According to The L.A. Times, The Manor – sometimes called Spelling Manor, the largest home in Los Angeles – has sold for $120 million, a new L.A. County real estate record. Construction on The Manor began in 1988. It was home to Aaron Spelling, and was nicknamed Candyland, in honor of his wife Candy Spelling. He lived there with his – oh my god, do I even have to say it? It was Tori Spelling’s house back when she still had champagne kisses and caviar dreams. Which is a real 180 from what she’s got now, which is a silver spray painted-platter piled high with FINAL NOTICE letters.
Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Were Absent From A Bank Lawsuit Hearing Because He’s In The Hospital
In a lovely turn of events, this Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott story doesn’t test my gag reflex by making me picture him banging her or banging someone who isn’t her. Nope, the only thing The Deaner is banging is his hospital tray, while yelling, “Yo, can I get another one of these Jell-Os? And this time throw some booze in it, will ya? Dean wants to get wild on the intensive care ward.”
I guess because that Mark Consuelos/Kelly Ripa story about their teenage daughter Lola walking in on them having sex was such a ratings-boost and headline-maker that Dean McDermott just could not resist getting in on the action. During the most recent episode of his podcast, 52-year-old Dean revealed that one time his son Jack walked in on him and 46-year-old Tori Spelling fucking. I hope that Jack has a very good guide dog since I’m guessing he’s 100% blind now. Hell, we’re all 100% blind from even picturing these two fuck, so pull up your voice reader app!
Five and a half years ago, Dean McDermott earned himself a gold star in dumbass decisions by cheating on his meal ticket Tori Spelling with a woman named Emily Goodhand while filming in Canada. It was news that probably made Candy Spelling sigh and think, “Good, one less mouth to feed. I’ll get the divorce papers.” But of course that didn’t happen, because Tori and Dean filmed a reality show about it (True Tori), and continued to make a million more kids. I half expected Tori to take advantage of The Deaner’s five-year cheaterversary with a follow-up series called AdulTori: Five Years After The Betrayal. Instead, we’ve got Dean talking about it on his new podcast.
On Sunday, Tori Spelling posted a picture of herself in a bikini, alongside her Beverly Hills, 90210 co-stars Gabrielle Carteris and Jennie Garth, also in swimwear. After Tori caught some crap, Dean McDermott leapt to defend her honor.
Variety says that multiple sources claim the showrunner and several writers of the 90210 reboot called BH90210 just up and quit. And it happened on Tori Spelling’s birthday. It’s a mess, which is saying something, considering the idea of a 90210 reboot/revival/mockumentary thing already sounds pretty messy.