Now that Drake knows he will never, ever be friends with Taylor Swift or future presidential loser Kanye West he needs to make sure his other friends don’t also join the We Hate Drake fan club. So in an attempt to keep at least one of his high-profile relationships intact, Drake decided it was time to start giving out thoughtful gifts. And he’s starting with one of the loudest human beings on the planet DJ Khaled. This year for his 47th birthday, Drake gifted Khaled and his family FOUR luxurious toilets. And with this gift, Khaled will immediately be changing his catchphrase from “We the best!” to “We the SHIT!”.
According to Complex, Khaled was so excited about his new toilets he took to Instagram to show everyone! Now, I realize the toilets had just gotten there, and he was hyped. But dude, couldn’t you have waited until after they were installed? For a moment while watching the clip, I thought Khaled was at Lowe’s giving a demonstration on the sales floor until I realized he was at home.
“Listen this is not no regular toilet bowl. My brother Drake just bought me and my family about four big toilet bowls,” Khaled said. “This is called a Toto toilet bowl. If you ever been to Drake’s house, his toilet bowls are incredible.”
He continued: “This is called a Toto toilet bowl. I’m not even joking, Drake, we’ve been wanting this. Me and my queen been talking about getting Totos for the whole house … If you’ve ever been to Drake’s house, you know its worth $500 million. It’s not about the money, it’s just about, he went and got the best of the best. He gifted us a few of these Toto toilet bowls … I ain’t try it yet, but I’m hearing there’s some music involved.”
Khaled went on to say he planned the toilets in his en suite bathroom, the guest restroom, the movie room, and the studio; he said the latter toilet will be specifically reserved Drizzy.
I’m sorry, but why is Drake buying you toilets DJ Khaled? TOILETS? We know that DJ Khaled’s thoughts on not going down on his wife are SHIT and belong in the toilet, but I don’t think that’s why Drake got Khaled some crappers. And conversely, how much time was Kahled spending in Drake’s bathroom to be that impressed with where he excretes his waste? Either way, now Khaled has four, and since he knows which rooms he will be placing these pricey porcelain thrones in, I’m sure he’ll take guests on a tour to show them off by saying, “Here’s one….and ANOTHER one….” because you know he loves his catchphrases.