Dean McDermott still has his podcast, Daddy Issues. We all know that one of The Deaner’s issues is to overshare about his sex life with Tori, so it should come as no surprise that he has been talking about their sex life again. Remember when Dean’s son Jack walked in on his dad and Tori having sex? Now we know there’s a chance a bottle of CBD lube was sitting on the bedside table while it was happening.
Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Were Absent From A Bank Lawsuit Hearing Because He’s In The Hospital
In a lovely turn of events, this Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott story doesn’t test my gag reflex by making me picture him banging her or banging someone who isn’t her. Nope, the only thing The Deaner is banging is his hospital tray, while yelling, “Yo, can I get another one of these Jell-Os? And this time throw some booze in it, will ya? Dean wants to get wild on the intensive care ward.”
I guess because that Mark Consuelos/Kelly Ripa story about their teenage daughter Lola walking in on them having sex was such a ratings-boost and headline-maker that Dean McDermott just could not resist getting in on the action. During the most recent episode of his podcast, 52-year-old Dean revealed that one time his son Jack walked in on him and 46-year-old Tori Spelling fucking. I hope that Jack has a very good guide dog since I’m guessing he’s 100% blind now. Hell, we’re all 100% blind from even picturing these two fuck, so pull up your voice reader app!
Five and a half years ago, Dean McDermott earned himself a gold star in dumbass decisions by cheating on his meal ticket Tori Spelling with a woman named Emily Goodhand while filming in Canada. It was news that probably made Candy Spelling sigh and think, “Good, one less mouth to feed. I’ll get the divorce papers.” But of course that didn’t happen, because Tori and Dean filmed a reality show about it (True Tori), and continued to make a million more kids. I half expected Tori to take advantage of The Deaner’s five-year cheaterversary with a follow-up series called AdulTori: Five Years After The Betrayal. Instead, we’ve got Dean talking about it on his new podcast.
On Sunday, Tori Spelling posted a picture of herself in a bikini, alongside her Beverly Hills, 90210 co-stars Gabrielle Carteris and Jennie Garth, also in swimwear. After Tori caught some crap, Dean McDermott leapt to defend her honor.
Tori Spelling hit the jackpot! Well, no, but she won’t be getting arrested any time soon, at the very least, which is a win! Tori must be kissed by a unicorn because that bench warrant, which was issued for her arrest at the beginning of April, has been dropped. She’s stepping into May as a new woman… okay not really. She’s still about to be sort-of audited so it’s like, you win some, you lose some.