Drew and Jonathan Scott, better known as The Property Brothers, are two brunette twins that fix up houses on HGTV. But did you also know they’re aspiring musicians? Drew and Jonathan also perform as The Scott Brothers, because I guess Nailing the Right Notes was just too cheesy. Some people might cringe at the thought of watching one of the Property Brothers work the mic, but not Zooey Deschanel. In fact, you could say that music was the matchmaker responsible for hooking those two random people up.
Rolling Stone says we’ve officially reached a new threshold in the point of human existence where we cannot let the dead have even a moment of rest, as Whitney Houston–who passed away in 2012–is going on a full tour. Well, some refracted light machines mimicking her likeness will be going on tour–the moment you’ve all been waiting for! Whitney’s Hologram has announced a 2020 schedule, so get your Ouija Boards ready: it’s time for a tour!
We all figured that another fast food chain would enter into the Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019, but what we didn’t know is that they (KFC) would bring out a secret weapon: donuts. I guess if you’re going to show up late to the party you might as well bring the Four Loko of chicken sandwiches. Who needs bread when you can have donuts?! Why don’t we just skip all this formality and start putting fried chicken between two sticks of fried butter?
Alec Baldwin is well on his way to having one baby for every time he’s hosted Saturday Night Live. Alec has hosted SNL 17 times, which is, frankly, too many (times and babies). Hilaria announced on Instagram that she and Alec are expecting their fifth child together. Just last week Alec told Kevin Nealon that although they were trying for baby #5, Hilaria wasn’t pregnant yet, as far as he knew. Presumably he knows now, though I wouldn’t put it past Hilaria to tell Instagram before she told Alec. I hope he follows her!
If it’s true that Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan hired a PR firm to help rehabilitate their image as demanding, shamelessly affluent royal nightmares who refuse to let commoners fly with them or say hi to their dogs, then I’d say they’re getting their money’s worth. Unless this wasn’t the work of a PR expert, and Harry just had a hankering for a decent Yorkshire pudding. Whatever the motivation, Harry and Meghan showed their haters that they’re not stuffy, spoiled royals by taking in a Sunday meal at their local pub.
Variety says that Saturday Night Live had a plan but it sort of completely went wrong. Yes, I’m talking about the mess that was Shane Gillis. As you know, Shane was hired to be white guy number 7 of the cast, but his life exploded when the internet brought out a podcast episode from last year of him and his friend/co-host Matt McCusker referring to Chinese people as “chinks” and lamenting their desire to learn English while in public, etc. Well, it turns out that SNL actually wanted a guy like Shane because they wanted to bring in the conservatives.