Everyone knows that 50 Cent loves drama more than CBS at noontime. Actually, I believe if you check the cupboards in his McMansion you’d see that he dines on a daily dosage of drama, assholery and beef (because he stays in them). One beef he may want to avoid is with the NYPD because they have traditionally shown they are not for play. Case in point: Emmanuel Gonzalez, a commander in the NYPD’s 72nd precinct in Sunset Park, has allegedly instructed his officers to shoot 50 on sight stemming from a beef that began some time last year.
Rich people fighting over stupid shit annoys me, so you can imagine how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes when I heard that Chris Brown and Cardi B’s stalker/husband Offset were fighting over the impending deportation of Atlanta’s own 21 Savage. The two of them got into a virtual pissing contest where they both promised to beat each other up. Listen, don’t talk about it BE ABOUT IT! If you gonna smack him, smack him! Unfortunately, they’re only in the preliminary stages of this fight because they’re still trading jabs at each other online.
I guess Nicki Minaj is getting a little stiletto shy these days, so instead of going after a true foe like Cardi B, she’s taking pop shots at easy targets like Drake who’s about as hard to hit as a napping Canadian Goose. Nicki’s latest music video, for her song “Hard White”, is a real feast for the eyes, if your eyes like eating the poorly lit contents of a dumpster in the parking lot of a Paramus, New Jersey Church of Satan.
According to E! News, there’s a visual diss aimed at Drake in the form of busted up scorpion. Wow Nicki, way to kick a man while he’s down. Drake’s going to add this to his running list of devastating body blows right above that one time an 8-year-old yelled “Jimmy, you can walk!” at him on the street, and right below that time his mom found his masturbation sock, washed it, folded it nicely and left it on his pillow with a note that read “Yours, honey?”.
Y’all, it wasn’t that long ago when bite-sized rapper Bow Wow interrupted our summer with a Twitter tirade that ended with him making it rain for his fans by giving money away. Dammit I wish I was one of his fans. Then again, not really. Because now Bow Wow is about to encounter some major problems from his Growing Up Hip Hop: Atlanta co-star Lil Mama for basically calling her a dirty, two dollar skank that can be nailed like plywood within a week. Bow Wow’s non-related twin caught wind of his words, strapped on her best Diana Ross wig and took to social media to remind him exactly who’s the boss.
Drake sure does know how to kick a man when he’s down! After a humiliating public fashion faux pas, Kanye West’s got one more thing to be mortified by after Drake brought the fire and dissed him at a show in Chicago. Only, it’s Drake we’re talking about so when I say fire, picture a tentative, soggy match willing itself to ignite, not a napalm fueled flame thrower like the one Pusha-T used on him.