Birthday Sluts

/ April 19, 2019
Tim Curry (73)
Maria Sharapova (32)
Maxine (33)
Miz Cracker (35)
Ali Wong (37)
Catalina Sandino Moreno (38)
Hayden Christensen (38)
Troy Polamalu (38)
Nick Groff (39)
Kate Hudson (40)
James Franco (41)

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Joanna Gaines (41)
Luis Miguel (49)
Jesse James (50)
Ashley Judd (51)
Suge Knight (54)
Ruby Wax (66)
Tony Plana (67)
Paloma Picasso (70)
Dudley Moore (1935-2002)
Jayne Mansfield (1933-1967)
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Night Crumbs

/ April 18, 2019

Nick Viall, who was one of The Douchelors, said on a podcast that he recently kissed a dude for the first time. Nick says there was tongue and “it” moved. Yes, this is probably Nick’s shameless way of pitching himself for an all-male season of The Bachelor, but I still want to see “it” move as he touches tongues with another dude. Nobody has ever accused me of NOT being hard up – Towleroad

File this under “More Reasons For Why Anna Wintour Should Be Stopped”: She had an eyelash-singeing picture of RuPual but yet decided to put Kim Kartrashian on the cover of  Vogue?!!!? – Lainey Gossip 

The Doctor Doolittle reboot starring Robert Downey Jr. is looking like it’s headed for FlopVille, and I’m sure he’ll cry into the Mount Everest-sized mountain of money he has – Pajiba

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Jason Momoa Shaved Off His Beard For A Good Cause

/ April 18, 2019

Put down that plastic water bottle. If you’re planning on saving the tears you’re gonna shed watching Jason Momoa shave off his beard for the first time since 2012, he’s going to need you to eye squirt into an aluminum can instead. Jason walked his fine out into the desert armed with an electric razor and a 4-pack of canned water to plead the case of the aluminum can, which he says can be “infinitely recycled”. Just like Marvel Universe story lines!

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Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Trying To Be Relatable By Complaining About The Price of Avocados

/ April 18, 2019

Oprah wants us to know that even though she is a multi-billionare, she is still very much one of the people. So much so that she also complains about the price of avocados! In fact, she thinks they are so overpriced  that she bought her own damn avocado orchard and now travels with her own organic avocados. Just like all of us do! Let’s all chant together: SHE’S ONE OF US!

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Luke Perry Was Reportedly Buried In A Mushroom Suit

/ April 18, 2019

It seems like everybody who ever met Luke Perry agrees that he was one of the good ones. Earlier this year when he died of a massive stroke at the age of 52, the outpouring of love for Luke was palpable. He was cited as a wonderful mentor and friend by many people who knew him. So it’s not surprising to learn that even in death, he’s continuing to leave a mark on the world – by not leaving any mark at all. According to the always true Radar Online, Luke made arrangements to be buried in a mushroom suit. No, not a suit with “special mushroom inside like John Witherspoon in Boomerang. Instead, Radar says Luke was buried in an organic, environmentally friendly suit that grows mushrooms which remove toxins from the body, and facilitate decomposition.

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Sources Say That Friends Believe Operation Varsity Blues Was Mossimo’s Fault, Not Lori Loughlin’s

/ April 18, 2019

In Time-For-A-Pivot News: Lori Loughlin seems to be having a source pop over to Us Weekly behind Mossimo Giannulli‘s back, as now there are sources who are claiming that they think this whole college admission mess, which has led to her and her husband being charged with crimes punishable with up to 40 years in prison, is actually all his fault. Oh girl, get the popcorn, it’s time for these self-obsessed, greedy rich folk to turn on each other.

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