Category: Lying Liars Who Lie

The “Grey’s Anatomy” Writer Who Faked Cancer Finally Admitted To Faking Cancer

December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in March, the world was introduced to the wild saga of Elisabeth Finch, a writer on Grey’s Anatomy and former writer on True Blood. The Ankler accused 44-year-old Elisabeth (blue hairnet lady in the header pic) of lying about battling a rare type of bone cancer, her brother committing suicide, a kidney loss, and having an abortion during chemotherapy. Elisabeth didn’t just weave her web of lies to friends; she wrote about them in personal essays for Elle, The Hollywood Reporter, and Shonda Rhimes’ website, Shondaland. Some of her tales actually made it into Grey’s Anatomy storylines. After The Ankler’s report, Grey’s put Elisabeth on administrative leave and ABC’s parent company, Disney, announced that they planned to investigate. She resigned before they could and checked herself into an in-patient treatment center in Arizona. Now, nine months later, Elisabeth has finally fessed up to all her bullshit in an interview with The Ankler. Spoiler alert: she did it for the attention.

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A “Grey’s Anatomy” Writer Who Lied About Having Cancer For Years Also Implied That Anna Paquin Had Given Her A Kidney

May 4, 2022 / Posted by:

New pathological liar just dropped! I’m already looking forward to the Hulu mini-series about Elisabeth Finch, the Grey’s Anatomy and former True Blood writer who recently took a personal leave of absence because her WebMD of lies has finally caught up to her. Vanity Fair just published a lengthy, 2-part expose detailing Elisabeth’s battle with a rare form of bone cancer, childhood and ongoing abuse at the hands of her brother, the death of said brother by suicide, an abortion necessitated by chemotherapy treatments, a friend that was killed in the Tree of Life synagogue massacre whose viscera the FBI allowed her to clean from the floor and a kidney transplant, all of which she apparently made up. But a lot of that shit really did happen to Elizabeth’s estranged wife, a registered nurse named Jennifer Beyer, who she met in a mental health treatment center while posing as “Jo,” the same name of a character on Grey’s for whom she wrote an arc where Jo, whose own abuser died, has to go to a mental health treatment center. And don’t suggest Anna Paquin to star in Miss Diagnosis: The Elisabeth Finch Story. Anna’s too close. Elisabeth tried to say that Anna had been her kidney donor!

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Robert Pattinson Says That He Regularly Lies During Interviews

February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Robert Pattinson is a liar. His words, not mine. During his GQ profile, RPattz says that he regularly lies during interviews in order to come up with material. Which I think is totally fair. I mean, not everyone is interesting, some people are boring! Boring people should be allowed to spice things up sometimes too. Live that fantasy!

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Eric Clapton, Who Vowed To Never Play A Show With Vaccine Mandates, Played A Show With Vaccine Mandates

September 21, 2021 / Posted by:

76-year-old Eric Clapton is anti-vax, anti-lockdown, and anti-anti-racist. He got two doses of AstraZeneca in February, and a few months later he wrote that his symptoms were so “disastrous” he feared he’d never play the guitar again. Eric said he “should’ve never gone near the needle.” Then in July, he released a statement announcing that he would never perform at any venues that required guests to be vaccinated. He vowed. He refused. He put his multi-millionaire, vaccinated foot down! But guess what happened over the weekend? Eric played a concert in New Orleans with a vaccine mandate. Ha! You know what they say, you can’t spell “hypocrite” without E-R-I-C! Continue reading

“Billionaire” Kylie Jenner Asks Fans To Donate To Her Injured Makeup Artist’s GoFundMe While Contributing Only $5K Herself

March 21, 2021 / Posted by:

How does a billionaire build and maintain their fortune? We could ask Jeff Bezos, but he and his villainous wonk eye would just tell us to underpay our employees and max out their productivity by not letting them use the bathroom during their shifts. Where’s the innovation in that? Today, Kylie Jenner, 23, is here to demonstrate the ingenuity that launched her and her over-inflated makeup empire to unimaginable heights of wealth, which should not be subject to scrutiny by jelly haters because it was totally amassed on her own and isn’t at all a shady lump of lying lies from a liar.

According to The Sun, Kylie’s makeup artist, Samuel Rauda, 26, was in a very serious car accident and needed emergency surgery. Samuel’s family set up a GoFundMe to help pay his medical bills, and you’d think Kylie would just pay it all since Samuel is her friend and reliably glams up all her third-party facial add-ons. But if you think that, then you don’t know Kylie Jenner! If she paid the medical expenses of every friend in need, she wouldn’t have enough to buy multi-million-dollar sports cars that she only uses as posing props for her Instagram page. Will someone please think of Kylie’s Instagram!

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Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson Admitting She Lied About Loving Limes

January 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Way back in March of 2020, Architectural Digest dropped one of their celebrity house tour videos starring Dakota Johnson. Her house was actually pretty cool. Lots of bookshelves, wood, art, plants, and… huge bowls of limes? Dakota explained, “I love limes, I love them. They’re great and I love them so much. And I like to present them like this in my house.” But last night, during a Tonight Show interview with Jimmy Fallon, Dakota admitted the truth… the limes were added by a set dresser. She actually doesn’t love limes. In fact, she’s allergic. Dakooota! You were supposed to be a warrior for the truth!

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