The “House Of Gucci” Character Posters Are Here

/ July 29, 2021

In honor of the House of Gucci trailer dropping tonight, MGM released a bunch of molto elegante e drammatico character posters featuring the film’s leads. We’ve already seen some on-set pap shots and star Lady Gaga tweeted a pic of her and Adam Driver in full rich-Italian-nineties-chalet mode, but this is our first official look at the entire Gucci famiglia. It includes an unrecognizable Jared Leto in fat/bald Bobby Cannavale drag. At that point, why even spend the cash hiring Jared Leto? For all we know they could be Trojan Horse-casting Kevin Spacey under all those prosthetics! Continue reading

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Scarlett Johansson Has Hit Disney With A Breach Of Contract Lawsuit For Releasing “Black Widow” On Its Streaming Service (UPDATE)

/ July 29, 2021

It’s a good thing Scarlett Johansson has so many years worth of training in expert-level punches, fights, roundhouse kicks, and scissor-leg takedowns because she’s about to do battle against the toughest, nastiest threat to her career this side of that questionably styled wig they made her wear in Iron Man 2. Scarlett’s movie Black Widow, the long-awaited stand-alone origin story of the Marvel character she’s been portraying since 2010 in nine films, is currently out in theaters and also on Disney+ Premium Access. And by the sounds of things, she’s done waiting for Disney to fork over all the money she expected to make from Black Widow, and she’s gotten her lawyers involved.

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Open Post: Hosted By Lenny Kravitz Dropping A Thirst Trap While Doing Some Jackhammering

/ July 29, 2021

Lenny Kravitz done got us again, y’all! We were just minding our business when 57-year-old Lenny decided to drop a thirst trap that involved both a hot man and a hot man building something. Gather round all who thirst and observe a ripped Lenny Kravitz slinging his big tool and jackhammering a trick (the trick being a deck)! And just like that, thirsty hos everywhere wished they were a backyard deck.

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Blake Shelton Introduced Gwen Stefani As “Gwen Stefani Shelton”

/ July 29, 2021

Have ya heard? Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton got married! Cuz they’re in love! And they love showing us their love! And it’s gross! Please stop! On the last episode of “Blake + Gwen = Puke Emoji,” the newlyweds performed an acoustic set at Blake’s restaurant in Oklahoma. Blake introduced his wife using her maiden name, and she replied, “I thought it was Gwen Shelton now!” Then, this past Tuesday night, Gwen showed up for a surprise duet with Blake at CMA’s Summer Jam event in Nashville. Blake initially introduced his wife as “Gwen Stefani”, but halfway through the song he corrected himself and referred to her as, “Gwen Stefani… Shelton!” Sigh. What a shame. “Gwen Stefani” is my second favorite pop star name. #1 is obviously “Dua Lipa”.

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Today In DUH: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie’s Ongoing Divorce Battle Is Costing Them Tons Of Money

/ July 29, 2021

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been battling it out in divorce court since 2016, and guess what? All those billable hours are building up, and they’re making for some big-ass legal bills.

If I was rich, and I was divorcing someone who was rich, I might just suggest we split everything down the middle, including custody, so that we may both remain rich and relatively happy that neither of us has to put up with each other anymore. But, there are many more working parts to the Brangelina divorce. They had to split properties, assets, businesses, and who gets how much time with five of their six kids (Maddox Jolie-Pitt is an adult, and therefore isn’t included in this fight). But allegations of domestic abuse, as well as some allegedly shady judge-lawyer relationships, have made the situation very messy. And despite what the Bounty commercials would lead you to believe, big messes aren’t always so quick n’ easy to clean up. And this one is going to cost more than $4.99 for a six-pack, no matter how absorbent and strong those paper towels are.

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Sunisa Lee Won The Gold Medal For Team USA In The Women’s All-Around Gymnastics Final

/ July 29, 2021

OK, Tokyo 2020 Olympics, you have our attention. Team USA’s Sunisa Lee won the gold medal in the individual all-around gymnastics final this morning! Suni, who is the first Hmong American to ever compete in the Olympics, became the fifth consecutive American woman to do so. And in the process, shut down a bunch of haters who were fussing about Simone Biles ruining things for everyone. Simone faced critical backlash when she decided to withdraw from competition for her mental well-being after experiencing “the twistiesduring the team competition. So suck it America! But also, yay America!

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