Category: Celine Dion

Celine Dion Was Left Off Of Rolling Stone’s 200 Greatest Singers List And Her Fans Are Outraged

January 3, 2023 / Posted by:

Apparently, Rolling Stone must have partied a little too hard on New Year’s Eve because they’ve clearly lost all of their common sense. Not that we needed a reminder of this after last year’s highly criticized 200 Greatest Hip Hop albums list, giving Cardi B yet another reason for an angry Twitter Tirade. Well, hopefully, Cardi isn’t a fan of Celine Dion because if so, she will be giving her first Big Mad video of the year after Rolling Stone did not include Celine’s name on their list of the 200 Greatest Singers of all time. It really is illegal to leave THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD off of any greatest singers list.

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Celine Dion Has Been Diagnosed With Stiff Person Syndrome

December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

This morning, Celine Dion posted a video announcement in both English and French on Instagram and YouTube. In Celine’s video message, a thick layer of somberness covers her, so you know her announcement is not going to bring happy news, like Anna Wintour finally doing something right by devoting an entire Met Gala theme to the kooky glamour of THE GREATEST SINGUH (AND MET GALA GUEST) IN DA WORLD. No, Celine delivered sad news, saying that health woes have been messing with her for a while and that it’s been difficult for her to talk about, but she’s ready to talk about it with her fans. A devastated Celine shared that she’s been diagnosed with a rare and incurable neurological disorder called Stiff Person Syndrome (yes, that’s what it’s really called), which causes muscle spasms and has made it difficult for her to move and sing.

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The Trailer For The Unauthorized Celine Dion Biopic “Aline” Is Out

December 16, 2021 / Posted by:

The trailer for the unauthorized Celine Dion sorta-biopic Aline is here! It stars French (not Québécois) actress Valérie Lemercier, who also wrote and directed this “fiction freely inspired by the life of Celine Dion.” The character is named Aline Dieu (French for ‘God’), and 57-year-old Valérie plays her from age 5 to age 50, with help from some digital de-aging. What in the Irishman?! Continue reading


Celine Dion Has Lost A Legal Battle Over Unpaid Commission

November 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Variety says that Celine Dion just lost a lawsuit between herself and her former talent agency ICM Partners. ICM was suing Celine, saying she owed them a whole bunch of money in commissions, as stipulated in her contract with them. A judge has sided with ICM, saying – to poorly quote one of Celine’s songs – that it should all be coming back to them now.

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A Roundup Of Notable Celebrity Halloween Costumes In An Otherwise Un-Noteworthy Year

November 2, 2020 / Posted by:

Ah, the Monday after Halloween. Every year it’s the same. The fun’s been had and all we have left are the memories of slutty vampires (like Demi Lovato, seen above) and, as is the case this year, even sluttier Tiger Kings, to break up the monotony of a long, dark fall. This year especially, there is literally nothing going on between now and Thanksgiving to distract us. NOT ONE THING! So let’s relive the excitement of the weekend before the mundanity of tomorrow saps us of every chilling thrill and thrilling chill the season has to offer. Because, like I said, it’s gonna be nothing but luke-warm Pumpkin Spice lattes for excitement for the foreseeable future. So here’s a roundup of what some of the notable Halloween costumes of 2020. Let’s look over there, shall we?

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Celine Dion Will Make Her Acting Debut In A Rom-Com 

October 28, 2020 / Posted by:

Good news! Priyanka Chopra, who got married to Nick Jonas in case you didn’t know, is going to appear in a release that’s not her own wedding trailer or a music video about her relationship. Deadline says that she will star in a romantic drama alongside Outlander star and absolute heterosexual, Sam Heughan. But neither one of those two hot people are even the real draw of this movie, because the queen, the legend, the one whose voice raised a blue diamond from the very bottom of the ocean, Celine Dion, is going to be in the movie as well. The GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD is about to transition into the GREATEST ACTRESS IN DA WORLD.

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