Category: Sad Shit

Jeremy Renner’s Ex-Wife Sonni Pacheco Claims He Threatened To Kill Her And Shot A Gun Into The Ceiling While Their Daughter Slept 

October 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Things are getting darker and more fucked-up in the already messy custody battle between Jeremy Renner and his ex-wife Sonni Pacheco. Sonni is looking to get sole custody of their 6-year-old daughter Ava Berlin, and wants his visits with their kid to be monitored, and accused him of keeping unlocked guns in the house. Jeremy shot back, saying that he wants sole custody too, because Sonni is a shitty mom who’d rather party than take care of her kid.

Well, now Sonni is claiming that Jeremy is a violent cokehead who threatened to kill himself and her, and even fired a gun into the ceiling while their daughter was in the other room asleep. Well, the trolls of the now dead Jeremy Renner fan app should be grateful that he only reacted to them with annoying dramatics and not by tracking them down to pull a gun on them. Well, he hasn’t done that yet, I should say.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Wife Beth Chapman Is In A Medically-Induced Coma

June 24, 2019 / Posted by:

There was a time when the saddest thing news I could imagine about Dog the Bounty Hunter’s fifth wife Beth Chapman might be that she dyed her I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter-colored hair a bland boxed dye brown. Today we have actual, legitimate sad news pertaining to Beth. TMZ reports that Beth’s health has taken a turn, and she’s currently in a medically-induced coma.

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Edie McClurg’s Family Is Seeking Conservatorship, Claims She Is Suffering From Dementia

February 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Keep your comforting warm gummy bears handy, because this story is a 100% pallet sized case of Cameron Frye-sized sads. Edie McClurg of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and the best television show of our generation Small Wonder, is reportedly suffering from dementia at the age of 67. Edie’s family is currently taking action to help protect the icon (yes, she is) and are in the process of acquiring conservatorship. This story gets a bit sadder, so pick your favorite color and pop that pocket warmed gummy bear in your mouth right about now.

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Heather Locklear Has Been Placed On Another 5150 Hold

November 19, 2018 / Posted by:

The optimist in me was confident that we’d close out 2018 without any more stories featuring Heather Locklear, the authorities, phone calls to 911, and stressed-out family members. It seemed as though Heather was getting help and on her way to doing better. But TMZ that Heather has been put on a psychiatric hold after her therapist and lawyer realized she needed some serious help. Heather was reportedly at her home on Sunday when someone (it’s not known who) called 911 and paramedics showed up.

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Gerard Butler, Miley Cyrus, And Many Others Lost Their Homes In The California Wildfires

November 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The wildfires currently raging through California have been devastating, despite their cute-sounding names (Camp Fire in the north, which has me picturing teenagers singing Kumbaya in a circle, and Woolsey Fire in the south, which makes me picture the same thing but with more blankets and sweaters). The fires have proven that fire doesn’t care who you are, it’s going to rip through your house and leave a pile of ashes. It was previously reported that the fires claimed Caitlyn Jenner’s house, but that was wrong info. Caitlyn’s house still stands, but many others weren’t so lucky.

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