After two whole years languishing – suffering, even! – in the number two spot, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is back at the top of Forbes’ annual list of the highest-paid actors. Now someone else can be the roody-poo candy ass number two, and that someone is Chris Hemsworth. Hang your head (and bank account) in shame, hottest Hemsworth brother.
Well, it looks like The Real Housewives of New York City is going to get a little less shrieker. I said “a little“! Because Bethenny Frankel broke the skinny girl hearts of all RHoNYC fans by leaving that bitch for a second time.
Nicholas Sparks is off the hook for allegedly firing the former headmaster of his Christian School, Epiphany School of Global Studies. Saul Benjamin accused Nicholas of being a homophobic asshole who fired him because Saul thought that “global studies” meant acknowledging gay people exist. But this is that “Zealous Christian Global Studies” so you need to exclude anything referring to any kind of non-Christian religion or lifestyle. Nicholas apologized that you think he hates gays just because he loves Jesus. Clearly he knew that he wasn’t going to be punished for hating the gays, and he absolutely was not. A jury found in favor of Nicholas and decided he doesn’t owe Saul anything.
Kelly Clarkson was right! She’s always right. Okay, maybe not when it comes to mid-2000s highlights or movie scripts, but still. Taylor Swift revealed her plans to get back at Scooter Braun for owning six albums worth of her masters, and just like Kelly suggested, it involves Taylor re-recording all of her old music.
Cardi B Gave Testimony In A $5 Million Lawsuit Against Her And It Is Exactly What’d You’d Expect From Her
Cardi B testified in court for a $5 million lawsuit against her and it went exactly how you think it did. Michael Brophy Jr., is suing Cardi because she used his back tattoo without permission on the cover of her mixtape, Gangsta Bitch Music Vol, 1. Oh to be a fly on that wall and hear all those professional law people saying, “Gangsta Bitch Music Volume One,” so many times. Cardi was questioned in the lawsuit and it is pure entertainment. She referenced The Powerpuff Girls, called herself “a gangster”, got angry, overshared, and complained about being there.
Gwyneth Paltrow must have noticed that the energy of her home was not pretentious enough and needed something that matches her perfectly steamed vagina and coffee enema(ed) ass. So Gwyneth decided to change the energy of her house by adding more books. Sounds simple enough…. well it would be if this wasn’t Goopy we were talking about. Gwyneth went ahead and hired a PERSONAL BOOK CURATOR to expand her book collection with books that she’ll probably never read but will impress her snobby friends and will match the color of her $10,000-a-roll swan intestines wallpaper.