Ben Affleck Is Caught Napping On His Honeymoon With Jennifer Lopez
Ben Affleck and the newly crowned Jennifer Lynn Affleck (a.k.a Jennifer Lopez) have taken their marriage on tour and are currently
stunting vacationing in Europe. If the world doesn’t yet know that they’re officially together, they will visit every country on earth to make it known! They touched down in France a few days ago and put on a SHOW for the people. We expect no less from the earth’s premier pap stroll trailblazers. However, it looks like the 5,243,000 photos they took to document their love knocked the wind out of Ben as he was caught sleeping on the job. Someone get this man a Box O’ Joe from Dunkin’ Donuts before JLo finds out!
The two have been milking their relationship for the last year by hooking up, getting engaged, and most recently getting a quickie marriage in Vegas. They’re not done because there’s a bigger celebration in the works, OBVIOUSLY. JLo would never allow for just one wedding like a peasant! But for now, they’re officially man and wife and are doing the family vacation thing in Paris. After having difficulty “keeping their hands off each other” during a family dinner and French kissing for two hours on a park bench for the cameras, Ben and Jen took a casual cruise down the Seine River on a private boat with Ben’s daughters Violet and Seraphina and Jen’s children Max and Emme on board.
📹Ben Affleck & @JLo cruise on the Seine River with their children in Paris, France – July 23, 2022 #Bennifer pic.twitter.com/XPZ83FSxZY
— JLo Gallery (@jlogallery) July 23, 2022
The family savored a nice sunny afternoon on the French seas while 49-year-old Ben took a moment to soak it all in. Here’s footage of Ben enjoying his marriage:
This my vibe 😂#Bennifer @BenAffleck pic.twitter.com/dwY3SWoC8F
— Ben's vacation plaid shirt 👕 (@BensShirt) July 23, 2022
This isn’t Ben from Bennifer 1.0 circa 2002. This is 2022 Ben. He can only take a few hours on the ho stroll at a time. The man needs his rest! Thankfully for him, Jennifer was on the opposite side of the boat. I wouldn’t put it past her to have stuck her tongue down there if it would lead to another “They’re so in love” headline! But don’t worry, JLo got plenty of pap attention herself:
📹@JLo & Ben Affleck leaving the Crillon hotel in Paris, France – July 23, 2022 #Bennifer pic.twitter.com/SRjlDDAE9e
— JLo Gallery (@jlogallery) July 23, 2022
And JLo celebrated her 53rd birthday today by launching JLo Body and its $65 Booty Balm. What?! JLo doesn’t just smear olive oil on her ass cheeks and call it a day?!
I can’t with this woman 🔥🔥 Introducing JLo Body by @jlobeauty pic.twitter.com/QViRg3bsha
— JenMassive | jlo’s day 💗🇹🇹 (@Trini_jlover) July 24, 2022
53 my soon-to-be-booty-balm ass!
Help i cant breath… This woman is unreal 🥵🔥
Happy birthday @JLo pic.twitter.com/6M388xRSe6
— Ben's vacation plaid shirt 👕 (@BensShirt) July 24, 2022
But back to the everlasting union of Bennifer! While Ben, Jen, and their managers are thrilled about their union, another famous party has expressed approval of the marriage: Gwyneth Paltrow. For the youngins in the crowd, Goopy and Ben dated from 1997 to 2000, a full two years before Bennifer 1.0 debuted. Some people who remembered that that relationship happened took to Instagram to ask if Gwyneth was beyond thrilled or incredibly bitter over Ben’s new marriage. via People:
Gwyneth Paltrow is feeling the love.
The Academy Award winner, 49, expressed her happiness for ex-boyfriend Ben Affleck after his surprise Las Vegas wedding to Jennifer Lopez as she answered questions from fans Friday on her Instagram Story.
When asked how she feels about the nuptials, Paltrow responded: “Love!!! So romantic!!! Very happy for them.”
Gwyneth has already expressed her approval of their relationship in the past by happily commenting on an Instagram post of them at the Venice Film Festival, but I suppose fans need absolute confirmation that she’s on board. That’s very kind of Goopy to give her blessing! Especially after the release of those Seine pictures, a fleeting thought MUST have passed her mind about her former relationship with Ben. A man who’s unafraid of sleeping with his mouth wide open in public? Truly, he’s the one that got away!