Nicola Peltz’s Dad Is Suing A Set Of Wedding Planners Who Dropped Out To Get Back Their $159,000 Deposit
Back in April 2022, Nicola Peltz became Mrs. Wifey Peltz-Beckham when she married the untrained aspiring master chef/son of David and Victoria “Posh” Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham. It was obviously an obscene display of extreme wealth and pretension when 2 (rich as hell families) Becomes 1 (insufferable unit of hoity-toity twats). And because accused nanny-knocker Nicola was involved, dramatics ensued. First, It was reported that Posh was upset because Nicola didn’t wear a Victoria Beckham wedding dress, while Nicola argued she chose another designer because the VB atelier couldn’t get the job done. But family members weren’t the only poor souls in Nicola’s crosshairs. Would you please think of the revolving door of traumatized wedding planners? Her billionaire dad, Nelson Peltz, is now going after the second of three separate wedding planners Nicola ran through to get back the $159,000 deposit he paid and the legal fees he’s spending to sue them.
Steve-O Left A Sad Note For Bam Margera On Instagram, Writing That He Can’t Save His Friend
Bam Margera has battled mental health and addiction issues for a long time. The last year has been an especially dark one for the 43-year-old Jackass star: he was in and out of court-ordered rehab, relapsed big time after being egged on by fans who mistakenly thought he was under a conservatorship and was hospitalized on a ventilator after an unfortunate pneumonia/COVID one-two punch in December. Later, Bam revealed he was pronounced dead in the hospital but managed to recover. Then, last month, Steve-O announced he’d thrown Bam a bone and hired him as the opening act for nine dates on his comedy tour. Over the last couple of weeks, both men have been posting selfies together, and things looked like they were going well. Until a couple days ago, that is. Yahoo! reports that 48-year-old Steve-O called out Bam on Instagram, revealing this his buddy is still getting loaded and won’t choose recovery. Warning: SAD.
Who Is Hot Slut Of 2022? Vote In Round Three!
Last summer’s sweetheart of Norway and the internet, Freya, is definitely lifting her head high with pride (or bowing it low in shame) while lounging on the boats of the angels in heaven, because she’s made it to 2022’s Hot Slut of the Year grand finals! Freya got 41% of the votes and is one step closer to the HSOTY crown! And now, let’s vote on who will be joining The Calm Librarian and Freya the final Hot Slut of 2022 showdown. Your choices for round three are:
September – Colin Mitchell, the UPS driver who quickly realized that something in the milk (read: above-ground pool) wasn’t clean (read: two dogs in ayúdame mode) while making a delivery to a home in Ireton, Iowa. Colin noticed two dogs swimming in the pool by themselves and it didn’t sit right with him. When he discovered that the dog’s humans weren’t home, he went to investigate and found that the pool’s solar cover trapped the dogs and they couldn’t get out. So he saved them, and became an instant hero as his hotness shot up 100000%. And now he’s probably got to deal with other “dogs” (read: thirsty hos in dog costumes) getting “trapped” in a pool while he’s making his deliveries.
October – Michael Ross, the man who was not going to be outdone by Colin Mitchell’s’s animal-saving skills and went into rising flood waters during Hurricane Ian’s wrath to save a cat trapped on an A/C.
November – Paula Abdul’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Performance, the acid trip that Paula Abdul took everyone on during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade when she tap-synched on a giant Jennie-O turkey before being carried by her chorus boys. Jennie definitely O’d that day from the sight of Paula Abdul’s fuckery-filled performance!
December – Waffle House Wendy, the (former) Waffle House employee who became the MVP of a Waffle House battle royale when she easily caught a flying chair that was meant to take her ass out.
Voting is below. The winner of round three will be announced when we start voting in ✨THE FINAL ROUND✨ on Tuesday, February 7th!
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Letting Us Know That She Still Has A Dress She Wore On A Date With Brad Pitt Almost Thirty Years Ago
We all know Gwyneth Paltrow is the self-professed Queen of organic wares that could potentially burn your house down, but did you also know she has a soft spot for nostalgia as well? For example, there are some people who remember a time when she and Brad Pitt looked like they were about to be each other’s forever loves. Unfortunately, they couldn’t stay together and moved on to other relationships that failed as miserably as theirs did. However, in the spirit of holding onto beautiful memories (and mothball-protected garments), Gwyneth revealed she still owns a dress she wore to a movie premiere with Brad. And she took her thirsty GOOP coven on a trip through her closet to proudly show off all of her 90s fashion keepsakes.
A Plastic Surgery-Addicted Influencer’s 38J Breast Implant Popped
BREAKING NEWS: The Daily Mail reports that one of Mary Magdalene’s 38J 11-pound titties has exploded, rendering her uniboobed. I know what you’re thinking: “Not Mary Magdalene the saint?!” No, not Mary Magdalene the saint. She’s dead and peaked at a 34B (the Bible tells me so). I’m talking about Mary Magdalene the 30-year-old Canadian influencer who’s become famous in pervert circles for her plastic surgery addiction.
Okay, So James Cameron’s Scientific “Titanic” Door Study Proved It’s Possible That Jack Could’ve Survived After All
Titanic (the movie) turned 25 this past December, and leading up to its anniversary, its director James Cameron has been talking a lot about it. James already let us know that Leonardo DiCaprio almost didn’t play Jack because he wasn’t interested in auditioning. And then, last month, it was announced that James had conducted an extremely important study to prove that there’s no way Jack could’ve survived if Rose made room for him on that door. And he put theories to the test in a new National Geographic special that shows Rose was not just being selfish and using Jack for conversation until the lifeboats arrived. And well, James was wrong because there is a way that Jack could’ve lived BUT…