Category: Wedding Crashers

An Ambulance Was Called To Ben Affleck’s Georgia Estate Before His And Jennifer Lopez’s Wedding Celebrations

August 19, 2022 / Posted by:

There are plenty of good reasons not to have your wedding at a plantation, even a faux one like Ben Affleck’s Riceboro, Georgia estate where Ben and his wife Jennifer Lynn Affleck are currently hosting 3-days of post-nuptial nuptials. If you’re planning on saying your “I Do Agains” in a place where the main residence is affectionately called “the Big House,” and your name is not Joe Exotic, you can pretty much guarantee your ass is gonna get haunted. It’s only day one of Bennifer’s second big day and Ben’s already paying the price for his slave-owning ancestors. The Daily Mail reports that just as guests started to arrive for the couple’s rehearsal dinner, an ambulance arrived. At first, it was reported that an unidentified child injured their arm, but it was actually Ben’s mom, Chris Affleck, who fell off his dock and cut her leg.

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A Judge Ordered Britney Spears’ Wedding Crashing Ex-Husband Jason Alexander To Stay In Jail Until His Next Hearing

June 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Britney Spears got married to Sam Asghari earlier this month, blessing us all with the wedding of the year? Summer? Maybe just June 9th? And although the wedding itself seemed pretty tame by celeb standards, there were chaotic events both in the lead-up to it and family drama aplenty after the fact. In case you aren’t caught up, one of the most notable pre-wedding events was Britney’s ex-husband of 55 hours, Jason Alexander, showing up armed with a boxcutter and Instagram Live-streaming himself entering her house without permission and eventually being apprehended by the police. Britney got a 3-year restraining order issued against him pretty much as soon as the last guest left the reception (my money is on Madonna, she looks like she likes to get wedding-sloppy and then have to be peeled off of the floor at the end of the night). On Monday, Jason had a preliminary hearing to answer to the charges and the judge ruled that he’ll be staying in the slammer for now.

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Britney Spears Issued A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Husband After He Tried To Crash Her Wedding

June 11, 2022 / Posted by:

After many MANY hints that she wished to make an honest man out of Sam Asghari, Britney Spears finally married her beau. It was a special day for the two, filled with joy, happiness, and hopefully a Frapp or two. However, a certain ex-husband was none too pleased with the nuptials. No, not K-Fed. Mr. Popozao expressed that he and their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James were “happy” for Britney. The angry ex was Jason Alexander, Britney’s first husband, and childhood friend. He made his displeasure very known by crashing the party! The other Jason Alexander must be wondering why his Google Alerts are going crazy. He’ll have to adjust his settings to exclude “Britney ” and “crazy ex”!

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Despite The Drama Of A Wedding Crasher Situation, Britney Spears Got Married To Sam Asghari

June 10, 2022 / Posted by:

As expected, Britney Spears succeeded in making a second dream of hers come true yesterday, when she exchanged vows with her man of about five years and her fiancé of nine months, Sam Asghari. But it wasn’t just custom Versace dress twirls and champagne cupcake kisses. It was also a day filled with DRAMA, and I’m not talking about the fact that almost none of the Spears family received an invitation to Britney’s big shindig.

Someone from Britney’s past decided to crawl out from under the fridge and scuttle up to her wedding day celebration, in an attempt to The Graduate the ceremony and prevent Britney from saying the words, “I do, y’all” to Sam. If you had asked me to put some money down and guess which ghost of Britney past might show up and act the fool at her wedding, I’d likely toss a $20 at Adnan Ghalib. And I’d be out $20, because it was actually her first husband and childhood friend Jason Alexander who stole the spotlight with his messiness.

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Open Post: Hosted By Dakota Johnson, Wedding Crasher

March 13, 2022 / Posted by:

When Dakota Johnson isn’t pretending to be a spiderperson in movies or George Clooney when making restaurant reservations, she likes taking her show on the road and pretending to be a person who is invited to weddings! That’s right. Dakota is a wedding crasher. I guess when you’re the offspring of famous people, normal hobbies like painting aren’t enough. You gotta go for the weird thrills!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Black Bear Who Crashed A Wedding

October 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Weddings can be boring, but a couple in Mexico got a treat when a young black bear unexpectedly honored them with its presence during the reception. Guest Angie Diaz, whose cousin was the one getting married, filmed the bear destroying Table 5, sniffing some guests, and bumbling his furry butt outta there. You can hear people banging in pots and pans in an effort to drive the bear away (party poopers). And while the bear was the one causing all the drama, the real scene-stealer was the older gentleman in blue who refused to stop eating his meal in this life-or-death emergency. Maaaaybe if it were a grizzly. But a black bear? Psh. Pass the salt.

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