Not that long ago, Aubrey O’Day made the bold claim that she believed Donald Trump Jr. was her soulmate. But yesterday, The Daily Mail published some pictures of Aubrey out walking her dog, that more than implied that maybe Aubrey’s true soulmates are FaceTune, and Photoshop, and Instagram filters. Well, Aubrey has seen the pictures, and to paraphrase Mariah Carey, Aubrey doesn’t know her. And Aubrey is dead set on proving the truth about what the real Aubrey O’Day looks like.
Todd Chrisley Denies That A Plastic Surgeon’s Scalpel Or Filters Are Responsible For His New Fetus Face
On the left is a still shot from a video that 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the patriarch mess of the reality show Chrisley Knows Best, posted on Instagram back in March. And on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago and yes it’s allegedly a current picture of him. It’s not some #ThrowbackThursday shit. It looks like Todd Chrisley used a mixture of the Benjamin Button filter and a very essential trip to the plastic surgeon’s office to transform him into a 15-year-old boy circa 1989 who reeks of Cool Water and Irish Spring and only wears Body Glove. But Todd Chrisley would like you to know that his “grow man using the baby Snapchat filter to catfish and catch pedos” look is not the work of a facelift or fillers or anything. Todd Chrisley’s new embryo face is thanks to God’s saliva known as Botox and God himself! “Errr, even I don’t have the powers to transport a face back 35 years,” said God.
Cue up Michelle Branch’s Goodbye to You, and pour one out for life in plastic, because Chrissy Teigen got her Tupperware titty bowls removed. They were just twenty years old. RIP to many of the big boobies born during the 90s/early aughts, when hard-boulder-tits reigned supreme. Sigh. Something for our kids to read about in the history books. Continue reading
If you’ve ever spent any time on the For You Page of the TikTok app, then you know there are some weird, random subgenres to be found, like charcuterie board TikTok or cottagecore TikTok. One of the strangest is the existence of plastic surgeon TikTok, a community that ranges from doctors answering basic questions about cosmetic procedures, to dancing to Megan Thee Stallion’s “Savage” while holding a set of DDs. But there are also some TikTok-using plastic surgeons who like to speculate about what possible procedures a celebrity might have had done. One such video was dedicated to speculating on Hailey Bieber’s nose. According to E! News, Justin Bieber and Hailey really didn’t appreciate that Hailey’s nose went a little viral on TikTok, and they’ve threatened to sue.
Chrissy Teigen has built a career on being REAL with people and telling them more than they need to know on any given day. Which would explain why about ten seconds into a recent interview with Glamour UK, Chrissy both admitted that her tits are fake, and that she’s getting her implants removed.
Who has had a busier May than Pimp Mama Kris’s least favorite money-maker AFTER The Sock One? In the last few weeks, Khloe Kardashian has been caught up in a paternity test, a cease and desist, pregnancy rumors, and, of course, acting like an asshole a Kardashian by wasting a shitload of rare toilet paper on a prank for attention. Well, speaking of desperate calls for attention, Khloe is back at it. Only this time, SHE’S the prank victim.