Category: Mr. and Mrs. Wifey Peltz Beckham
Nicola Peltz’s Dad Is Suing A Set Of Wedding Planners Who Dropped Out To Get Back Their $159,000 Deposit
Back in April 2022, Nicola Peltz became Mrs. Wifey Peltz-Beckham when she married the untrained aspiring master chef/son of David and Victoria “Posh” Beckham, Brooklyn Beckham. It was obviously an obscene display of extreme wealth and pretension when 2 (rich as hell families) Becomes 1 (insufferable unit of hoity-toity twats). And because accused nanny-knocker Nicola was involved, dramatics ensued. First, It was reported that Posh was upset because Nicola didn’t wear a Victoria Beckham wedding dress, while Nicola argued she chose another designer because the VB atelier couldn’t get the job done. But family members weren’t the only poor souls in Nicola’s crosshairs. Would you please think of the revolving door of traumatized wedding planners? Her billionaire dad, Nelson Peltz, is now going after the second of three separate wedding planners Nicola ran through to get back the $159,000 deposit he paid and the legal fees he’s spending to sue them.
Selena Gomez Rang In 2023 On A Yacht With Brooklyn Beckham And Nicola Peltz; Says We Can Call Them A “Throuple”
It figures that 2023 couldn’t just waltz in and keep it cool with the eye-roll and heavy exhale material, but we’re only three days in, and it appears that the Cerberus in charge of guarding the ability for us all to give our eye muscles and lungs a rest has reared its three kind-of punchable heads. Kidney donor snubber, Selena Gomez, spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht with alleged nanny terrorizer, Nicola Peltz, and Nicola’s self-proclaimed/underqualified “chef” husband, Brooklyn Beckham. Selena felt the need to mark the occasion by making four separate Instagram posts about it and, in the final one, said we can “calls [sic] them a throuple.”
David Beckham Reportedly Chewed Out Brooklyn Beckham After Nicola Peltz Discussed Their Family Drama In A Magazine
If you’ve recently been experiencing headaches, vertigo, and persistent tinnitus, it may be because the high-pitched, squeaky wails of David Beckham bounced off the Tower of London, traveled the halls of Buckingham Palace, and then made their way across the English Channel and Atlantic floating directly into your earholes. Reportedly, Daddy Beckham had finally had enough of the drama that’s been plaguing their family ever since his son, Brooklyn Beckham, married Nicola Peltz. Apparently, Nicola’s recent magazine interview where she aired out some of the rumored drama between her and mother-in-law, Victoria Beckham, was the straw that broke the wee church mouse’s vocal cords, and David finally reamed out Brooklyn hoping to put a stop to the feud.
Brooklyn Beckham Has 70 Tattoos Dedicated To His Wife Of Five Months Nicola Peltz
As Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz continue to make their high society debut as Mr. & Mrs. Wifey Peltz Beckham, the pressure is mounting for Brooklyn to distinguish himself as an adult man with a distinct personality who knows his business and what he’s about. And since Nicola’s way ahead of him in this regard, he’s got a lot of catching up to do. Brooklyn has settled on Wife Guy for his personality and he’s gonna keep “chef” as his occupation. And what he’s all about is getting tattoos that prove both. As we’ve learned in his recent Variety interview, Brooklyn is a married, tattooed man who took his pandemic hobby of cooking and turned it into an empire. An empire so vast that at just 23, Brooklyn was able to purchase a $1.2 million McLaren P1 with the proceeds from just one poorly-edited 30 second cooking video that features a closeup of a pair of disambiguated hands risking it all by ripping apart a piece of fried fish as a volcano of hot grease comes gushing out, threatening to obliterate the word “married,” which Brooklyn recently got tattooed onto his hand. Brooklyn’s new ink is just one of 70 tattoos Brooklyn has on his body dedicated to his blushing bride. I mean, I’d be mortified too if I were her.