Kourtney Kardashian Is Mad That Her Boyfriend Won’t Let Her Instagram Ass Pics Be Great 

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Because I’m sure your brain keeps important info like this, I’m sure you remember how Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend Younes Bendjima got konfused about what his girlfriend does for “work.” We have an update. And by that I mean, the Kardashians sent out a few statements to E! News through their minions.

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Katy Perry Says She Got Depressed After “Witness” Flopped

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Whether you’re into her corny cotton-candy fever dream aesthetic or not, we can all agree that Katy Perry has had some massive hits in her career. We can also all agree that nearly none of those hits came from her most recent album Witness, which was a letdown on the charts. Katy obviously thought Witness was going to be hugely celebrated, and when it wasn’t, she got depressed.

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Leslie Jones Got Mad At Jessica Alba’s Company

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba‘s The Honest Company seems to be anything but. They’ve had lawsuits for bogus sunscreen, lawsuits for bad labels, more lawsuits for bad labels with some payouts, and they even pushed fatty baby formula. So obviously there’s something going on there. Well, now actress Leslie Jones is getting involved in the controversy surrounding Jessica’s all-natural, I’m assuming patchouli-heavy, blessed by Mother Earth, “organic” products.

Entertainment Tonight reports that Leslie did what most of us do when we have been shafted by a service provider: she lashed out on Twitter. Leslie wrote to her 900, 000 followers that Jessica Alba’s Honest Company had fucked her over not once. Not twice. Three fucking times! And she @ both of those hos!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

The magnificent Jeff Goldblum statue in London! 

Yes, that pug is pregnant now. Pray for those pug’s down-low parts, because in (insert however many months it takes for a statue/canine fetus to fully bake) a giant metal statue with a puppy pug face is going to come out of there.

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Birthday Sluts

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

WHERE my manz @????????

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Kristen Bell (38)
Kelly Reilly (41)
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Grant Bowler (40)
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Night Crumbs

July 17, 2018 / Posted by:

The full trailer for Bohemian Rhapsody starring Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury (but why does he look like Pete Davidson there?) is out, and yes, it still looks like a sanitized Hollywood bore with zero flavor. But what’s really offensive is that The Mercury bulge isn’t nearly magnificent enough. They should’ve stuffed Rami’s jumpsuit with two actual disco balls and a baguette. I should be in the ER right now from getting hit in the eye with that bulge while watching the trailer. Burn every copy of the movie and start again! – Lainey Gossip 

But for real though, Amanda Seyfried’s husband is probably jealous because of that whole “how you get them is how you lose them” thing – Celebitchy

Wait, slap me until I’ve got Andy Cohen eyes, Vicki Gunvalson has had plastic surgery? – Reality Tea

Like a bowl of Jell-O in an earthquake…. Although, Jell-O is much more natural – Drunken Stepfather

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