Alec Baldwin Says His Wife Hilaria Baldwin Is A Baby Collector And That She Still Wants To Try For A Girl

/ September 24, 2020

Alec Baldwin recently went on The Ellen Degeneres Show – hey, where are you going? Come back! I need to tell you about how Alec told Ellen DeGeneres that his wife, Hilaria Baldwin, is a baby hoarder and wants to keep procreating until she has another girl, but if he has any say in the matter (which he should, since it’s his dick and all), she’s going to have to get a different husband. See, no assholes here. Just jokes and LOLs at the expense of the five children they already have together and Ireland Baldwin, who knows what she did.

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Mariah Carey Says Derek Jeter Was The Catalyst For Her To Leave Tommy Mottola

/ September 24, 2020

Mariah Carey’s out there promoting her memoir, “The Meaning of Mariah Carey” (I thought the meaning was whistle tones, refusing to walk on her own two feet, and Mean Girls quotes?). In the book, which will be released next Tuesday, Mariah writes about her 1993-1998 marriage to music exec Tommy Mottola, who was 20 years her senior and super controlling. In a new interview with Oprah, she explains how an extramarital fling with Derek Jeter was “the catalyst” that helped her get out of the marriage.

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Kristin Cavallari Says Her Divorce From Jay Cutler Didn’t Happen Overnight

/ September 24, 2020

Kristin Cavallari and her soon-to-be ex-husband Jay Cutler starred on a reality TV show about their lives, so really, no one should be surprised that their marriage ended. At this point, reality TV is such a curse for celebrity marriages, it might as well be a vow. “I promise to take you for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, but the best of luck to us if we sign a contract with the E! network.” Still, some people were shocked when Kristin and Jay announced they were dunzo after nearly seven years of marriage. Kristin recently spoke about their choice to go separate ways, and she would like everyone to know that it wasn’t exactly an impulse decision.

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Zack Snyder Will Do Reshoots For His Cut Of “Justice League”

/ September 24, 2020

The original Justice League movie ended up being a huge stinker. A contributing factor was original director, Zack Snyder, being forced to step away from the film after a tragic death in his family. Joss Whedon took over and what ended up being released was pretty universally hated. Fans called for the “Snyder Cut” and so DC announced that Zack Snyder’s version will see the light of day, as many of us are STILL waiting for the butthole version of Cats to be released.

While there’s already a lot of footage from Zack’s version, he’s going to do reshoots. Oh good, more content! I was worried that I would be able to watch this movie without having to painfully hold my bladder for hours.

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Gigi Hadid And Zayn Malik’s Baby Has Arrived

/ September 24, 2020

When we were all treated (and I mean treated in the fullest sense of the word) to pictures of Gigi Hadid’s Pee-wee’s multi-million dollar Playhouse apartment, I only had one real concern, and it was wondering how she was going to baby proof that place. How do you even secure a 7-foot tall ballpoint pen to the wall to prevent a tipping accident? I don’t think IKEA sells the hardware for that. Well, however they did it, they did it just in time. BecauseGigi and Zayn Malik’s child has finally been born into this world.

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Buddy Valastro Of “Cake Boss” Got His Hand Impaled In A Bowling Alley Accident In His Home

/ September 24, 2020

In What-In-The-Final Destination?!-news,  Buddy Valastro, of Cake Boss got into a pretty serious accident at his home when a pin got stuck in his bowling alley and the machine stabbed him as he tried to get it out. Yes, Buddy Valastro has an in-home bowling alley. Yes, he chose to unjam the machine himself. As a child of the 90s who watched the Final Destination movies, reaching into a machine that can take off your hand is like the kiss of death to me.

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