Mark Zuckerberg Wants To Clear Up His Comments On Holocaust Deniers 

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Just days after Elon Musk’s pedophile comment about a Thai cave rescuer, another nerdy billionaire has said, “Hold my $1,000 glass of The Glenvinet 50-year-old scotch malt whisky,” to Elon. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is the next one making a stop on the: “Sorry For Being Sticking My Billionaire Foot In My Billionaire Mouth” train. Choo-choo!

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Birthday Sluts

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Campbell Scott (57)
Steven Anthony Lawrence (28)
Rosie Jones (28)
Kaitlin Doubleday (34)
Trai Byers (35)
Ryan Dorsey (35)
Jared Padalecki (36)
Michelle Heaton (39)
Benedict Cumberbatch (42)
Vinessa Shaw (42)
Saïd Taghmaoui (45)
Bodhi Elfman (49)
Chris Kratt (49)
Clea Lewis (53)
Anthony Edwards (56)
Lisa Lampanelli (57)
Atom Egoyan (58)
Brian May (71)
Abel Ferrara (67)
Vikki Carr (77)
Helen Gallagher (92)

Pic: 20th Century Fox

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Afternoon Crumbs

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

If anyone ever asks you what the NYC subway is like, show them this video of a no fucks-given asshole icon on a bike blocking the doors. This is why you can’t trust a dude who wears sunglasses in the subway (and this is coming from a dude who has worn sunglasses in the subway, because when you’re hungover, that lighting is like salt on a raw b-hole) – Pajiba

Taylor Swift is either broken up with that one white guy and is pulling stunts for attention, or she’s still with that one white guy and is pulling stunts for attention – Lainey Gossip 

All white Broadway gays look the same to Monet X ChangeTowleroad

I need to accompany Monet X Change to the nearest Lens Crafters for another eye exam, because I mistook Julianne Hough for Julianne Moore. That’s like mistaking stale Wonder Bread for a freshly baked organic baguette – Drunken Stepfather

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Matt Lauer Really Doesn’t Want To Fork Over $50 Million To His Ex-Wife

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

One of 2017’s most inevitable divorces is finally drawing to a close, and Annette Roque will no longer be the long-suffering Mrs. Matt Lauer. You would think this is great news for Matt himself, since it means he can finally drunkenly hit on women without the pesky task of struggling to twist off his wedding band first. But according UsWeekly’s source, it sounds like he would take more joy in a fake a hug with Ann Curry than give settlement money at Annette.

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