Category: Orlando Bloom
Katy Perry Ranked The Bedroom Skills Of Three Of Her Past Boyfriends
Taylor Swift took the attention away from Katy Perry on the day that her album Witness dropped. But Katy managed to steal back a shred of attention from her (now former?) nemesis, and all it took was a conversation about famous dick during the 72-hour livestream of her life.
A Waitress Got Fired For Sleeping With Orlando Bloom
Usually a good tip from a celebrity customer is something that would earn a server a round of applause from their manager. But in this case, that good celebrity tip got a waitress fired.
Nina Dobrev And Orlando Bloom Are Allegedly “More Than Friends”
I’m starting to think Orlando Bloom shares DNA with The Predator, but instead of hunting by heat vision, his dick points him to famous brunettes. Hot off his “respectful, loving space” from Katy Perry, 40-year-old Orlando Bloom is reportedly getting friendly with 28-year-old Nina Dobrev.
Orlando Bloom Was Surprised We Saw Those Paddleboarding Penis Pics
Eight months ago, pap pics of Orlando Bloom paddleboarding his then-girlfriend Katy Perry around Sardinina, Italy with his dick hanging out hit the internet. Orlando’s wiener became such a huge star that it was the guest of honor at his 40th birthday party. As it turns out, Orlando didn’t mean for the world to see his dick. He told Elle UK that he was just as surprised to see it as we were.
Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Are Taking “Respectful, Loving Space” From Each Other
On the bright side, we’ll always have those pictures of Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom on vacation in Sardinia with a very special appearance by his dick. On the downside, we still have those nightmare-making pictures of Katy and Orlando dressed up as Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump for Halloween.
Thankfully A Bit More Effort Was Put Into The Fashions After The Oscars
We all know that when it comes to dressing for the Oscars, everyone takes it very seriously. They put on a tux or fancy gown that definitely didn’t come with a check attached to the garment bag. Most of the time the result is a one-way ticket to Zzzzzz town (see: a good 75% of the looks from last night). But then everyone gets to let loose at Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar afterparty and put on what they really want to wear (see: The Gold Standard). Like many people at the Vanity Fair party, Diane Kruger wasn’t at the Oscars and she showed up wearing that.