The time has come again this year when certain dog owners proudly march to Petaluma, California, to loudly declare, “I have the world’s ugliest dog!” However, amongst a sea of dogs with weird hair patches and gnarly underbites, only one can be crowned ugliest. And this year’s winner is Scooter, a hairless Chinese Crested dog whose face only a dog mother could love!
According to all those teen magazines I read as a child, hitting their 30s is practically a death sentence. Backaches, and no more going to da club without looking like a meemaw/pa?! Might as well just pass away quietly. However, reality has shown me that rather than fall into a cemetery plot; you can celebrate your thirty decades and continue to live a full, beautiful life. Such is the case with Rosie, who lives in the city of Norwich in England. Rosie just turned 32, making her likely to be the world’s oldest pussy!
Graduating from high school or college is a big event. Getting on that stage to prove once and for all to everyone that you didn’t actually sleep and drool through all your classes is a sweet feeling. One fella that did drool through all his classes and still pass was Justin, a service dog who was awarded his college degree for being a great boy. Justin is officially an alumnus of Seton Hall University!
Doctor’s appointments aren’t always enjoyable. As you get older, you get less, “You’re looking great. See you next year.” to “Good Lord, what the hell have you done to yourself?!” But sometimes the visits can still be a lot of fun, ifyaknowhatImean. A pup had an encounter with some of the doctor’s good stuff and left the office as high as Snoop Dog after a party hosted by Willie Nelson!
Only a year ago, the world was introduced to Freya, the instantly iconic walrus who terrorized Norwegian docks with 1300 lbs of beauty! Last summer, Freya decided to vacation on the boats of the Norwegian people, sexily lounging on them like an Instagram influencer at the Monaco Yacht Show. However, her antics quickly launched a thousand insurance claims because she managed to sink all the boats she laid across! Despite her popularity, Freya was taken by the authorities and put down due to public safety concerns. However, her legacy as the hottest mammalian sunbather will live on because she’s getting her own statue!
For those of us with pets, going to the vet can be a traumatic event for everyone involved. For the pet, they don’t know why they’ve been transported to the cold, sterile medical office at the strip mall. For the human, putting a cat in a cat carrier is close to a Sisyphean task. But sometimes, it can be funny. Veterinarian Dr. Zonram Liao shared a video of his remedy for a cat who had just eaten a lily. The cat was…perplexed.