Boco, the gold-hearted savior cat who proved that not all pussies are evil creatures who live to see humans in pain by unlocking a door for his human!
Last June, I gave the HSOTD title to a dog friend who helped out his human, who was locked out of the house, by removing a technologically advanced security system (a stick) from the bottom of the sliding glass door. It took a minute, but pussmanity has finally stepped up to show the world that they too can help a human out in their time of need. Although…. the part of me that operates “reasonable thoughts” (it’s the smallest part of my already hamster dick-sized brain) thinks that either Boco is really a small dog in a cat costume or Boco is a scab cat who dogmanity paid off to make cats look like they’re not all demonic balls of fluff. I’ll let you be the judge!
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Julia Volkova of t.A.T.u. (34)
Trevor Noah (35)
Lauren Ambrose (41)
Jay Hernandez (41)
Chelsea Peretti (41)
Brian Littrell (44)
Calpernia Addams (48)
Andrew Shue (52)
Lili Taylor (52)
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Kurt Cobain (1967-1994)
Nancy Wilson (1937-2018)
Robert Altman (1925-2006)
If you happen to be an astrophysics or mathematics major, then this is the episode for you. Because you’ll definitely get credit for listening to Professor Allison and I get deep into math and astrology (including the correct pronunciation of “Orion“). We weave difficult math problems and astrology facts into stories about Jussie Smollett, Miranda Lambert’s new marriage, and Khloe Kardashian’s man cheating on her with her sister’s best friend. We also quickly dip into Beck’s Scientology divorce, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s engagement, nut milk, the Golden Girls cruise, and Choupette Lagerfeld’s possible inheritance. And yes, I said “nut milk.”
We end by predicting the Oscar winners, which one of us is going to get 100% right (we’re both probably going to get 100% wrong)!
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Not to be outdone by current yodeling IT twink Shawn Mendes posing in Calvin Klein chonies, current IT piece of the internet Noah Centineo got half naked for CK underwear too. And while the internet shoots out a geyser of panty pudding over this, I’m on the sidelines wondering why those CK boxer briefs make his crotch look like a trackball mouse from the 90s? – Just Jared
And here’s auto-tune singing Tiny Dancer (with an appearance by Taron Egerton’s natural voice, I think) from Rocketman – Lainey Gossip
Not sure what’s exactly happening here, but I do know it’s a Darwin Award runner-up – Pajiba
And to think, this clip started out so delicious with all that In-N-Out… – Drunken Stepfather
In case you missed it, here’s Don Cheadle doing more for the trans community in a few seconds than Caitlyn Jenner has ever done – Towleroad
Who cares if Emily Blunt’s bow looks like a wrinkled and charred Flintstone bone, this IS the look and mostly because of her Wet ‘N Wild lipstick – Popoholic
Sean Bean can’t wait to bust a raw baby-making nut up into his fifth wife – Celebitchy
Cardi B declared that Black History Month has been fucked up thanks to Jussie Smollett – The Blemish
Just when you thought R. Kelly had zapped all the creep factor out of your daily water cooler conversations, the ghost of Michael Jackson had to come back and be all, “Uh…hold my beer.” HBO is coming out with Leaving Neverland, a documentary about Wade Robson and James Safechuck, two kids who frequented MJ’s Neverland ranch and who say the King of Pop sexually abused them. After screening at Sundance (and getting major backlash from Michael’s estate and his fans) and getting early reports that this shit is super creepy, the Leaving Neverland trailer is out.
Too bad Paper didn’t ask her about her best friend fucking her sister’s man…
I don’t know if the pain medication plastic surgeons give their patients contain heroin, crack, or a combination of both but there must be something mind altering in the ingredients that make their patients believe the lies they tell themselves. Let’s take a trip through the elevated mind state of lips like Jagger businesswoman, and Kris Jenner’s top earner, Kylie Jenner as she sits down with Paper Magazine to once again discuss how she started her business from nothing. Well, that’s only if nothing means being genetically linked to a family of notorious famewhores with lots of money and insecurity issues.