Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are putting in so much work into this completely real relationship. The two of them have packed on the PDA–and I mean packed it on–and done the pretend denials, and a song together, and have sworn it’s true love. It’s been a lot. But it’s not over yet, and now they can check off “getting couples tattoos.”
Even though every frame is burned into my psyche, about every other week, give or take, I go back to re-watch the Cats trailer, just to be sure it’s real and not something we collectively fever dreamed as a coping mechanism for #thesetryingtimes. See if Cats is real, that means all the rest of this *gestures widely* is also real. Guys, it’s real. Further proof of Cats actually existing in this dimension is the release of Taylor Swift’s new song, Beautiful Ghosts, which she co-wrote with noted sad sack Andrew Lloyd Webber. I’ve listened to it and my verdict is: I want Scooter Braun to euthanize it.
Bikini Model Demi Rose Defended Herself After Her Runway Walk Made Kendall Jenner Look Like Naomi Campbell
Since I graduated from Barbizon School of Modeling with honors* and was head of my runway walking class**, I am an authority on the art of the catwalk right up there with my colleague Naomi Campbell, so I have earned the right to shake my head at British bikini model Demi Rose for strutting down the runway like a college student with severe diarrhea who while running to the dorm bathroom sees the dude she has a crush on in the hallway so is trying to keep it calm and sexy. Demi Rose’s awkward stumble walk made the rounds, and after everyone made fun of it, she said that she’s laughing too, but she’s not much of a runway model (girl, we know), her shoes were too big, and she was going through it emotionally.
It’s a good thing Debra Messing is busy at the moment feuding with Megan Mullally, because her regular Twitter sparring partner Susan Sarandon will most likely be tied up for a bit while helping her 34-year-old daughter Eva Amurri Martino deal with two kids, a pregnancy, and divorce papers.
Prince Andrew must have hired the band The Spin Doctors on accident instead of a real PR film (he probably saw Two Princes on their resume and assumed it meant they had experience representing royalty), because whoever it was The Palace hired has been doing a piss poor job of making a convincing argument that Andrew’s friendship with prematurely (debatable) deceased (undebatable) pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, was based on anything other than a shared love for underage girls. Nobody’s buying it. So The Palace has taken extraordinary measures to address the situation. Andrew agreed to sit for a “no holds barred” interview with BBC Newsnight regarding his relationship with Epstein, which will air on Saturday.
Nicolas Cage has a movie out now called Primal which is basically about Nic catching a mythical jaguar before fighting a terrorist (Kevin Durand) and other mythical creatures on a ship. So it’s a documentary. Nic Cage has been living his best Nic Cage life both personally and professionally for years so this new movie premise sounds perfectly on brand. Nic did an interview with HuffPo to promote Primal, and talked about his thoughts on mythical creatures, and what animal he wants to be reincarnated as. And no, Nic doesn’t want to come back as the cat he accidentally gave mushrooms to. Nic, who is currently living this life as messy grizzly bear, wants to come back as an Orca Whale.