Hot Slut Of The Day!
Waffle House Girl!
It feels like in the early aughts and 2010s, the internet ran on diner brawl videos. I mean, one of my favorite lines to come out of the 2010s was the poetic line, “Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me,” which gracefully lept out of a woman’s mouth during a late-night fight over sharing the syrup at a Denny’s. Listen, one of the most chaotic equations is: drunk messes + late night + hunger + carbs. Put those things together, and sometimes it equals FIGHT NIGHT. Case in point: recently, at a Waffle House in Austin, TX, a brawl between customers and employees broke out, and usually, that wouldn’t even make me blink. A Waffle House brawl is an hourly thing! But this fight got a lot of attention thanks to Waffle House Girl, the employee who should really be called Waffle House Warrior for how she easily caught a flying chair that was threatening to hit her face. It was clearly not her first time at the Waffle House Brawl Rodeo.
The entire 2-minute Waffle House brawl is here, and when you’ve seen one Waffle House tussle, you’ve seen them all, except this one has an MVP. The fight started out as a war of words between a group of customers and employees, but things got physical when Waffle House Girl tossed either flour or sugar at a customer who was yelling at her. That was the group of customers’ cue to turn things up to level Whoop That Trick, but they had no idea who they were dealing with. In a clip that went viral, Waffle House Girl proves that she missed out on a career as a Jerry Springer Show bouncer by catching a flying chair that was thrown at her. And she quickly tosses the chair to the side like, “Bitch, you’re the one who needs to have a seat, now what else do you’ve got?!” Behold, Waffle House Girl’s audition video for the WWE:
Bro she wanted that second chair 🤣ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ pic.twitter.com/tELyOgrpWv
— Vaughn Smith (@Vaughnmower) December 27, 2022
We shouldn’t be surprised by Waffle House Girl’s skills. Because I’m pretty sure that every new Waffle House employee has to watch an orientation video on the first day of training, and yes, that orientation video is just a copy of Fight Club. And the first rule of Waffle House Fight Club is, don’t fuck with a Waffle House employee!
Pic: Twitter