Well here’s something I wasn’t anticipating would happen during the pandemic. Apparently a bunch of Chanels have gotten pregnant or given birth to baby boys during the COVID-19 quarantine. Except this is the first that has come as a total surprise. Not only did Billie Lourd get engaged during quarantine, but she also got pregnant, and gave birth to the baby who no one knew she was pregnant with.
Well, it finally happened. After a nearly year-long gestation (her estimate), and a music video that gave me at least three nights worth of pregnant clown nightmares, Katy Perry has finally given birth to her first child with fiancé, Orlando Bloom. Or rather, it might be more fitting to say that her baby finally blossomed, for reasons which will be very apparent to you in just a minute. Because Katy and Orlando went kitschy with the name.
Almost exactly 14 months after she became the second Mrs. Star Lord, Katherine Schwarzenegger has given birth to the baby she made with Chris Pratt, and they’re officially parents to a little girl. And for those of you wondering if Chris’ favorite book was still The Bible, well – their birth announcement will answer that question. Because Little Baby Schwarzenegger-Pratt’s birth has already been commemorated with a weekend’s worth of quotes from a Desktop Page-A-Day Bible Calendar (which is to say, two days worth).
So really, this also means we can finally stop calling him Secret Son. But much like his mama, Iggy Azalea’s son is also named after a gemstone you might find set in a pendant.
It looks like there’s yet another baby out there who was placed in its father’s arms and immediately thought, “Why does my daddy sound like a sleazy not-smart manwhore magician?” Us Weekly is reporting that Will Arnett’s girlfriend Alessandra Brawn gave birth to their first child together last month.
When Elon Musk and Grimes’ baby first entered this world a month ago, his parents gave him the name X Æ A-12 Musk. Then the state of California harshed Elon and Grimes’s cool parent vibe by having a little rule about naming your kid with letters and ligatures. So then it was revealed that his new name would be X Æ A-Xii, which was a bit more acceptable, but still not totally legal in the eyes of California. The Blast got their hands on a copy of Musk Baby’s birth certificate, and after an annoying amount of confusing updates from both his parents, he shall henceforth be known as: X AE A-Xii Musk.