Ben Affleck And Jennifer Lopez Are Honeymooning In Paris
Cold Feet no more! Ben Affleckโs been warming his footies by slapping the white-hot pavement on the ho-stroll friendly streets of Paris with his โfor betterโ new bride, Mrs. Jennifer Lynn Affleck, โfor worseโ known as Jennifer Lopez. Even though it seems like Mr. and Mrs. Affleck have been in the honeymoon stage of their relationship since Jen was practically still engaged to A-Rod, theyโve made it official by taking their literal honeymoon to the most obvious place on the planet. When youโre as busy as these two, who has time for originality? Jen probably makes these decisions on the fly by playing word association with one of her assistants. Quickie wedding to lock it down: โum, um, um, Las Vegas drive-thu!โ Good! Next, name a honeymoon location with excellent pap coverage: โParis!โ Perfect, you nailed it! Now, hereโs a tough one: People Magazine cover worthy wedding venue: โCโmon, thatโs easy. Benโs plantation-style Big House in Georgia, duh.โ Um, want to try that one again, Jen? No? Just gonna go ahead with that one? Are you sure? OK lady, youโre the boss.
Page Six reports that Bennifer 2.0 took to the streets after arriving in Paris yesterday and they immediately began having their picture taken by resident paparazzi et al. Jennifer arrived wearing a โcasual getupโ before changing into something a little less comfortable and they were spotted looking โsmitten as they held hands while strolling through the City of Love.โ Later at dinner, per The Daily Mail, the lovebirds โcouldn’t keep their hands off each other as they packed on the PDA while sitting right beside Ben’s kidsโ this time including 16-year-old Violet who looks EXACTLY like her mom, Mrs. Affleck 1.0-beta1, โfor betterโ known as Jennifer Garner. JLo’s 14-year-old, Emme, and Ben’s 13-year-old, Sera, also joined them on the trip.
Of course no Affleckeymoon (โข) evening could be complete without some first rate Bennifer 2.0 Signature Blend (โข) balcony-stunting.
With that task ticked off the checklist, Ben and Jen moved on to Phase 2: Code name Operation Cuddle Bunnies. According to Page Six:
They were literally French-kissing.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were spotted making out on a park bench like teenagers on Friday during their romantic honeymoon in Paris.
The newlyweds were photographed sweetly cozying up to each other as they engaged in some Parisian PDA near the Elysรฉe Palace.
Even though the paparazzi were just a few feet away, the couple apparently wanted to capture the moment for themselves, as Affleck was seen holding a professional camera and taking photos of his bride.
Well someone has to take the pictures for the newsletter! Rich as they are, they’ve driven their own price up so high they probably can’t afford to use agency photos.
I don’t know about you but I’m exhausted. I gots to get me to Paris and try some of that “love” filled air! Tune in next time to find out if Ben saw all the press and attention Brad Pitt got for wearing a skirt.
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