The fourth and final season of HBO’s Succession starts on Sunday, and no one is probably happier about this than Brian Cox because it means he never has to deal with Jeremy Strong’s method fuckery ever again. Brian Cox has made his feelings about method acting very clear before (read: he hates it). Recently, he called Jeremy Strong a very good actor but said it’s “fucking annoying” to be around someone who is always in character. But Jeremy doesn’t mind and told GQ in a recent interview that Brian has “earned the right” to call out his method acting. And, well, Brian took advantage of that “right” once again during his appearance on Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Brian made sure we all know that he meant what he said.

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Stalkers really do have a distorted sense of reality because, in their minds, they are deep in the throes of passion with a famous person they don’t know. And I can only imagine the Soul Train line of stalkers waiting to profess their love to Rihanna, who probably would burst into laughter before pointing in the stalker’s direction and instructing her goons to “ATTACK!” And this scary scenario partly became reality when a hopeful heart-struck suitor arrived at RiRi’s Beverly Hills mansion looking to propose but instead was startled to see her security detail promptly advance upon him like the Sperm Squad during her Super Bowl performance.

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Ben Affleck is a man who seems to know what he wants–whether it’s a watered-down iced coffee, just going the fuck home already, or a $64 million Pacific Palisades place to call home. But Jennifer Lopez is JLo, and being complacent and settling for only the third or fourth mega-mansion you’ve dropped out of escrow on would be setting the bar too Lo. And while most of the time, Ben seems happy to go with the JFlow and spend his days pretend-slumming it at Dunkin‘ and hanging out with his ex-wife’s super cool burger boyfriend, a source says he’s digging his heels in and wants to finalize the purchase of the $64 million Pacific Palisades estate, so he has a stable place for his struggle packages to be delivered to even though Jen has fallen out of love with it and wants to continue the search for the perfect enormous, cold warehouse to fill with her non-negotiable white roses and delusions of living the perfect love story.

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It’s been almost a year since Shakira and Gerard Piqué split, and he turned his side piece, Clara Chia Marti, into his main piece. Gerard is talking about the break-up now, and you won’t find him shedding one tear over the demise of his relationship with the mother of his two children over his cheating ways. Because trick doesn’t give a fuck! During an interview with Spanish publication El País, Gerard declared that he’s “very happy” and that “I keep doing what I want. The day I die, I will look back and hope I have always done what I wanted.” And if that’s not enough, he said that he wants to be “faithful” to himself. That sounds like something out of a TED Talk sponsored by AshleyMadison.com. If his wandering peen could high-five him for that interview, it would. And all the shameless cheaters of the world better bow down to Gerard Piqué because he is your Jesus now – Jezebel

Speaking of cheaters… The ho stroll’s couple of the moment, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes, are reportedly still trying to sell a talk show hosted by them.  So far, major networks like CBS and CNN have passed on the pitch, and a source says it’s because “nobody is going to watch them. America does not like adulterers.” Um, okay, but America has voted cheaters into office before. But maybe Amy and TJ’s people are pitching their show all wrong. They should sell it by saying, “Think of what the ratings will be when Amy and TJ’s relationship implodes on live TV after the lust wears off.” I mean, Andy Cohen’s tip would get moist from that sentence alone  – Lainey Gossip

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What do worst Paul brother Jake Paul, Lil Yachty, Soulja Boy, Austin Mahone, Akon, Ne-Yo, and porn star Kendra Lust all have in common? Well, thanks to the genre-bending, quadruple threat and possible bearer of out next Lord and Savior, Lindsay Lohan, they are all just one degree of separation away from three-time Academy Award winner Meryl Streep. CNN reports that Lindsay and her ragtag gang of “business” “associates” have all been charged by the Securities and Exchange Commission with violating disclosure rules while promoting crypto tokens on social media. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can anchor a team of random miscreants like our Lady in the Red.

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