That Dutch YouTuber who tried to storm Area 51 should have made a left turn at the Ex on the Beach house. Because Aubrey O’Day has decided that she’s not going to be some dummy who sits around and wonders what aliens looks like, she’s going to become one instead. Aubrey recently shared pictures of herself on her Instagram Stories, and it’s something to behold. If you were trying to use Instagram filters over the weekend, and got an error, it’s obviously because Aubrey used them all.
Four months ago, Sharon Osbourne shocked absolutely no one when she announced on CBS’s The Talk that when the show returned in September for the tenth season, she’d have a new-looking face. The tension on her face would be pulled so tight and smooth, the ten-year-old leather on the CBS office chairs would be brimming with jealousy.
It never ceases to amaze me that people are always so stunned by the Kardashian/Jenners’ ever-shifting facial structures. It must be nice to have a brain free of stupid information like knowing that your average Kardashian won’t let a selfie go up unless her face has been freshly shot up with half of an Allergan factory and the pic has been slathered with filters. But there’s people out there who don’t know this and commented on Khloé Kardashian’s latest face.
A commoner has been blabbing about the personal life of a Duchess, and for the first time in a while, it’s not Thomas Markle gossiping to the press about Duchess Meghan. This story is entirely much more random and gossipy. A British plastic surgeon has been spilling what he claims are the alleged Botox habits of Duchess Kate, and Kensington Palace isn’t happy.
If the skin around her cheeks could talk, they may be screaming “SHARON, NO! WE’RE STRETCHED THIN ENOUGH AS IT IS!“. But since they can’t, Sharon Osbourne is the one who does the talking and has made the decision to pull her face tighter than it already is.
Above is a picture from 2017 of Khloe Kardashian’s nose, which since then, has been lipoed, cinched, twisted, rotated, and pulled so much that The Michael Jackson Estate is going to sue her for trademark infringement. I know, a story about a Kartrashian getting plastic surgery. Pull out your MirandaPriestlyGroundbreaking.GIFs.