Hayden Panettiere returned to social media with shorter hair, and really, she’s doing it ALL wrong. Hayden should only be making dramatic hair changes after she breaks up with her allegedly abusive boyfriend. Unless… this is her way of letting us know that she finally cut the asshole out of her hair (and life), and if that’s the case. I love it!
Yesterday we learned that Harvey Weinstein had reached a tentative $25 million settlement with 30 women who accused him of sexual harassment and assault. The settlement wasn’t an admission of guilt, so Harvey will get to skate away from those allegations without admitting he acted like a creep (well, at least until hearings for his criminal trial begins in January). He also won’t have to pay a dime of his own money since the settlement will be paid by insurance companies.
One quick peek at Twitter will show you how some people feel about Harvey’s current lack of accountability. Emily Ratajkowski was one of them. But she also decided to go ahead and save everyone the effort of scrolling through Twitter by putting her feelings directly on her body.
Felicity Huffman pleaded guilty to spending $15,000 to fix her daughter Sophia Macy’s SAT scores. She was rewarded with admitting she was an over-privileged rich asshole by getting hit with a mere 14-day prison sentence . She only served 11 days in the clink. And her daughter Sophia, who reportedly did not know her mom pulled schemes to get her into a good college, is allowed to retake the SATs. So once Felicity clears up her community service, she will be rid of the scandal for good. And even more good news: her other daughter just got into college and Felicity didn’t have to fake no scores! Lori Loughlin is quaking at this turnout!
The saga of Justin Timberlake’s wild New Orleans night out with his Palmer co-star Alishia Wainwright continues. First he used his hands for drinkin’. Then the used his hands for holdin’. And when you zoomed in close on that hand, it was evident his wedding ring was nowhere to be found. Justin apologized to his “amazing wife” Jessica Biel, and swore nothing happened. A more suspicious person might be thinking, “Uh huh, sure – why don’t we ask your wedding ring what it saw from your bedside table??” But Jessica Biel might not be that type of person. She allegedly believes there’s no reason to take off her own ring and call it quits.
Eminem dissed longtime foe, Mariah Carey and her ex-husband, Nick Cannon in a rap song on Fat Joe‘s new album. This triggered Nick Cannon. He first dissed Em online, then he released a diss track–“The Invitation” featuring Suge Knight complete with video. Then he continued trolling on social media. Then 50 Cent got involved and defended Em. Then Nick tried coming for Fofty as well. While I have yet to see 50 Cent lose his mind on Nick like he did on LaLa Kent, Nick is still going after Eminem. Do you care about another Nick Cannon diss track? You do not, but Nick shit one out anyway.
I mean, pray for Nick, this is so desperate–I don’t think Eminem is worried about getting rolled up on by Nick Cannon and the crew of Wild ‘N Out. I don’t think Suge Knight would trust them to finish the job.
The Cowboy Pigeons of Las Vegas!
I’d like to think that these pigeons are from New York and got sick of the cold and fighting over bagels and egg rolls with dirty rats and raggedy squirrels, and flew all the way west to hot Nevada to live a new life as cowboy pigeons in Las Vegas where they’d get to relax a bit and go from fighting over bagels and egg rolls with NYC trash to fighting over bagels and egg rolls with drunk bitches and hobos in Las Vegas. But sadly, these pigeons’ “listened to Kacey Musgraves once” look wasn’t their idea and they probably don’t even want it. Some bird-terrorizing demon is about to get a lispy verbal smackdown and an actual smackdown by noted pigeon whispered Mike Tyson for gluing tiny cowboy hats to the head of pigeons in Las Vegas.