Category: Hospital Emergency
Tori Spelling Was Hospitalized And Slammed People Who Claimed She Was Faking

It’s been a while since Tori Spelling made headlines for her crumbling marriage and expired breast implants. So how’s the OG nepobaby been lately? Apparently, not so great. Us Weekly reports that last night, 49-year-old Tori took to her Instagram Stories to reveal that she was in the hospital after feeling dizzy and having trouble breathing. Then she spit back at her haters who accused her of faking that shit. “Please! I’ll fake having money, getting a divorce, and being pregnant. But I draw the line at lying about my health! Unless… wait, is denying a nose job considered ‘health’?”
An Ambulance Was Called To Ben Affleck’s Georgia Estate Before His And Jennifer Lopez’s Wedding Celebrations

There are plenty of good reasons not to have your wedding at a plantation, even a faux one like Ben Affleck’s Riceboro, Georgia estate where Ben and his wife Jennifer Lynn Affleck are currently hosting 3-days of post-nuptial nuptials. If you’re planning on saying your “I Do Agains” in a place where the main residence is affectionately called “the Big House,” and your name is not Joe Exotic, you can pretty much guarantee your ass is gonna get haunted. It’s only day one of Bennifer’s second big day and Ben’s already paying the price for his slave-owning ancestors. The Daily Mail reports that just as guests started to arrive for the couple’s rehearsal dinner, an ambulance arrived. At first, it was reported that an unidentified child injured their arm, but it was actually Ben’s mom, Chris Affleck, who fell off his dock and cut her leg.
Travis Barker Was Hospitalized For An Unidentified Medical Emergency (UPDATE)

UPDATE: TMZ says that 46-year-old Travis Barker is down and out with pancreatitis and a recent colonoscapy he had may have triggered it. Below is the original post.
The Kardashian Krew are habitual shape-shifters, so I would have bet the farm that if there was a Kardashian-adjacent medical emergency, it would be due to one of the Koven’s rib-removals gone awry or an overzealous seat-sucking leading to two sad, deflated balloon looking flaps of skin where ass cheeks used to be. Unfortunately, it seems as though something more serious has happened to a member of the Krew, because Kourtney Kardashian’s husband, Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker, was hospitalized yesterday for a yet-to-be-disclosed medical emergency.
Brazilian Singer Pocah Was Hospitalized After Holding In Her Farts Around Her Boyfriend

Viviane de Queiroz Pereira, better known by her stage name, Pocah, is a Brazilian singer-songwriter. Based on her 15.7 million Instagram followers and fifth-place finish on Big Brother Brasil, she must be pretty well known in Brazil. But this week 27-year-old Pocah finally achieved international celebrity. Unfortunately, it wasn’t from one of her songs. Or even a sexy selfie. Nope, Pocah’s making headlines cuz she was hospitalized for holding in farts around her boyfriend. A star is born.
Jon Gosselin Was Hospitalized After A Venomous Spider Bite

Things haven’t been going so well for ol’ Jon Gosselin. In 2020, his son Collin accused him of punching and kicking him (Child & Youth Services said these allegations were “unfounded”). In January, he was hospitalized for coronavirus and his longtime girlfriend Colleen Conrad got breast cancer. Then the couple split up in August. And just when the 44-year-old was getting back into DJ-ing and “single life,” a venomous Brown Recluse spider bit his leg while he was sleeping. Jon had to be hospitalized! The spider is still on the run, but she left a very clear message on her web: “SALUTATIONS FROM KATE GOSSELIN.”
The Queen Spent A Night In The Hospital This Week

A few days ago, it was reported that Queen Elizabeth’s doctors were being a major buzzkill after they told her she had to cancel a little two-day getaway to Northern Ireland. Obviously, I’m not The Queen’s doctor and know absolutely wank-all about her medical situation, but I was still a little miffed that they wouldn’t just let her 95-year-old majesty pop off and sneak in a Guinness or two in Northern Ireland. She’s had a year, let her have this little out-of-town getaway. As it turns out, her doctors weren’t being petty killjoys and they really were looking out for her best interests, health-wise. Because The Queen’s health dipped into the red, and she was forced to spend a night in the hospital on Wednesday.