Last week Meghan Trainor went viral for a really shitty reason. During a podcast appearance, she dropped the bomb that she and her husband, Spy Kids boy Daryl Sabara, had two toilets installed side by side so they could do their business together. 27-year-old Meghan explained that she and Daryl, 29, have peed together a bunch, but only done couple’s-poop-time twice. Ah, such restraint. Meghan got a lot of crap for the story, and now she’s posted a video on TikTok poking fun at her embarrassing leak.
In the video, Meghan is sitting, pants down, on the toilet. As the song “All By Myself” plays, Meghan pans over to her husband’s empty toilet. The caption reads: “POV: your husband is over the news about you two toilets next to each other.” Awww. Bummer. Here’s the TikTok, and please note the Poo-Pourri on the back of Daryl’s toilet.
POV: your husband is over the news about you having two toilets next to each other
Meghan also appeared on The Tonight Show and showed Jimmy Fallon a picture of her double toilet situation. I was shocked to see they’re different shapes:
Last week, right after the story exploded, Meghan backtracked her original claim that she and Daryl had pooped together twice. She tweeted that it was actually only ONCE and afterward they said “never again”:
To clear things up…we pooped ONCE together and we laughed and said never again…but he will hang out with me if I’m 💩ing cuz WE SOULMATES. And i legit miss him when I’m away from him. And we pee together obvi
— Meghan Trainor (@Meghan_Trainor) October 6, 2021
I’m sorry, but poop time is special because you don’t have to hang out with your partner or your kids or your roommate. For some of us, it’s our only reprieve from the real world. Meghan better be careful; without privacy, her marriage could end up dead in the water. Floating. Stinking up the joint. Oh, for Chrissake, flush it down!