Category: Baby Names

Kylie Jenner Announces The New Name Of Her Baby Formerly Known As Wolf

January 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner and her on-and-off-again piece/father of her two kids, Travis Scott, are off again, so he’s probably covered in tons of pussy today (“And that’s different from when he was with her how…?” asked you, making a point). So at the Schiaparelli Lukewarm Mess Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2023 in Paris today, Kylie showed that two tricks can play at the game by partly covering herself with a giant pussy. The other stuffed animals at the Disney store are definitely pouring one out for the poor plushie Mufasa who died just so he could be an accessory on a Kartrashian-DeJENNERate! But before Kylie Jenner delivered an all-cat look at the Schiaparelli show (see: that lion head, her kat klaw nails, and her serving “gassy Garfield trying to keep it sexy” in the face), she announced the replacement name for the baby boy she birthed out a year ago. Kylie and Travis have re-named their second child Aire. As for how you pronounce that, I figured “Aire” is just the exhausted exhale you make after hearing that Kylie Jenner gave her baby a name that sounds like a low-cost airline based in Europe. But according to Kylie herself, it’s simply pronounced AIR.

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YouTuber Trisha Paytas Named Her Daughter Malibu Barbie

September 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Internet sensation/walking meme Trisha Paytas has given birth to her and her husband Moses Hacmon’s first baby. It’s a girl! And they named their daughter… wait for it… Malibu Barbie. Yep, 34-year-old Trisha named her daughter after a Barbie doll from the ’70s. Hey, on the plus side, none of little Malibu’s classmates will get the reference, so the bullying could be minimal (but probably not).

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Kylie Jenner Says Her And Travis Scott’s Son Is No Longer Named Wolf

March 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott recently welcomed their second child just in time to help them take attention away from the billions of dollars of lawsuits Travis is facing over the Astroworld crowd-crush tragedy where nine people died and hundreds were injured and traumatized. Unfortunately the initial branding–I MEAN!–the naming of the child in question is not really all the way there yet. Kylie and Travis announced that baby Wolf Webster would be joining his sister Stormi Webster in the Children With Names Of A Fantasy Novel Character department. But sadly, it’s not a good fit and I guess the market research really did not hold because Kylie announced they’re changing his name. Get those focus groups back to work! Kris Jenner doesn’t pay them for nothing!

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Christina Ricci Learned The Name Of Her Baby When Her Husband Posted It On Instagram

January 13, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month Christina Ricci and her new husband, hairstylist Mark Hampton, welcomed a baby daughter, Cleopatra Ricci Hampton. “Cleo” for short. Kewt. Except, as Christina explains to Ellen DeGeneres on a recent appearance of Ellen, she didn’t actually realize her daughter’s full name was “Cleopatra” until Mark posted it on social media. The couple had discussed the possibility of officially elongating “Cleo” to “Cleopatra” right before Christina delivered the baby, but she thought things were still up in the air. Well, until she saw her boyfriend’s baby announcement post on Instagram. Huh. Guess it’s official! Thanks, babe?

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