Category: NSFW

Night Crumbs

June 25, 2019 / Posted by:

After it was reported that Alice Cooper said that he and his wife of 43 years Sheryl Goddard have a death pact (meaning that if one of them gets kissed by the Grim Reaper, the other will kill themselves), he clarified, saying that they have a life pact, not a death pact. And that they’re always together, so if something happened to one of them, it’d probably happen to the both of them. Speaking of getting visited by the Grim Reaper, I almost did after I nearly died of shock from reading that a rock star has been married to the same woman for 43 years – Celebitchy

“Please tattoo this picture onto my inner eyelids,” is what I’m going to say to a tattoo artiste while handing them this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio getting a face full of volleyball – Just Jared

Damage control, thy name is this sneak peek at the shit show that is Bond 25Lainey Gossip 

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Bella Thorne Leaked Her Own Nudes Before Her Hacker Could

June 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Bella Thorne’s not a complete monster. She never meant for anyone other than her special gentleman friend to see her filthy bathroom or greased-up barbell pierced nipples, yet here we are. According to Bella, her “shit” was hacked and the person responsible threatened to leak her nudes. So she beat them to the punch by publishing them herself. In a lucky turn of events, the hack just so happened to coincide with the release of her book of “poetry” called The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Jizz Squirting Dick Nails!

Since I know Dlisted’s demographic really well, I’m guessing that you’re reading this Sunday HSOTD post while sitting in a pew at a church and waiting for mass to start. Because of that, I really wish that this HSOTD had gone up earlier in the week, because then you’d be at church, working a set of nails that are elegance wrapped in modesty and topped with a heaping squirt of conservative demureness. Although, if you worshiped at my church, The Church of Carbs (aka IHOP), you’d have to worry about me hitting on your hands, and asking your right hand and your left hand if they want to spit roast me. If you’re a Scientologist, you’d have to worry about John Travolta doing the same thing.

Russia’s Nail Sunny has done it again! We don’t need Robert Mueller to launch an investigation into which Russian nail salon consistently spooges up streams of acrylic sophistication.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Winky, the true star and champion of this year’s Westminster!

This story is over a week old, which is (insert Larry King’s age) in internet years, but since it’s President’s Day (which some of us are ignoring since we refuse to acknowledge having a president at this time) and some of you have been forced to work and are doing the least while looking like you’re doing the most, let’s pay homage to your hero: WINKY!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Pup Who Broke Into A Neighbor’s Sex Toy Package

February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m a dog person, but Man’s Best Friend can also be Man’s Nosiest Pain In The Ass – he’s called Snoopy for a reason, y’all! A British couple thought they were being good neighbors to someone who lived down the street by holding a package that came when the neighbor wasn’t at home. They stowed the package and figured they’d give it to them when they came home. Alas, their pooch wanted to see what was inside the box…and found out what a freak in the sheets their neighbor is!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Aretha Cardinal, the badass grandma who fought off clown-mask-wearing, machete-wielding wannabe robbers with a scooter!

I don’t know if those are Jesus fish earrings that today’s HSOTD is wearing, but I do know that she made some robbers scream for Jesus by hitting them with a flaming hot dollop of Not. The. One. The story about my current favorite vigilantes takes place in Texas City, TX and happened early in the morning on February 1. Aretha and her husband Joseph Nelson were sitting in their truck, which was parked in the driveway of their house, when two morons made the wrong decision of trying to fuck with them.

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