Today, Chrissy Teigen and John Legend took to Instagram to announce the arrival of their fourth child, a son named Wren Alexander Stephens. Wait, didn’t Chrissy already have her baby? And wasn’t it a girl named Esti? Or was that a Mandela Effect false memory, a la Mr. Monopoly wearing a monocle? Turns out Esti is real. She was born in January. People reports that baby Wren was born via surrogate last Monday, June 19. Ahhh, the ol’ scrunched-up surrogate timeline. Back in the day, two babies born less than a year apart would be called “Irish twins.” Now, they’re referred to as “back-to-back Baldwinitos.”
Live shows have lately become a living diorama of society’s social deficits and the atrophy of human decency and decorum. A few months back, we had the orchestra orgasmer. Earlier this month, a fan injured Bebe Rexha by hurling his cell phone at her face during a performance, and another fan made his way up to the stage and slapped Ava Max. And this past weekend, a fan oblivious to anything but her own “Pick me! I wanna go viral!” desires tossed a bag of her powdered mom up on stage, much to the pretty well-handled bewilderment and disgust of Pink. It was such a baffling offering that it overshadowed another fan at the same show passing a strange gift to the stage that Pink received with much more enthusiasm: a huge wheel of brie cheese!
Kanye West doesn’t need to produce another piece of music ever again because his personal life will keep him in the public eye for decades. And I doubt he’ll ever stop doing stupid shit. Case in point: a brand new BBC documentary titled The Trouble with KanYe will be discussing, you guessed it, the trouble with Kanye. And it’s really nothing new since the audience will once again be treated to his love for antisemitism from former business partner Alex Klein, who alleges when they parted ways, Kanye transformed into Hitler 2.0 with words that ensure he will never be invited to a synagogue for the rest of his days.
Idris Elba Admits He Was No Longer Interested In Becoming The Next James Bond When It Became About Race
The coveted role of James Bond has been left vacant after Daniel Craig said, “Get somebody else to do it!” and traded in his martinis for a value pack of Metamucil. And although it’s still unclear who will be stepping into those powder blue boy shorts as the next Agent 007, one name has been circulating for years, and that name is Elba. Idris Elba. Unfortunately, Idris also wanted no part in taking on the role primarily because he believes that time has passed, and he doesn’t want to break a hip while running around chasing bad guys and bedding beautiful British broads. Or at least, that was what he wanted us to think. Because now Idris reveals he grew tired of the Bond talk once the conversation turned to race.
A Source Claims Dean McDermott Thinks Tori Spelling Is Using “Their Marital Problems To Stay Relevant”
A couple of weeks ago, Dean McDermott posted an Instagram note claiming that he and Tori Spelling were finally done and separating. But then he yanked the note down, and sources claimed they were still working on their marriage. But then another source popped up to say that Dean is “100% serious” about divorcing Tori. Now, a source has spoken to The Daily Mail about how Dean is a victim of “entitled” Tori and her endless “demands.” Apparently, Dean tried to do everything and anything possible to please 50-year-old Tori, but it was never enough. And after years of using “their marital problems to stay relevant,” Dean is allegedly (as we’ve heard NUMEROUS times before–once from the source himself) finished with his marriage.
Hopefully, Alec Baldwin’s “sometimes mommy” Hilaria Baldwin was on standby at the Vancouver International Airport, waiting to creepily cradle his perpetually petulant ass in her lap as soon as he touched down because he recently whined like a big ol’ baby on Instagram about his flight there getting delayed by 7 ½ hours. Naturally, most commenters had no sympathy for him. But at least no one was hurt over it (this time).