Shakira Placed A Witch On Her Balcony Facing The Home Of Gerard Pique’s Mother And He Responded To Her Diss Track
Shakira has faced some difficulties over the last year or so. The Spanish government is after her money, and she split from her partner of 12 years, footballer Gerard Pique. She’s been fairly quiet throughout the process (well aside from telling the Spanish tax man to fuck off) until now. The songstress has yodeled her angriest yodel in a diss track against Pique, and she even shaded his mother with a bruja on the balcony. It’s time for the return of dark-haired, rocker Shakira!
It’s hard to know when to take Kanye West seriously. He dresses and acts so goofy, at times it’s easy to forget that he actually did manage to actually run for President and do some damage to our electoral process in doing so. Plus he recently got into it with somebody in a parking lot and is under investigation for criminal battery. That sounds kind of serious, but then again, what’s with the His and Hers stranglin’ gloves? So I don’t know how scared Pete Davidson should be now that Kanye has officially threatened to beat his ass. In case you were unaware, perhaps you’ve just woken up from a coma or you have a life or something, but Pete is dating Kanye’s estranged wife Kim Kardashian. According to TMZ, Drake can sleep a little easier in his oversized Hot Wheels bed tonight because Kanye’s found a new muse for his rap disses. It’s like, yeah, I wouldn’t put anything past Kanye at this point, but then again, it’s hard to kick someone’s ass while wearing clown shoes. Plus it just looks fucking silly. Jason Derulo is really the only one I know who can pull it off.
I am 100% convinced that rapper Boosie BadAzz has nothing better to do than find new ways to be the worse human being ever. Because the bootleg Flavor Flav is back at trolling Lil Nas X. In case you’re confused, Boosie doesn’t seem to like gay people and Lil Nas X is gay. And it has birthed one of the most cringeworthy rap beefs the world has ever known. A fact that has been further proven by Boosie’s latest homophobic tirade against Lil Nas X.
Drake’s sixth album, Certified Lover Boy, finally dropped at midnight. Jay-Z, Travis Scott, Future, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Kid Cudi, and Lil Baby all appear on the album. No, not DaBaby, Lil Baby. DaBaby the Homophobe is Kanye West’s best buddy. And speaking of Yeezy, Drake comes for his longtime nemesis/album release rival on his track, 7am On Bridle Path. In case you’re not Toronto-street-smart (snort), the Bridle Path is the fanciest, most expensive neighborhood in all of Canada. Residents include Celine Dion, Gordon Lightfoot, and a bunch of uber-wealthy Bay Street-types (our Wall Street). So at 7am it’s probably just nannies pushing rich babies in strollers, Gordon Lightfoot on a walk with his morning chamomile, and Drake brainstorming clever ways to insult Kanye.
Kanye West’s “Donda” Is FINALLY Out (And It Got Some Last-Minute Promo From Drake Fans Who Vandalized His Childhood Home)
After several delays and many promo stunts (including threatening us with the return of KimYe), Kanye West’s tenth studio album Donda was finally dropped in the middle of the night. Donda has 26 songs on it (!!!!!) and features guest vocals from The Weeknd, Travis Scott, Kid Cudi, Jay-Z, Playboi Carti, Young Thug, and Chris Brown. Kanye’s friends, gay-hating rapper DaBaby, and accused rapist Marilyn Manson, are also featured on a fittingly titled track called Jail, Pt.2. Yup, Chris Brown, DaBaby, and Marilyn Manson are all on Kanye’s album. I guess Kevin Spacey must have been too busy to guest on it.
There was a rumor that Kanye was going to keep his lukewarm beef with Drake going by releasing Donda on the same day that Drake’s album Certified Lover Boy comes out (there’s a rumor that Drake will release it next week). That obviously didn’t happen, but fear not, that lukewarm beef lives on thanks to Drake’s fans leaving signs on the steps of Kanye’s childhood home. I guess this is their way of getting revenge on Kanye for “leaking” Drake’s home address. How badass (/sarcasm) of them.
Kanye West and Drake have probably been hoping the reignition of their little beef was going to be as interesting and captivating as the Benniferaissance but so far it’s meh. After Drake dissed Kanye in a track, Kanye used Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker to announce that he’s declaring war on Wheelchair Jimmy. And Kanye kept that promise by firing his latest shot in their insufferable battle. Kanye posted Drake’s address on Instagram. The address of the biggest mansion in the richest part of Toronto that was featured in Architectural Digest. When they go low, Kanye goes lower!