Category: Marriage No

Jennifer Lopez Says She Would 100% Get Married Again

November 20, 2021 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez has taken a little break from the pap stroll alongside Dunkin Donuts’s very own mascot and is currently doing the rounds to promote her latest film Marry Me. The movie features her and Owen Wilson as two people who fall in love despite the odds. The odds being that Owen is an icky math teacher and Jennifer is a hot superstar singer. Whatever will be the outcome of this daring take on a rom-com?!? Seeing as the movie is all about marriage and love, Today’s resident lush Hoda Kotb couldn’t help but shadily ask if JLo is interested in getting married again. You know, considering she’s already done that three times. But JLo is all for it.

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Meghan Trainor And Her Husband Have Two Toilets Next To Each Other

October 5, 2021 / Posted by:

Meghan Trainor went on Nicole Byer’s podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?, and revealed that she and her husband of almost three years, Daryl Sabara (of Spy Kids boy fame), had two toilets installed next to each other so they can go to the bathroom at the same time. It’s official! Urban Dictionary is changing T.M.I. to stand for: Two Toilets, Marriage, and I Didn’t Need To Know That!

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Drew Barrymore Says She’ll Never Get Married Again

September 10, 2020 / Posted by:

When I think Drew Barrymore, I think of child rehab, Charlie’s Angels, daisies, and the term “hopeless romantic” (her words). Hence all the failed marriages. Number one was way back in ’95, to bar owner Jeremy Thomas. They broke up after two months. Then she got hitched to Tom Green (pictured above in all his Canuck goateed glory), and that survived five months (improvement!). Her third husband was art consultant/son of the former CEO of Chanel (oo la la!) Will Kopelman,. Will is also the father of her two daughters, Olive, 7, and Frankie, 6. They lasted an entire presidential term: 2012-2016, which is eons in Barrymore marriage time. According to math, patterns, and exponents, 45-year-old Drew’s next marriage should last roughly fifty years. But she insists she’s done with that shit.

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Nicolas Cage Claimed Fraud As The Reason Why He Wants His Fourth Marriage Annulled

March 29, 2019 / Posted by:

As you know, Nicolas Cage got married over the weekend in a messy Las Vegas strip wedding and quickly decided he was not into it and filed for an annulment four days later. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, Nicolas Cage comes swooping in deciding he wants to pull a 2004 Britney Spears.

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Iman Says That She Will Never Remarry

October 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Iman and David Bowie were together for 26 years until his way-too-soon-death in 2016, two days after he turned 69. Now Iman is pulling a Cory Flood in Say Anything and emphatically singing “No, never, no never ever ever don’t you ever think it” on the chance that she will remarry. Iman was interviewed for Net-A Porter and professed a big “Hells No” to the possibility, stating that loneliness would be a better option.

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Princess Mako And Her Fiancé Postponed Their Engagement Because They’re Not Ready For Marriage Yet

February 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Last September, Princess Mako made the Japanese royal family tree a little more naked when she announced she was getting married to non-royal person Kei Komuro. As custom dictates she can only marry royal-caliber peen or else forfeit the royal title. She seemed ready to do it, too, until today when she and Kei issued a statement saying they were postponing the wedding until at least 2020. Continue reading


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