John Legends Announces The Birth Of His And Chrissy Teigen’s New Child

January 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Seen above after crashing a Phyllis Diller estate sale and shamelessly snatching one of Phyllis’ old ones, Chrissy Teigen gave birth to a new baby yesterday morning. IN A PLOT TWIST, we didn’t find this out from Chrissy and her newborn doing the Entering 2023 TikTok trend on her Instagram Reels. John Legend delivered the news in a private concert he gave last night. Yup, Chrissy birthed a baby in the morning, and John still had to clock into his job a few hours later. I guess, IN THIS ECONOMY, even the 0.01% can’t afford to miss out on a check. Listen, not only do they have another mouth to feed at Nobu Malibu, but Angry Birds brow transplants and bukkake fat removal, or whatever you call it, don’t come cheap!

People says that last night, the doctor’s office soundtrack chanteuse was giving a private concert when he told the audience that the newest Legend-Teigen has entered the world:

“What a blessed day,” he said.

The singer added that while he “didn’t get a lot of sleep” he “feels energized” after spending “a lot of time” at the hospital.

“@johnlegend just told us he had a baby this morning,” one concertgoer wrote.

The newest Legend-Teigen is a baby sibling to Chrissy and John’s oldest children, 5-year-old Luna Simone and 3-year-old Miles Theodore. In 2020, Chrissy and John suffered the loss of a son they named Jack at 20 weeks. And five months ago, she announced that she was pregnant after going through IVF.

We don’t know many details about Chrissy and John’s new child, like their name, because John had to give Chrissy something to post about on Instagram. But I’m going to guess that their kid can already speak, and as soon as they were born, their first word was, “MERCY!” over their mom taking a Twitter poll on the pain scale of third-trimester coochie fur waxing.


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