Category: Dean McDermott

Tori Spelling Wanted To Charge Fans $95 For Virtual Meet And Greets

April 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Uh oh, Tori Spelling got in pandemic trouble again. But don’t worry, this time it’s not racist (I think). In a now deleted Instagram post, Tori advertised a virtual meet and greet for 20 fans scheduled for tomorrow. The lucky fans could take virtual selfies (screenshots), and download a copy of the video call afterwards (screen record)! But all that complicated technology comes with a price… $95 to be exact. Yep, she wanted fans to pay almost a hundred dollars for an online conversation.

I know, shocking stuff. Tori thinking she has fans. And because we’re in a Pandemic ft. Financial Crisis, and most of us are broker than Tori and Dean after a trip to Barneys back in the day, people were pissed.

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Dean McDermott’s Ex-Wife Mary Jo Eustace Doesn’t Hate Him Or Tori Spelling Anymore

October 23, 2019 / Posted by:

There was a time when Dean McDermott was half of the Canadian power couple made up of himself and What’s for Dinner? host Mary Jo Eustace (we’re clearly hard up for power couples up here). But then Dean did a little Lifetime movie called Mind Over Murder, and he quickly made the transition to Tori Spelling’s new boyfriend and future husband. That was almost 15 years ago, and things haven’t been great between Dean and Mary Jo in that time. Apparently running away to Los Angeles with your side chick and eventually failing to pay child support will do that to a co-parenting situation.

But Dean doesn’t have to worry about catching a woman in sunglasses keying the word adulTORI on the side of his car, because things are all good between the three of them now.

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Dean McDermott Compares Vacationing With His Kids To An Orgy

September 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Dean McDermott recently came back from a 10-day vacation with his five kids and wife Tori Spelling, and he described the adventure in the way that only a class act like Dean could by calling it an orgy in your honor with your five kids.” Okay, I don’t know how many orgies Dean Mcdermott has been to but it sounds like he’s been doing them all wrong. And I have a feeling that when they got home from their vacation, Tori and Dean found another orgy at their front door in the form of a bunch of riled-up bill collectors wondering how they could go on vacation when their bills are 865 weeks past due.

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Dean McDermott Says He And Tori Spelling Love Using CBD Lube

August 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Dean McDermott still has his podcast, Daddy Issues. We all know that one of The Deaner’s issues is to overshare about his sex life with Tori, so it should come as no surprise that he has been talking about their sex life again. Remember when Dean’s son Jack walked in on his dad and Tori having sex? Now we know there’s a chance a bottle of CBD lube was sitting on the bedside table while it was happening.

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Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Were Absent From A Bank Lawsuit Hearing Because He’s In The Hospital

July 1, 2019 / Posted by:

In a lovely turn of events, this Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott story doesn’t test my gag reflex by making me picture him banging her or banging someone who isn’t her. Nope, the only thing The Deaner is banging is his hospital tray, while yelling, “Yo, can I get another one of these Jell-Os? And this time throw some booze in it, will ya? Dean wants to get wild on the intensive care ward.

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Dean McDermott ALSO Has A Story About His Child Walking In On Him Having Sex With His Wife

June 25, 2019 / Posted by:

I guess because that Mark Consuelos/Kelly Ripa story about their teenage daughter Lola walking in on them having sex was such a ratings-boost and headline-maker that Dean McDermott just could not resist getting in on the action. During the most recent episode of his podcast, 52-year-old Dean revealed that one time his son Jack walked in on him and 46-year-old Tori Spelling fucking. I hope that Jack has a very good guide dog since I’m guessing he’s 100% blind now. Hell, we’re all 100% blind from even picturing these two fuck, so pull up your voice reader app!

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