagram story. pic.twitter.com/M3wAECSMyu
— Pop Base (@PopBase) November 14, 2022
Drake, darling, did you not do your homework? Taylor Swift, The Empress of Emotions, released a new album! Anything you bring to the table will look like leftover crumbs swimming in a pool of your own tears (he cries a lot). There aren’t many people who would try to discount Taylor’s accomplishments because they know better. You, my friend, do not. And now, as punishment for your crime The Swifties are turning their guitars into makeshift bow and arrows aimed directly at you so Taylor doesn’t have to get any blood on one of her beautiful gowns.
— did phoebe bridgers release an album today? (@didphoebe) November 14, 2022
drake should know better than to make an enemy of taylor because we all know she’ll find a way to make sure the only certification his next album gets is riaa triple cardboard.
— ً (@_____gabrieI) November 14, 2022
I am absolutely not a Taylor Swift fan but can we address how corny it is Drake went out of his way to block her name and song above his on the Billboard list pic.twitter.com/7BKUz3K4p4
— Jon Melo (@jonmeIo) November 14, 2022
Meanwhile Taylor is at home writing a song just for Drake titled The Wheelchair Jimmy Blues because this is some ridiculous high school nonsense. Drake should have known that no amount of music he releases will ever undo the fanaticism of Taylor’s Band of Bawlers. And the biggest lesson he learned today was the word irony since his album with 21 Savage is titled Her Loss but according to Billboard and millions of Swifties the loss is actually HIS.