Last week, it was announced that Friends is leaving Netflix for HBO Max, and that subsequently created a real-life Friends episode called The One Where A Whole Lot Of People Sign Up For An HBO Max Account. But anyone who doesn’t want to beg a friend for their HBO Max password can still get their Friends fix, thanks to a collaboration with Pottery Barn inspired by Rachel’s love of the brand. That’s pretty much the definition of “We don’t need this,” but at least it’s not a Friends-inspired brand collaboration between Smucker’s jam and ground beef.
A few months ago, Pink swore she was going to stop posting pictures of her kids on social media, because she was sick and tired of internet strangers judging her parenting choices and calling her a shitty mother.
Last week, Pink went back on her word and posted a picture of one of her two kids running through a sprinkler (or as she sarcastically described it, unfiltered water with no helmets). Pink must have missed the feeling of all those mommy-judging pitchforks poking her ass, because yesterday she doubled down by posting a picture of her kids running around in a Holocaust memorial. And s the internet has been dragging her for it.
Today we bathe in the tears of the unwanted. Miles Teller probably threw something across the room, Ansel Elgort probably filmed himself crying in the mirror, Harry Styles probably cursed mildly and made himself a cuppa, and G-Eazy probably started a bonfire with his Hawaiian shirt collection this morning upon learning the news they had all lost out on the role of a lifetime. Elvis is about to re-enter the building in the body of Austin Butler, who has been cast as Elvis Presley in Baz Luhrmann’s upcoming biopic. Austin’s girlfriend of about 8 years, Vanessa Hudgens, posted the news on Instagram.
The men’s final at Wimbledon provided us with high and lows, heartbreak and perseverance and they all mostly centered around Woody Harrelson’s reactions and the drama around him getting another drink. WHICH HE DID…but then had to drink in the hallway….before his triumph return to his seat. It had it all. Woody Harrelson reminded everyone the importance of having Woody Harrelson at any and all events. Even the announcers were counting how many drinks Woody had and while cutting to him for a reaction. Truly a great moment for the sport of tennis!
Taylor Swift isn’t having a great summer, and it’s not because her hair stylist mixed up the order of the rainbow when dipping her tips. Taylor is really mad that Scooter Braun bought her former record label Big Machine for $300 million, and subsequently became the owner of 6 albums worth of the masters of her songs. Taylor can’t really sue, so her own line of defense so far has been to not-subtly direct some song lyrics at Scooter and Big Machine’s former owner Scott Borchetta. Kelly Clarkson seems to think she might have a solution that would work, and it involves pettiness and a recording studio.
Poor Soulja Boy’s been rotting away in an L.A. County jail cell for the past three months with nary a peep of protest from the public. Meanwhile, the entire ass US State Department’s out here begging the Swedish government to make sure A$AP Rocky’s Knäckebröd is served to him appropriately crisp. It’s a sad state of affairs for Soulja who was serving a 240 day sentence after violating his probation by getting a weapons charge. However, according to People, Soulja’s been released 146 days early “due to a combination of good behavior, time served and overcrowding” and can go back to pursuing what he calls “the biggest comeback of 2019”. You want shoes, Soulja’s got you. New album? Soulja’s on it! How about a movie? Sure, why not, Soulja can do that for you too. It’s 2019 and Soulja’s a free man. Anything is possible!