Category: BUTTS

Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Botoxed His Butthole

December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Many people think that Botox injections can only work at tightening up your face, but did you know it apparently also does wonders for tightening up that booty? Yeah, that was a weird sentence to type yet, unfortunately, it’s an accurate alternative for hemorrhoid treatment in some cases. And now that you know this, you can thank Nick Norcia, a man who took everyone on a journey down the rabbit hole with a tale of his hemorrhoid challenges and being offered Botox injections directly where the sun doesn’t shine.

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Kim Kardashian Talked About Climate Change And Law School Over The Silent Screams Of Her Eyebrows For The Cover Of Interview

September 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Just when you think you’ve got Kim Kardashian’s ass memorized, she ups and rubs it into our faces that it’s as unknowable as the universe is vast. Kim’s most recent ass covers the so-called American Dream issue of Interview Magazine but you’d be excused if you missed it because you were distracted by the two furry albino caterpillars that crawled out of each ear to enjoy a socially distanced picnic lunch together in the middle of her forehead.

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BREAKING: Cole Sprouse Brought His Ass Out Online And Twitter Has Some Thoughts

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Most people think of Emo sad boy spokesperson Cole Sprouse as Jughead Jones from the dumpster fire guilty pleasure series Riverdale. However, every time I see him all I can think of is Ross Gellar’s son from Friends after discovering Slipknot. And with his latest post on Instagram, I’m wondering why he hasn’t started an OnlyFans page because apparently, the man has been hiding more cake than a bakery in the back of his pants. Or has he?? Apparently, Cole wanted to have a little fun with filters online and posted a selfie that features a glimpse of his bare behind in a mirror. Of course, he altered the pic to make his butt look bigger than it actually is and now Twitter is tanning his hide in the comments section.

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Coco Got Shit For Wearing An “Inappropriate” G-string Bikini To A Water Park With Her Daughter

June 1, 2022 / Posted by:

Coco will become the most controversial celebrity mother since OctoMom, and no amount of pearl-clutching will stop her! Last week the 43-year-old was criticized for letting her 6-year-old daughter, Chanel, ride around in a stroller at the Atlantis Bahamas Resort. Coco, Chanel (ohhh, Coco Chanel!) and Ice-T are still on their family vacay, and the scandals keep coming. Now Coco’s getting shit for wearing a skimpy G-string bikini at a waterpark, where there were… brace yourselves… children in attendance! Great, now dozens of parents will be forced to explain to their kids what “true glamour” is. Continue reading

Madonna Flashed Her Butt To A Scandalized Jimmy Fallon On “The Tonight Show”

October 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Jimmy Fallon must be the only person in the known universe who isn’t familiar with current-day Madonna. Because when Jimmy brought Madonna out onto the stage of The Tonight Show last night to promote her new Madame X documentary, his face was like a guide to the Kubler-Ross model for the five stages of grief, except it was the six stages of disbelief. Shocked, Scandalized, Horrified, Appalled, Outraged, and whatever word you’d use for the panicky feeling a late-night talk show host gets when they really want to cut to commercial. And we hadn’t even gotten to her double-stuffed butt cheeks yet!

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Madonna (And Her Butt) Opened This Year’s MTV VMAs

September 13, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been 40 years since MTV first hit the airwaves, ushering in an era of music video domination that would eventually be unceremoniously de-throned by half-hour reality television starring salon blonde drama enthusiasts, pregnant teenagers, and Jersey Shore-dwelling drunks. But in honor of MTV once being the nation’s go-to source for iconic, and oftentimes revolutionary and boundary-pushing music videos, Madonna opened last night’s 2021 MTV Video Music Awards. And she brought out a special surprise guest with her that sadly ended up completely upstaging her appearance, and that would be her fishnet-wrapped butt cheeks. Not surprising that her plus-one would be her bouncy round ass. It’s kind of her favorite accessory at the moment. Of course, Twitter was quick to light up with people who had many thoughts and opinions on Madonna’s show-opening butt moment.

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