Surprisingly, the answer isn’t: Because Holly wanted to pop up the next Playboy empire heir. Former Playboy Playmate and one of Hugh Hefner‘s devoted ex-girlfriends, Holly Madison, is talking about the now-deceased man’s favorite place to bust a nut. Himself. Holly says she was never afraid of pregnancy and never went on birth control because the way Hugh enjoyed ending his romps involved no man batter entering hers or anybody else’s oven. I hate this knowledge, but at least she’s smart enough to know it’s more about where it went and not that he was older because, as we know, even some 80-year-old dude’s dick can make a baby if it’s in the right place.

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It’s hard to forget the sad and catastrophic events of Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival back in November 2021, when a crowd surge resulted in hundreds of injuries and 10 deaths, several of which were children. Unless you’re Kylie Jenner and Travis, and you have a birthday party to throw, of course! Because they just threw their kids, Stormi and Wolf Aire, a joint “Stormi/Aireworld” birthday party. Page Six says Kylie posted shots of the insensitive mess on her Instagram stories, and many have spoken out to give her the business for such a callous, ill-informed choice. 

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While promoting his new show Shrinking on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Harrison Ford was asked if it was true that he had no idea who his co-star Jason Segel was before they started filming. Harrison slapped that rumor down, and in fact, Harrison’s seen ALL of Jason before. Harrison said that he watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and he’ll never forget Jason’s dick in it, calling it a “nice penis.” When Stephen Colbert wanted more of Harrison Ford’s thoughts on his Shrinking (not the title of a Jason Segel peen biopic) co-star’s dick, he got all flustered. So Indiana Jones has taken on the Nazis, a giant boulder, and Cate Blanchett’s bootleg Louise Brooks wig with no problem, but yet Jason Segel’s bare crotch snake has him at a loss for words. I say they should do one more Indiana Jones movie where he goes up against his greatest foe yet: Jason Segel’s dick! – Pajiba

During a court battle between Eva Green and the producers she’s suing over the collapse of a movie she was supposed to star in, her WhatsApp messages came back to bite her in the nalgas. In one message, she described the crew as “shitty peasants.” Hmm, something tells me that Eva may want to get her own coffee from now on unless she likes her coffee with a splash of shitty peasant spit in it – HuffPo

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What do you get for the couple who already have everything? That was the question that was surely dogging the minds of those who arrived at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s house thinking they were going to a birthday party, when in fact, it was a surprise vow renewal ceremony officiated by Kris Jenner. Imagine showing up with a cute little birthday card and some flowers for Portia’s 50th only to find out you’re at a fucking wedding and somebody already got them Brandi Carlisle. And you know damn well that Kris keeps Kenny G on retainer, so that’s out. And there’s no way Ellen isn’t keeping track of who brought what and how much it cost even though she also thought it was just a birthday party until Portia came waltzing into the … whatever you call the room in the castle where you keep your indentured troubadour, wearing “the gorgeous Zac Posen wedding dress from the couple’s 2008 nuptials.” Yes, it still fits!

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Madonna took a beat from wasting Julia Garner’s time and Universal Pictures’ money and preparing for an upcoming world tour to finally partake in the “Bloody Wednesday” TikTok dance craze! And usually, “boomer sinks her claws into a trend that’s already over” isn’t anything out of the ordinary, but this is a special case since people have been doing Wednesday Addams’ choreo from a scene in Netflix’s Wednesday to a sped-up version of Lady Gaga’s song, Bloody Mary. As we know, Madonna and Gaga have a long, rocky history. Basically, Madonna thinks Gaga stole her schtick and Gaga is tired of Madonna and others saying she stole her schtick. The two played nice by rubbing faces at a Madonna Oscar party a few years ago, but it’s hard to tell if that meant the beef was genuinely squashed or Madonna was just trying to siphon Gaga’s youth while Gaga tried to siphon Madonna’s unused provocative ideas.

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