Category: NSFW
Open Post: Hosted By Julia Fox Pretty Much Going Topless At A Cannes Film Festival Party
Julia Fox is a verifiable boob magician (a “titgician,” if you will) at this point, wearing confusing look after confusing look where they’re one sneeze away from freedom, all in a bid to miraculously extend the 15 minutes she was granted after strangely pronouncing the name of a movie she was in (“UNCUH JAMS”) and valiantly rescuing Kim Kardashian from Kanye West by “dating” him. She recently sawed them in half with whatever fug dress she wore with bootleg kabuki makeup at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, and on Sunday, she set the titty free by wearing a completely see-through glass-look top at the Cannes Film Festival Art of Elysium 25th anniversary party.
Florence Pugh Took On The Haters Who Didn’t Like Seeing Her Nipples Though A Dress
Florence Pugh is a famous actress, and as such, part of her job is to show up to stuff in any manner of fashion, from high fashion to red carpet fashion to the always appreciated big ol’ fashion mistake. Florence showed up to the Valentino show in Rome on Friday, and as is tradition, she wore a sheer pink dress by the designer. The reaction Florence might have been expecting could have been gracious applause, or even perhaps the odd surprised gasp. And that could be how people reacted in person, but over on social media, where people are a little less polite, Florence’s look managed to illicit the fired-up emotions of many internet haters, who had no problem demanding that Florence cover up her damn nipples. Florence decided to comment on all the breast-based backlash, and – surprise! – she doesn’t appear to give a shit if her nipples offended anyone’s eyes.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The bedazzled strap-on that Xtina worked during her L.A. Pride performance!
While Azealia Banks Pride performance in Miami was exactly what you’d expect from an Azealia Banks Pride performance (read: a disastrous mess), across the country, Christina Aguilera delivered a highly successful performance at L.A. Pride. No, I barely watched a second of it, but I’m declaring that it was a hit for the simple fact that her performance included a guest appearance from a big, old, swinging bedazzled rubber dick. I’ve put it behind the cut just in case a sparkly dick that looks like it’s from Twilight‘s sex toy collection is NSFW for you.
BREAKING: Cole Sprouse Brought His Ass Out Online And Twitter Has Some Thoughts
Most people think of Emo sad boy spokesperson Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones from the dumpster fire guilty pleasure series Riverdale. However, every time I see him all I can think of is Ross Gellar’s son from Friends after discovering Slipknot. And with his latest post on Instagram, I’m wondering why he hasn’t started an OnlyFans page because apparently, the man has been hiding more cake than a bakery in the back of his pants. Or has he?? Apparently, Cole wanted to have a little fun with filters online and posted a selfie that features a glimpse of his bare behind in a mirror. Of course, he altered the pic to make his butt look bigger than it actually is and now Twitter is tanning his hide in the comments section.
Jesse Williams Responds To Being Naked In Broadway’s “Take Me Out” After THAT Video Went Viral
The upside of this story is that at least Jesse Williams isn’t trending on Twitter for his messy ongoing child support payment drama with his ex-wife, so that’s something, right? Because I think all our eyeballs could appreciate a break on that situation. Instead, eyeballs have been glued to a part of Jesse’s (AGGRESSIVE THROAT CLEARING SOUND) anatomy. Plenty of people have seen Jesse’s junk in the play Take Me Out, due to an on-stage shower scene. But those people usually have to pay for a ticket to see such a thing. Recently, a whole lot of people on the internet paid $0 for the chance to see a low-resolution clip of Jesse in Broadway action, which is a pretty big no no, considering theaters are pretty adamant that no one inside should be secretly camming the performance.
Oh, It’s Just French Actress Corinne Masiero Stripping Out Of A Donkey Costume In Protest At The César Awards
Leave it to the French to douse a COVID-19-related protest with massive amounts of dramatique glamour!
Many headlines about this story say that 57-year-old French actress Corinne Masiero did herself up like Eeyore eating Carrie (no, not in a bestiality kind of way) and got naked at the César Awards to protest the continued closure of movie theaters due to le coronavirus. So when I read that, I nearly slid into an anti-mask Facebook group to let the “Karens” there know that this French Karené is showing them how a tone-deaf protest is really done. But those headlines apparently got it wrong. Corrine’s bloody ass stunt was to call out the French government’s response to helping artists who are out of work because of the pandemic. And she did it while wearing a pair of stunning tampon earrings that’ll make you say, “Who knew that Prince Charles sold jewelry on Etsy!” NSFW WARNING: There are protestin’ nipples and cooch after the cut.