Britney Spears is currently fighting against her father, Jamie Spears, in her conservatorship case. Brit Brit has made it clear that she doesn’t want her father to be her sole conservator and also doesn’t want him to choose a co-conservator. Jamie wants to bring back an old conservator, Andrew Wallet, to handle her finances, but Britney herself made legal moves by asking the court to let her choose her co-conservator. Britney also threw support for the #FreeBritney movement and said that her conservatorship case should be made public because she’s got nothing to hide. Jamie has now filed papers, asking for the opposite. I mean, the court should just keep it simple and let Cher decide since Cher should decide most things.
Ever since Britney Jean Spears burned down her home gym back in April, fans have been doing that nervous, clenched-jaw laugh––you know, like when it’s painfully obvious that something’s not right but you just keep smiling in order to avoid having to ask the tough questions? Okay, more than likely, Britney fans have been worried about her ass for over ten years, but with the #FreeBritney movement picking up again and her recent Instagram and TikTok posts, are really worried and not just worried that her low shorts are one jump away from her crotch getting exposed and saying, “It’s Vagney, bitch!”
Uh oh, looks like LGBTQ+ icon Britney Spears has herself a lil’ death wish. Yesterday on Instagram, she poked (nay, stabbed) the Beyhive by suggesting that her fans call her “Queen B.” Oh, hun. You’re Britney, Bitch! The Princess of Pop! The Former Mrs. Federline! Beyoncé is Queen B.
Even though most comments were from angry Beyoncé fans, who obviously flooded that shit with bee emojis and defended their Flawless Queen, some argued that Britney has been referred to as Queen B. And so has Lil’ Kim. Replace Pink with Lil’ Kim in that iconic Pepsi Gladiator commercial, and that’s what we can expect from their upcoming battle for this royal title.
Hey, all you losers ripping on celebrities for fun (she said to a mirror). Leave Britney alone, so says Britney Spears! Last night she took to Instagram (which she has full control over, we’re told) to kindly ask “fans” to stop posting mean comments. Especially about all the criticism regarding her recent Red Room selfies (Haven’t ya heard? They’re her new fashion runway vids).
Britney Spears may want you to get to work, bitch, but she is done with that noise. She wants to paint her eyes in raccoon eyeliner, line up against that red wall, and take pic after pic, thankyouverymuch! And it’s not just laziness – it’s that classic combo of spite and daddy issues. Girl, I can relate. Britney resents her father, Jamie Spears, for still being her financial conservator and controlling all her money. Continue reading
If Britney Spears didn’t have better things to do like squats with her hot boyfriend or enjoy the simple life at her neoclassical estate, I’d say she should sue the asses off of an art gallery in France who claim to be hosting Britney’s first solo art exhibition. However, according to the BBC, it’s simply not true! It seems the Sympa Gallery in Figeac, France is just having a laugh at Britney’s expense. And I won’t stand for it. Not since that Romanain influencer was falsely accused of faking her paintings has the art world been rocked by such slander and flagrant chicanery.