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Should I check to see if my carbon monoxide detector is broken or not, because I actually want to see Netflix’s Dumplin’ (aka What Insatiable Should’ve Been) starring Jennifer Aniston as a Family Dollar version of Kirstie Alley’s Drop Dead Gorgeous character? I’m going to blame it on Dolly Parton, because this movie is infused with several gallons of Dolly, and Dolly is my religion – Lainey Gossip
If you haven’t had enough protein today, get some of Phoebe Price’s chicken nib nipple – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Either Tom Hiddleston is tweeting while stoned, or he’s starring in a revival of the Pinter play Betrayal, or both! – Pajiba
This is either satire or Megyn Kelly is spending her time making a serious biopic about Jesus. Although, if Megyn was a part of this, Jesus would definitely be blond-haired and blue-eyed – Towleroad
CNBC is reporting that the CEO of Victoria’s Secret’s lingerie division, Jan Singer has resigned and plans to step down after working with VS for two years. It’s only Wednesday, and Victoria’s Secret has already had a stinkier week than my friend that time a bottle of VS Strawberries & Champagne exploded in her car.
Her heart will go on…in a non-binary fashion. Celine Dion has been teasing what looks like a well-curated arrest video for a few days on Instagram, and I was really hoping it was going to end up being a redo movie of The Bling Ring. Alas, we won’t have Celine calling up a Vanity Fair journalist to sob about who made her shoes. Instead, the video is part of a campaign to launch Celine’s partnership with fashion brand NUNUNU on a line of gender-neutral children’s clothes. Divas may come a dime a dozen, but how many #woke divas do you see doing the damn thing like this??
It’s time again for another chapter in the ongoing saga titled: How Serious Are Jennifer Garner And That Burger-Flipping Tech CEO. Today we’re talking about what title Jennifer Garner has bestowed upon John Miller, the guy she’s reportedly been seeing for about seven months. Seven months is definitely long enough to call someone the b-word. But according to People magazine, she’s not calling him that. A source says that Jen is keeping it casual:
“She doesn’t call him her boyfriend. But she loves getting attention from John. They have fun together and it’s easy. She only sees John when she isn’t busy with her kids. He understands that her kids are her number one priority.”
The source adds that John still hasn’t met her three kids, which might contribute to how casual Jen is keeping things. She also appears to be enjoying how quiet and un-public this relationship is.
“As far as dating goes, Jen very much enjoys it. For so long, she couldn’t see herself dating. Her friends are very excited that she is dating. She is very much trying to get things private though.”
The source also says that Jen is happy that both her’s and John’s divorces have finally been wrapped up. But who cares about that? What matters here is what she’s calling John when she gets white wine drunk with her book club. Is she going with the standard “my man“? The much more gag-triggering “lover“? Personally, I think she should play off his job as a burger chain CEO and call John her all-beef patty daddy.
Sometimes you take a big swing and you miss. It can happen to anybody. What’s important is that you dust yourself off and keep it moving. I hope that the dollmaker who took a noble stab at making an Idris Elba doll, will one day find it within himself to sculpt and paint again. A niche British doll company called Emperis was just trying to do a thirsty world a favor by creating a likeness of Idris that customers could fit in their pocket (flesh or fabric, no one’s here to judge). Unfortunately, the resulting doll didn’t turn out looking much like Idris. It looks more like Montel Williams after he’s eaten too much cheese.