Category: Lawyer Up

Blac Chyna Sent A Cease And Desist Letter To The TikToker Who Accused Her Of Holding Her Hostage And Trying To Sell Her Into Sex Trafficking

October 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Demure flower, Blac Chyna, must have settled her legal fee kerfuffle with Kris Jenner because now she just had to fork out money to her hardworking lawyer to fire off a cease and desist letter to a TikToker named Ava Louise. And if that name sounds familiar, why yes, she is the demented troll who gained notoriety on the Dr. Phil Show for being an asshole, went viral for licking an airplane toilet seat during the height of COVID, and started the rumor that former billionaire/current inflammatory twat Kanye West hooked up with Jeffree Star. Sigh. But, all of that aside, Ava recently posted the tale of her experience at Blac Chyna’s house, in which she alleged that Chyna held her hostage for six hours and was preparing to sell her into sex trafficking. Chyna vehemently denies the allegations and is threatening legal action.

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Ricky Martin Denies The Allegations That He Got Violent With Someone

July 3, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s 2022, so naturally, we’re all wondering, “What in the world is going on with Ricky Martin?” Oh, you’re not keeping up on the Ricky news? And you consider yourself a Menudo fan! Well, let me fill you in. Ricky has been slapped with a domestic abuse restraining order in Puerto Rico from an unnamed party. Yeah, the she bangs guy (no, not William Hung!) is battling domestic allegations. Life comes at you fast.

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Britney Spears Issued A Restraining Order Against Her Ex-Husband After He Tried To Crash Her Wedding

June 11, 2022 / Posted by:

After many MANY hints that she wished to make an honest man out of Sam Asghari, Britney Spears finally married her beau. It was a special day for the two, filled with joy, happiness, and hopefully a Frapp or two. However, a certain ex-husband was none too pleased with the nuptials. No, not K-Fed. Mr. Popozao expressed that he and their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James were “happy” for Britney. The angry ex was Jason Alexander, Britney’s first husband, and childhood friend. He made his displeasure very known by crashing the party! The other Jason Alexander must be wondering why his Google Alerts are going crazy. He’ll have to adjust his settings to exclude “Britney ” and “crazy ex”!

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Anna Sorokin Is Trying To Be A Fake Lawyer Now

May 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that enough time has passed from the launch of the hit Netflix Inventing Anna, people have been wondering what’s become of Anna Sorokin a.k.a. Anna Delvey a.k.a. the fake heiress who stole a bunch of rich people’s money. Has she finally seen the folly of her ways and become an upstanding citizen? I’m sorry to inform you that she has surely not. After being sentenced for stealing from the rich (the greatest crime you can commit in America), Anna has been holed up in various prisons since 2019. When you’re incarcerated, you’ve got a lot of time on your hands. Some inmates take up reading or exercise. But Anna? She’s started her own law firm! I guess being embroiled in a high-profile court case is enough experience for becoming an attorney!

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Snoop Dogg Has Bought Death Row Records, And He’s Also Being Sued For Sexual Assault

February 10, 2022 / Posted by:

If that isn’t the kind of abrupt 180-degree headline pivot that will have your neck hurting for a week.

Snoop Dogg bought Death Row Records, established in 1992 by Dr. Dre and Suge Knight, among others. Death Row filed for bankruptcy in 2006, was sold off several times (at one time it belonged to, and I’m not joking here, Hasbro – aka the My Little Pony people). But it appears as though Snoop Dogg intends to revive the label, as reports are saying he just finalized the purchase for it. But any celebrating might have to wait a bit, because Snoop’s lawyers just received a lawsuit, accusing Snoop of sexual assault and battery.

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Kat Von D Has Been Accused Of Illegally Running Her Tattoo Shop During The COVID-19 Lockdown

January 21, 2022 / Posted by:

Kat Von D has made it clear that she’s not really into vaccines, COVID-19 safety precautions, or just generally following the rules. Lo and behold, guess who might have gotten busted by a former employee for allegedly running her Los Angeles tattoo shop, High Voltage Tattoo, during California’s COVID-19 lockdown last year? Because there’s nothing more badass than operating a non-essential establishment outside of state-mandated health directives implemented for the sake of reduced positive caseloads and limit overall community transmission, I guess?

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