Category: Lawyer Up

Cardi B And Her Sister Hennessy Are Getting Sued For Calling Hamptons Beachgoers “Racist MAGA Supporters”

September 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Uh oh. Cardi B better get her WAP (Wisest Attorney Paid) ASAP (As Soon Ass Pussible) so they can handle her latest legal issue. As if her looming divorce wasn’t enough, Cardi, her sister Hennessy Carolina, and Hennessy’s girlfriend Michelle Diaz are all getting sued for defamation by Peter CaliendoPauline Caliendo and Manuel Alarcon.

Earlier this month, the plaintiffs (one of whom was wearing a MAGA hat) got into an altercation with Hennessy and Michelle at a Hampton’s beach. Cardi tweeted out Hennessy’s Instagram story video of the incident, claiming the group harassed her sister to move her car, all because she and Michelle are an “Afro/Hispanic gay couple”. Hennessy says the group overheard her and Michelle speaking Spanish while they were parking, and one of them told her to “go back to her country”. 

The Trump supporters’ story is that Hennessy approached them in a rage, “spitting, insulting and threatening them just because one of them was wearing a MAGA hat”. They say the video posted to Twitter posted was edited to make them seem racist.

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Scott Disick Checked In And Out Of Rehab After His Photo Was Leaked

May 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Scott Disick isn’t just Kourtney Kardashian’s ex who keeps showing up on KUWTK and currently dates Lionel Richie’s daughter. He’s also a man with a complicated relationship with sobriety. 36-year-old Scott recently found himself on the wrong side of his sober journey and decided that it was time for an inpatient tune-up. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for some meddling gossip inside his treatment facility, who allegedly leaked a patient photo of Scott to the press.

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Threatened To Sue Anyone Who Publishes Pictures Of Her Outdoor Hike

January 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Today, we saw some pictures of Meghan Markle taking a casual stroll around a park on Vancouver Island with 8-month-old Archie. She was accompanied by her and Prince Harry’s two dogs, and two security guards. Those pictures had steam coming out of my ears, because I was born in Ontario and never thought to move out west where it’s not negative-13 slush pile from November till May. Those pictures had Harry and Meghan pissed for a whole other reason. According to a letter published today by Harry and Meghan’s lawyers, those pictures shouldn’t have been taken in the first place. Continue reading

Brad Pitt’s Home Building Foundation Is Suing The Architect That Designed Their Katrina Houses

September 27, 2018 / Posted by:

In 2007, two years after Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, Brad Pitt launched the Make It Right foundation, the purpose of which was to rebuild houses for New Orleans’ Lower 9th Ward. The plan was to rebuild 150 safe, energy-efficient homes. What the Lower 9th Ward ended up with were houses that were made wrong; aka that were reportedly rotting, molding, and had bum plumbing and electrical. A lawsuit was threatened by a New Orleans attorney against Make It Right last month. Brad Pitt beat that lawsuit to the punch with his own lawsuit that Make It Right filed against the architect responsible for designing the houses.

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Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Are Reportedly Negotiating A Prenup

September 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Hallelujah! The clouds have parted and a single ray of sunlight is shining brightly over Justin Bieber, because divine Hillsong intervention has worked for the first time in history and blessed him with a sprinkling of common sense. Despite Justin Bieber looking like a homeless tweaker in that picture above (“Only ‘looking’?” thought anyone who has seen THAT video), he’s worth millions. TMZ reports that The Biebs and Hailey Baldwin did not get secret married last week after being spotted obtaining their marriage license, because they are busy working out a prenup before they hit the gallows- I mean aisle. It’s a Hollywood miracle! A completely rational decision being made by two horny celebrity 20 somethings in a rush to get married. This brings a tear to my eye.

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Steven Spielberg Is A Menace To Puns And Fast Food Burgers

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Even if Steven Spielberg is a gazillionaire movie director, you best not try to capitalize off his name in punny tomfoolery, or he will come for you with a social media cease and desist! There’s nothing that gets me going like some wordplay, which is probably why I weighed 900 pounds as a kid from eating so many Cheesecake Factory “glamburgers.” Alas, Steven isn’t here for that, so he’s put the kibosh on a Carl’s Jr. burger that was to be named in his honor. Continue reading

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