Category: Wedding Crashers

Open Post: Hosted By A Florida Couple Who Crashed Their Dream Mansion To Get Married

April 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Picture this. You’re Courtney Wilson and Shenita Jones. Madly in love. You wanna get married at your “dream home and estate”: the gorgeous Southwest Ranches in Fort Lauderdale. This place has everything: a swimming pool with a waterfall, a hot tub, tennis courts, a gazebo, a bowling alley, and an 800-foot bar. COVID-19 be damned, you set the date and invite all your loved ones! When the big day finally arrives, you show up to the venue and are rudely informed that you’ve never actually booked the mansion, you’re not allowed to be there, and please stop trespassing. You tell the owner of the house you won’t leave, and that this wedding is “God’s message.” So he calls the cops? Exsqueeze me?!

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Open Post: Hosted By Lil Nas X Crashing A Wedding

February 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Lil Nas X stole all of the attention away from the bride on her special day by making a surprise guest appearance at her wedding at Disney World in Orlando, FL this weekend, according to ClickOrlando. He even wore all white! But I really don’t think the bride cared about that, because TMZ says she was in on the crash. Lil Nas X “apparently schemed with the bride, because the 2 of them walked into the reception hall and guests as his song filled the room … and guests were shocked.”

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What Better Way To Spend Your Wedding Night Than Drunkenly Brawling With The Cops? 

October 2, 2019 / Posted by:

In It’s-Not-Just-Florida-News: a newlywed couple in Arizona have been arrested and charged for assaulting police officers during a brawl between cops and their wedding guests. In Florida they call that a “June Weddin’ In July”. Just kidding, but they probably do have a name for it. Friday Night?

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Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Are Irritating The Other Guests At Their Wedding Venue

September 27, 2019 / Posted by:

Last year’s Wedding Of The Century belonged to Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra. This year, that distinction will probably go to Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin. According to TMZ, Justin and Hailey are scheduled to tie the knot on Monday at the Montage Palmetto Bluff Resort in South Carolina. Which would be all fine and great if they’d bought the place out, but they didn’t. The Bieber nuptials are becoming a pain in the ass for the resort’s other guests who have been told they can’t use certain areas of property, including a swimming pool and the spa, while the Biebers are in residence. I don’t know if that’s because the Biebers require privacy, or if they plan on shutting them down to clean the drains after Justin’s raggedy homeless looking Drew Crew gets through with it.

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Open Post: The Gift-Stealing Wedding Crasher Of Texas

August 16, 2019 / Posted by:

A woman in Texas has seen the movie Wedding Crashers one too many times and decided that instead of crashing weddings to fall in love with a bridesmaid and get some free cake, she would take a much more sinister approach and crash weddings to steal the couple’s wedding gifts.

She’s allegedly done this at three different weddings in 6 months. I don’t know if I should be jealous of all the free cake she’s gotten lately or feel sorry for her for having to put on pantyhose and heels so much.

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